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Alison Brie in Vanity Fair of the Day

Alison Brie is some average looking girl, which doesn’t matter because she’s an actress and not a model, and because she has big tits… TV is filled with average looking people, who get a fan base because people are retards and get sucked into the show, they see girls on TV, playing the babe and assume they are the babe…It’s an optical illusion and the same reason you buy shit from infomercials, you pathetic fuck… I prefer when SHE’S DOING WEIRD LESBIAN VIDEOS IN VINTAGE LINGERIE to this mom in a bathing suit hiding her flaws shit… But I guess now that he show is over, she’ll be putting in more effort to get noticed, as the pay checks have dried up… It doesn’t matter…I’m posting it anyway, as a glimpse of what is to come.

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Alison Brie in Vanity Fair of the Day

Ashley Benson Hot for Complex of the Day

Ashley Benson Springbreaker who had a threesome with Vanessa Hudgens and James Franco, I think, I don’t really remember that movie as it was shit, but inspired young girls to wear skimpy bikinis and whore out, is this Month’s complex girl…and she looks amazing, but maybe I am just blinded by the fact that she’s busty and not looking as dumpy as she normally does… She’s really famous in the younger market, is the face of that generation of hipster mainstream kids…because everyone’s an edgy hipster…thanks to the internet now…and I am all about this shit… TO SEE ALL THE PICS / READ THE INTERVIEW / MASTURBATE TO ALL HER BUSTY GLORY CLICK HERE

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Camille Rowe’s Free People Lingerie of the Day

Camille Rowe is a good time…and I am just saying that because before she was imported from France to work for Victoria’s Secret, she was getting naked for fashion…not that naked is even considered being naked in France, their rocking and amazing bushes are practically pants, and nipples are considered shirts. It’s not like America there… So seeing her book this lingerie catalog, because she’s some kind of it girl, is ok, but I prefer to reference her struggle of paving the way for herself all of 6 months ago… WHEN NUDITY WAS INVOLVED …because pics of nudity are more fun than pics of lingerie…even if lingerie is more mysterious and sexy as a concept..we aren’t on our 20th wedding anniversary trying to repackage her naked body into something I want to fuck, we’re taking pics of a girl I’ve never met, and historically, when it comes to pics, I’ll always choose labia to seduce me… but here it is anyway..

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Camille Rowe’s Free People Lingerie of the Day

Avril Lavigne in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t take Avril Lavigne seriously, she’s just a novelty act…but she is going to have a hard time pretending to be a 15 year old girl now that she’s starting to look 40. I mean it’s already at the point of pathetic, girl didn’t figure out how to rebrand herself from when she was 15, so she’s just sticking to the formula and hoping for the best, and luckily it’s still popular in the international markets, but a hard face and dumpy body, will probably force her into getting pregnant and doing the mom thing, because this mall punk from the 90s is so strange to witness…even when married for the second time and in a bikini on the beach… But being Canadian, I feel like I have to endorse what could be our national icon, like the igloo or the beaver…it is my duty to endorse all things that have humilated our nation in pop culture…. Like Tom Green on Tinder…in Ottawa…Visiting Mom for Mother’s Day… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Avril Lavigne in a Bikini of the Day

Rihanna Vogue Brazil Shoot to Celebrate Her Being Deleted from Instagram of the Day

The highlight of my day was when I heard that Rihanna was deleted from Instagram yesterday, because she broke the rules when posting a titty pic, even if that titty pic was the cover of a fashion magazine, you know art, not porn… Something photographers and models and content producers have been battling with instagram since they started to use it.. Even I’ve been deleted off instagram 4 times to date, and the stuff I posted wasn’t even all that bad… I got frustrated seeing that the celebs could get away with it, even though I think we should all get away with it, when the fact is that our work is being given to those motherfuckers, for them to make billions of dollars off of, while we are just doing it for likes and follows… I mean these fuckers have a good scam going on, make the peasants work for free, build an empire off it, pretending to give a service that we don’t need, and police it like the Sultan of Brunei…but at least they made it clear and were consistent in their messaging – that nips don’t fly on the internet, even though so much other porn fills their pages…because a well shot fashion nipple is far more offensive that all the other shit they are monetizing….even though they gave her back her account… And I guess here’s a behind the scenes video of her recent shoot to celebrate freedom in a policed internet state we are all idiots for using… TO SEE THE VOGUE SHOOT CLICK HERE

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Rihanna Vogue Brazil Shoot to Celebrate Her Being Deleted from Instagram of the Day

Laura Cremaschi Squeezing Into her Shorts of the Day

Lauren Cremaschi doesn’t matter. She’s a nobody. You’ve never heard of her…she hardly exists…yet for some reason the nice people at the paparazzi agency are taking pics of her in a bikini because people like bikini pics and buy bikini pics even if the girl in the bikini is not even an instagram model. She’s just some hot body, possible hooker with a foreign name…writing shit on her ass for attention Like a real bottom feeder, with a bottom I’d like to feed with my mouth… The formula is pretty simple to get in a bikini, trick a paparazzi, get on the blogs, but that shit doesn’t make you famous anymore, too many low levels have caught on, but it does help them score rich husbands, and I guess that’s what being a girl is all about… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Laura Cremaschi Squeezing Into her Shorts of the Day

Lady Gaga Nude in V Magazine of the Day

These outtakes from an old Lady Gaga naked pictures for V Magazine…shot by Mario Testino…which were pretty high concept enough because she’s naked…enough to stare at… I am posting these partially because I hate you and feel like you should be punished with a Lady Gaga MERKIN big enough to cover his balls…but I am also posting it to remind girls that sometimes getting naked, whether it’s for fashion or as a cry of attention, doesn’t get you fans, but can get people to look at you.. Lady Gaga is at the stage in her career where she could shit out a newborn baby she stole from one of her gardeners while sucking on a Elephant penis, and crying…as a midget punches her in the uterus…and no one would fucking notice.. She’s played out, but I’ll still look at her… TO SEE ALL THE OUTTAKES

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Lady Gaga Nude in V Magazine of the Day

Cameron Russell The Edit of the Day

I shit on Cameron Russell all the time, I mean whenever I see a post of her, because she’s a fucking rich kid, who like so many other rich kids, have decided to be models…her parents are he founders of Zipcar and some other car pool service that I assume has made billions… She got a lot of hate, when she did a Ted Talk about how she won the genetic lottery, you know because she’s so pretty….that I don’t think is all that big of a deal, if her career was established because someone plucked her randomly off the streets of the third world and helped her create this… Being a successful model, when your mom’s friend runs a huge modelling agency, who you know from the country club, says “you’re tall, you’re a spoiled brat, you have everything you need, let’s give you a fake job so you can have fun, while your mom and dad make the millions”…and it works out…is a little less impressive…because a lot of hot bitches…hotter than this bitch…who work at a fucking deli… That said, here she is in The Edit…

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Cameron Russell The Edit of the Day

Federica Nargi in some Catalog Shoot of the Day

A day is not a day until we post typical, boring, obvious, bikini Catalog pics…that bring in a decent looking girl, and makes her pose like so many other girls before her, in a setting so similar to all bikini catalog settings, because bikini catalogs are like groundhog day, always the fucking same…like clockwork..I can tell you every pose without even looking at the fucking things…I guess the difference between them is the model used, and this model, Federica Nargi, is some hot, 24 year old, Italian babe who is famous in Italy…and probably for more reason than having a shitty stripper inspired heart tattoo on her hip bone…. TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THIS BABE FOR GOLDENPOINT SWIMWEAR CLICK HERE

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Federica Nargi in some Catalog Shoot of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence for Marie Claire of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence posed in Marie Claire magazine, showing off some Jennifer Lawrence titty and the riveting question she answered that everyone is so pumped about is that she claims she didn’t fake a fall, and more importantly, she knew she was going to become overexposed and people were going to start hating her, but she just wanted to power through and provide good work, the best work, the Oscar winning work…she brings every time… The fact is that with any actor, you know everything they are saying is a fucking lie. That’s their job. You know that this bitch is a bitch, has a horrible attitude and is about as down to earth as any spoiled brat. If anything she just knows winning an Oscar is a fucking scam, that she’ll do again….because that’s what she does.. What really matters is that she’s showing some cleavage, really basic cleavage, but still cleavage that is better than no cleavage, and better than me talking about the inner workings of Jennifer Lawrence, because what it comes down to is that her job, money, average looks, are all improved with cleavage… She’s annoying, but so is everyone….Jennifer Lawrence. I am on your side.

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Jennifer Lawrence for Marie Claire of the Day