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Alyssa Barbara is Amazing in Lingerie of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Alyssa Barbara. I’ve been following her on her INSTAGRAM because she’s pretty fucking amazing. She’s from Canada, and lives in Canada, all while Canada is the worst. I know this because I live here, and I know people from here, and none of those people look anything like this, but if they did, and apparently they do, I wouldn’t be so miserable…not that they would talk to me when they do look like this…because I am repulsive…but you know what I mean…and that is that I’d like to suck the maple syrup out of her ass with my tongue…because one thing I do know about Canadians in Canada is that they all shit maple syrup.

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Amazing Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what these pics of Alessandra Ambrosio eating her lollipop in Brazil are for. I don’t care that she’s a half naked mom working the street corner all made up like the kind of mom’s I like to hang out with at 4 am while drunk and near a back alley…I just want to see the video. I know the whole mom thing would me you think she has horrible Lollipop eating skills, and is more of “just put it inside me, I sucked your dick for 3 minutes” kind of girl…you know up on some “I don’t want to put effort into this, I’m Alessandra Ambrosio, you’re lucky I’m letting you touch me”…kind of blow jobber that’s not a blow jobber at all…but ends up a breeder – cuz sometimes…you get pregnant and when you’re catholic…sometimes…you don’t get the abortion you probably should…because Religion makes decisions for us…especially when conflicted titty models are the ones knocked up…it’s like you can shit on Jesus as a career getting naked for men to jerk off to you – even married men…but you can’t abort his babies… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jessica Lowndes Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I look at this picture of Jessica Lowndes and so many things come rushing through my head…like how did I not know her, since we are both Canadian, and I pride myself on knowing every Canadian girl I want to have sex with, and if I don’t know them, that means they don’t exist, or maybe they escaped Canada to be low level famous in California, skipping all our Maple Syrup / Moose / Figure Skating / Igloo Parties… I’m like thinking to myself, that ass is great, even if it is an instagram cry for attention, as we are in the generation of Hormones in the food, fat asses, made round with squats by girls with nothing better to do with their time… I don’t care if it is a cry for attention, or a “Hey, I’m here”…I get to stare at it..like she wants us to do… But then…I watch her “Boat Party Video” And I realize she’s a fucking loser…I’m talking lame, boring, cheesy even with bad taste in music…loser who I wouldn’t want to be next to…unless she was sitting on my face… The life lesson we can learn from Jessica Lowndes’ ass is that great ass doesn’t make great people…

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Canada Day: 11 Celebrities Who Bring Home The Wrong Kind of Bacon!

Posted on July 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When we think of our neighbors to the North, we mostly think of beer, maple syrup, hockey, and more beer. But Canada’s contributions to the world of entertainment can’t be ignored. 11 Canadian Celebrities: We Love Maple Syrup! 1. Justin Bieber Bieber was born in London, Ontario. Many Americans wish he’d stayed there. From truly talented comics like Seth Rogen and Jim Carrey to barely-tolerated hosers like Justin Bieber and…well, that’s about it, Canada may not have any stars on its flag, but its got plenty among its people. Some entries on this list may shock you (Quintessential California beach babe Pamela Anderson is a Canuck?!), while others make perfect sense. (Anyone as polite as Michael Cera must be Canadian!) So while it may be cold, Canada has produced some stars that are truly hot – former couple Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams are both from London Ontario – so check out the gallery above to see what stars pay for their Tim Horton’s with toonies, eh? As much as we’re grateful for all that the above Canadians have brought to the worlds of music, television and movies, we’d like to say on behalf of all Americans: one more Justin Bieber arrest and we’re shipping him back north! Maybe some time on his native turf will be good for the boy. Just keep Bieber away from Rob Ford this time. No good can come of putting those two together. Happy Canada Day!

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Nina Dobrev Bikini Ass of the Day

Posted on June 16, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nina Dobrev looks like she’s been eating too much maple syrup…or bacon…or like she’s carrying her Canadian winter weight…while wearing a bikini and I like to think this is a personal attack on our country..because she is one of our own…a Canadian who has gone to America to misrepresent us as a dumpy nation…filled with sloppy pigs…who when dressed in bikinis…at least one person will jerk off to because they love the stupid show that she’s on…and are creepy chubby chasers… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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