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Irina Shayk and her Boyfriend Simulate Sex in Vogue of the Day

Posted on May 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Vogue Spain did a photoshoot with Irina Shayk, who I like to think is one of the hottest BEARD to a homosexual athlete who can’t come out of the closet because Europeans are homophobes, despite being some of the daintiest, emotional freak show men in tight pants around… They would hate their star player they are so passionate about…being a poofter… So his team, who make a lot of money from him, found some desperate model, promised her the world, to save her from just being another Russian Babe on webcam, because so many Russian girls are just as hot and soulless as Irina Shayk…and she went for it. Now she’s making money, is a Sports Illustrated model, because I am sure it was challenging for his sports agents to set that up…and here they are pretending to be a real couple…as he giggles…because he’s not just in on the joke, he’s all about the fucking joke…his career depends on it… You see, I’ve been told by 10 different people, at different times, with different levels of involvement with the couple, that it’s strictly a business transaction, they see each other when they need to make an appearance together, but they spend under 3 weeks a year together, because she’ too busy in AMerica fucking other dudes…and he’s too busy in Europe fucking dudes… Either way, I approve of their sham…even though this shoot is super fucking gay…I believe that hiding your sexuality so hard that you find the world an Irina Shayk, totally works for me….and as you know, it’s all about me.

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Sofia Vergara for Kmart of the Day

Posted on May 16, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Sofia Vergara backstory confuses me. I assume being Colombian, there are a lot of drug cartels involved in her rise to fame. I feel like writing this may even get me shot, because most South Americans with an American dream, who come to Miami at 20 with a kid in tow, don’t end up being huge stars on huge TV shows 20 years later. Not only is she a huge star, she’s also one of these girl who women love, and men love, marketing perfectly…where even doing a campaign for Kmart, a cash grab since you know she doesn’t shop at Kmart, doesn’t turn people off…but instead makes the middle americans shop at fucking Kmart…. I just know that producers were paid off, dicks were sucked, some Scarface shit went down…because so many other people wish they were her…I’m talking actual Americans, but I guess they just didn’t have the drive…or the titties… Either way, here she is cashing out…

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Cailin Russo for Eberjey of the Day

Posted on May 16, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cailin Russo is a b-rated instagram model who is making some serious moves because she was in a Justin Beiber music video and Beiber fans are pretty insane and follow the enemy who tongued their man…and it got her a ton of fucking follower. Low level brands work with her because she can drive some instagram followers their way, which is what everyone wants, making her relevant, and getting her work, and you can’t hate a girl for that…She’s taken her destiny in her own hands, and when her looks alone probably wouldn’t have got her pretty much anywhere, but all of a sudden she matters… This is the future, and as long as half nakedness is involved, devaluing the entire industry, by paying girls 500 dollars for campaigns instead of 50,000 dollars a day, opens the door for more girls you’d never heard of, getting half naked for the same hustle…and desperate b-rated instagram models, depending on their level of desperation, can be very fucking easy…

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Anna Kendrick for Fast Company of the Day

Posted on May 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used to fuck a crackhead native, who was probably a prostitute, but we don’t ask questions on how a bitch gets her crack when she’s sucking my dick for free…I used to invite her to the office I was working at for lunch and every time she’d get there, she’d drink a think of white out…I didn’t really understand it, and I can’t imagine it got her high, but for some reason that’s what Anna Kendrick is reminding me of in this Fast Company article, that I assume is about how she’s invested in TINDER or some other start-up and is now a dot com billionaire, because becoming a dot com billionaire with an app is a fucking joke, but the bigger joke is me for not having one… Under normal circumstances, Anna Kendrick’s face, or mouth, or something about her freaks me the fuck out, but that white out, shit that’s porn to me….because there’s nothing hotter than liquid paper breath telling you how desperate a bitch is…while your busting’ on her back…

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Some Trick Named Amy Child’s in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Amy Childs….she is a very versatile low level model…with huge fucking tits …who has managed to build a career around her tits…at least in Europe and ARab countries..where she gets paid to go to places like Dubai by rich men in Dubai to pose like this… It’s one of those “shouldn’t she be shot, it’s a muslim country, no, she’s with the Sultan” situations…that is considered prostition in most places, but in Amy Child’s mind, it’s just the privilege of being a girl…with tits… And the good news is, I support and encourage this behavior. TO SEE A BUNCH OF BIKINI PICS OF HERS CLICK HERE

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Luma Grothe Topless for Viktor Vauthier of the Day

Posted on May 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I never heard of this model named Luma Goeth , but she’s got such an interesting name that I have no choice by to look at her tits. I’ve also never heard of this photographer VIKTOR VAUTHIER because no one ever really cares about the photographer, even if the photographer is the one taking what could be an average looking girl, getting her naked because he’s a creeper, and taking pics of her to share with you as ART should make him our best fucking friend…I mean you’re not out there seducing girls like Luma Grothe, getting her naked, and making this kind of magic… The reality is, I don’t know if these are good pics, I just know that there are tits.

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Cailin Russo for Sir Neave of the Day

Posted on May 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cailin Russo is the daughter of Scott Russo who is in a band called Unwritten Law. It is safe to say that her mom was probably a young punk rock groupie, because punk rock dudes only bang 15 year old girls, since they are the only ones who care about them, not that Unwritten Law was really punk rock, but they were more punk rock than Bieber….Bieber…being the guy she was cast to make out with in a music video – that pretty much made her go viral.. I am on the fence as to whether she’s just a privileged instagram model, or if she’s legitimately a babe…with something to offer…but…when looking at her ass, I don’t seem to care either way… I just think she’s not quite hot enough to be a real model, yet she’s getting paid as a real model, so what the fuck do I know.. These pics are from instagram photographer SIR NEAVE

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The Man at Goodwill and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on May 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Female Popband Attempt to Sing While Having an Orgasm The Mexican in a Maxima Beats a Porsche… Here’s the most boring activity in the history of activities….

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Kate Bock for GQ of the Day

Posted on May 13, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Bock is some Canadian model from Vancouver, who made it big being in Sports Illustrated, like so many other girls who have been in Sports Illustrated, and I guess hasn’t really made it big at all, but probably thought she did when she booked Sports Illustrated, because it is what girls dream of…it’s some bullshit stamp of approval that isn’t even a stamp of approval anymore, but was in the 80s, when the media was set up differently… My assumption is that she slept with one of the SI photographers, and he snuck her in, because there’s no real reason she got in an other babes didn’t…she’s barely worked… Maybe I’m just mad, I didn’t find her on her quest to get in SI, before getting what she wanted, because eager Canadian bitches are the easiest to convince to sit on your face at the igloo festival when drunk on maple syrup. Here she is in GQ.

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Vanessa Hudgens VS Creeper of the Day

Posted on May 13, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Vanessa Hudgens posted this picture of her sniffing flowers…and it turns out my new fetish is sniffing flowers. Not because I find Vanessa Hudgens hot, but I like any bullshit reason or excuse to get a girl face down/ass up….clothed or not…just doesn’t matter as long as it happens…and based no the guy in the background..I am going to assume I am not the only one… The highlight of Vanessa Hudgens career to date was when she leaked nude pics with a rocking’ bush. Only to pretend they were shot when she was 17, in efforts to make the internet erase them, even thought the internet never really forgets…it was a glimpse into her true colors of a Disney girl who’s mom taught at a young age, you suck dick for your dreams bitch… I’m sure she likes to think Springbreakers was the peak, you know some Ashley Benson lesbian sex with James Franco…but she was dumpy as fuck when they shot that…but this, dumpy or not is pretty good, and like the dude in the background, I’m just gonna stare, even though I don’t give a fuck about Vanessa Hudgens.

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