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LeAnn Rimes Bikini Ass in Miami of the Day

LeAnn Rimes, Homewrecker, phoney Christian that the Christian market loves because they are trained to forgive their own when they sin, it’s a solid fucking market to connect with because they are dumb as fuck, throw money at scammers and buy into lies…like the whole Jesus thing… So this borderline breast implanted hooker who pretends to be a singer and who in her defence is really just a product of a stage mom, and marketing, and the industry that eats girls up… by making them feel inadequate and useless…throwing money at them…to make more money off of them…so she could be a lot fucking worse… She’s in her bikini…I am not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing…I just know it happened…and I am not offended by her ass as it eats all the bathing suit it can….but then again I’ve only been offended by one thing in recent years…a squirting video by a girl on tinder – 100 lbs too fat for her white trash pleather couch she was staining…but that has nothing to do with this sexual deviant at all.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Amazing Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t know what these pics of Alessandra Ambrosio eating her lollipop in Brazil are for. I don’t care that she’s a half naked mom working the street corner all made up like the kind of mom’s I like to hang out with at 4 am while drunk and near a back alley…I just want to see the video. I know the whole mom thing would me you think she has horrible Lollipop eating skills, and is more of “just put it inside me, I sucked your dick for 3 minutes” kind of girl…you know up on some “I don’t want to put effort into this, I’m Alessandra Ambrosio, you’re lucky I’m letting you touch me”…kind of blow jobber that’s not a blow jobber at all…but ends up a breeder – cuz sometimes…you get pregnant and when you’re catholic…sometimes…you don’t get the abortion you probably should…because Religion makes decisions for us…especially when conflicted titty models are the ones knocked up…it’s like you can shit on Jesus as a career getting naked for men to jerk off to you – even married men…but you can’t abort his babies… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jessica Lowndes Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I look at this picture of Jessica Lowndes and so many things come rushing through my head…like how did I not know her, since we are both Canadian, and I pride myself on knowing every Canadian girl I want to have sex with, and if I don’t know them, that means they don’t exist, or maybe they escaped Canada to be low level famous in California, skipping all our Maple Syrup / Moose / Figure Skating / Igloo Parties… I’m like thinking to myself, that ass is great, even if it is an instagram cry for attention, as we are in the generation of Hormones in the food, fat asses, made round with squats by girls with nothing better to do with their time… I don’t care if it is a cry for attention, or a “Hey, I’m here”…I get to stare at it..like she wants us to do… But then…I watch her “Boat Party Video” And I realize she’s a fucking loser…I’m talking lame, boring, cheesy even with bad taste in music…loser who I wouldn’t want to be next to…unless she was sitting on my face… The life lesson we can learn from Jessica Lowndes’ ass is that great ass doesn’t make great people…

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Ashley Sky See Through on the Runway of the Day

Ashley Sky may be a fake model…and she may have a shitty walk…and she may only matter because she had a boyfriend put money into her and try to make her famous…leading to instagram stardom early in the instagram game that the hip hop magazines were into…leaving her with no real marketable skill, but a desire to be more famous…leading to walking at bikini fashion shows…with the most awkward walk ever….But she is wearing a sheer top and showing her tits…and there’s nothing wrong with that… If you’re gonna try to get more famous – or legitimate famous – after being fake famous – you might as well do it with your tits… Here is the full fashion show…

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Elle Macpherson’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

The first model I remember jerking off to was Elle Macpherson. It was 1989, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit was awesome and celebrating their 25th year. They released a VHS tape and I watched the shit out of it. I assume their was at least one nipple exposed, back when exposed nipples mattered more than they did today, because not everyone was exposing their nipples, it was reserved for top tier high paid models, not that models ever get paid to do Sports Illustrated Issue, but in that era it was actually a honor to be selected, now they’ll just use any pig that has a lot of internet heat… Doesn’t matter, what does matter is that Elle Macpherson exists, she’s my favorite thing about Australia…and the reason I love Australian girls, despite their abrasive white trash accents…and now, well into her 50s…she’s fucking awesome…and I’m still a fan, but maybe because I have a hard time moving on with my life, I should go reflect on that…while you look at this ass. I don’t believe this is real. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Amanda Seyfried’s Hot Face of the Day

Mert & Marcus are the photographers who shot Amanda Seyfried for something too fancy for me called Cle de Peau …..I am assuming it is make-up, but I don’t really give a fuck. What I am interested in, is how fucking amazing they made this girls face look. I mean if she was actually this pretty, I wonder why it doesn’t translate in anything that she does…it’s like she’s got no self esteem, despite her millions…or maybe she has too much self esteem…I don’t know what being an unshowered, unkept, lazy bitch for the paparazzi means..It’s either “I’m so hot, I don’t need to get made up…or I hate myself and I’m a slob”…and based on the fact that she fucks Justin Long…when she could fuck anyone…even if he’s a dot com billionaire thanks to being paid in Apple stock for being the Mac Guy…she can fuck anyone who isn’t Justin Long…making me think…he’s more of a hate herself than love herself too much to bother… Either, she looks like this..and I love it…and I can’t even see her big tits on her little frame…so that means she’s pretty fucking good, because I love big tits on a small frame and have liked monsters because of it, but this face could have no tits, it could be in a box in my basement, and I’d still want to stare at it…but maybe that’s because I have other decapitation issues to deal with…. Either way, good face.

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Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret of the DAy

There are a few things I don’t like in life….and three of those things happen to be in these pics: 1- Victoria’s Secret…because they exploit third world countries to make profit margin on shitty product for white people that they can in turn pay models too much money to be part of…giving models inflated egos about their worth and celebrity…. 2- Catalog bikini pics because they lack any sort of story, purpose, creativity, or really substance. They are boring and a misuse of a high budget, good photographer and established model. 3- Adam Levine. Who sticks his dick in this shit… But I’m still posting it – because half naked girls are half naked girls…even when they get paid millions for this and have horrible taste in men… I can’t really Blame her, she’s from another country, and probably thinks Adam Levine is awesome because compared to the popstars back home, he is… I mean she can’t be as picky or hateful as us, she’s just happy to be out of the hell she was living…and probably gets as pumped about a pair of Levis Jeans or Nikes… Plus he’s rich, and thus good to make babies with… I get it….but I don’t like it…

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Valeriya Planidina by Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

I don’t know anything about this model Valeriya Planidina. I just know she’s got the hipster look that I like and that a friend of the site ANDREW KUYKENDALL shot and when I came across them, I figured I’d post them, because I think Andrew is taking some of the more interesting nude fashion pics around, and more importantly, I want to have Valeriya Planidina’s babies…all over my face…seriously…she’s awesome. I am sure you’ll be seeing a lot more from Andrew Kuykendall in the years to come…and you’ll be happy…because of all the hot model tits you’ll get to see…

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Valeriya Planidina by Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

I don’t know anything about this model Valeriya Planidina. I just know she’s got the hipster look that I like and that a friend of the site ANDREW KUYKENDALL shot and when I came across them, I figured I’d post them, because I think Andrew is taking some of the more interesting nude fashion pics around, and more importantly, I want to have Valeriya Planidina’s babies…all over my face…seriously…she’s awesome. I am sure you’ll be seeing a lot more from Andrew Kuykendall in the years to come…and you’ll be happy…because of all the hot model tits you’ll get to see…

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Kim Kardashian Tanning in a Bikini of the Day

Appreantly KIM KARDASHIAN WAS IN A BIKINI AND MY FRIENDS DID A TOP 10 LIST ON IT I am a firm believer that the only thing good that Kim Kardashian has ever done is her DISGUSTING YET AMAZING SEX TAPE … Not because she’s a good fuck, or because I want to watch her fuck and not even because she made me money, making us indirect business partners….but because she leveraged a porno career and went mainstream thanks to having all the pieces in place…and now girls still feel like filming themselves fuck isn’t a big deal…and more importantly, that it could even make them famous like Kim, with a Rapper Boyfriend and hundreds of millions of dollars….and I can’t see how that ideal going mainstream is a bad thing…. What I can see as a bad thing is everything else that she represents. I think her sticking to porn would have been more honest, honourable and endearing…. But now she’s just a tabloid, paparazzi trash that sold her soul for money and fame, and I guess when you have no substance, money and fame is a good thing… Either way, fat ass in a bikini is jokes. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS AND THE TOP 10 LIST CLICK HERE

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