Daria Oleksenko is my kind of girl…. I know nothing about her at all…but I feel like I know all I need to know…and that is that with the right venue like BAMBI MAGAZINE … one of those “We aren’t smut, we use actual models in our nudes, because nudes are fashionable and artistic”…a mantra I firmly believe in because it get girls like Daria Oleksenko… aspiring models, at least that’s what I assume they are, since I’ve never heard of her, naked…and you know what…it worked…and it’s amazing…
I wouldn’t go so far as to say that I am friends with Dana Wright, like she wouldn’t invite me to her wedding, even though we’ve had glorious conversations at least once or twice, and I felt a love connection, you know connected at the soul connection… Unfortunately, our love was cut short, because her friend cockblocked , when finding out I was DrunkenStepfather and that apparently made me the fucking enemy to the faux feminists of the world…who claim they are feminists but don’t really grasp real feminism since they are 18 and stupid… But apparently I am the anti feminist enemy…even though I celebrate women every fucking day, either by lusting after their nude pics or by making fun of the bitches who give the everyday girl unrealistic expectations for themselves…You know the anorexic girls the media uses to make you girls hate yourself…enough for me to swoop in and have my way with you by promising you the same level of fame…even though I have no ability to make you famous silly, I just say that for nudes… I am on your side feminists, we are one, I love pussy as much as your dyke ass does, and if you are too stupid to realize that…there’s not much I can do…but masturabte to Dana Wright…partially because she’s an American Apparel model, from Canada, in American Apparel, showing nipple…but mainly because I’ve met her, have her number, and she get ignored by her daily, making her nipple far more of a personal experience than other girls I haven’t met showing nipple… Either way, what a babe.
Watching a sinkhole is boring as fuck…it’s like punching a guy with a baseball bat… Or Richard Simmons being Death Metal Homo… Post by Richard Simmons . Or the Anti Public Urination Tanker in India Or the girl riding the sex toy for Charity… Or some breakdancing Buddhist monks…
His name is Steven Cohen and he’s amazing. His art involves him attaching a Rooster to his penis, where he goes out in public, and constantly gets arrested for indecent exposure, even though he’s an artist, and clearly people just don’t respect or appreciate his ART….because maybe, just maybe, his art is less about art and more about him being an exhibitionist freak who should be charged with indecent exposure, even if he’s dressed in a clown costume… All this to say, I think he’s awesome…
I figure if you’re going to book a black model, you might as well go for the darkest shade you can find, because all those light skinned girls are just playing, you know trying to be accessible to the white market as their ethnic friend who isn’t too ethnic that they will get stared at…when what really matters is finding a girl straight from Sudan, who looks like she from another fucking era, that really taps into any white industrialist’s fetish of taking over Africa back when white people took over Africa, where they bang the tribal women along the way… I mean, I think this girl looks like a work of art. Classy, elegant, and not like someone in line at walmart, with diabetes being candies…I’m talking amazing..and this shoot is great too, but I could just be saying that because I love tennis and the idea of seeing naked girls play tennis is porn to me., or maybe I just like her long legs and tight African booty…it’s just so different and reminiscent of my youth jerking off to National Geographic tits, back when porn was unattainable… I’m in love. This is one of the best fashion shoots to happen in a long fucking time.
When you’re 6 foot tall and 180 pounds…pretty irrelevant as a model, despite wanting nothing more than to be a model, but forced to sit on the sidelines when your rich Malibu friends get modelling gigs…being a lesbian just makes sense…especially after everyone is looking at you because you have rich and famous parents, and you’re out there trying to make as much noise as possible to separate you that…being a lesbian just makes sense…even after being in a long term relationship with some dude she practically had sex with on instagram for likes…just makes sense…because being a young girl learning about her sexuality and realizing that being a lesbian gets talked about…makes posting it on the internet to generate buzz, whether it is legit, sincere or not…just makes sense…especially when it is interracial… We call this attention seeking. Like two fat girls at the club making out for pervert dudes who get excited when any two girls make out in front of them…but the famous parent version. FOr the record – I am all for lesbians….as long as they let me watch.
I don’t believe in these pretentious, who’s who type events, I am more about getting drunk in the gutter, or spending money on things that don’t involve rich and famous people stroking each other’s egos… Even if some freak accident happened and all of a sudden I became famous as fuck, I would never attend these things, they don’t have strippers, they are uptight and they seem like the worst possible event possible..shit is a nightmare… But these bitches who think they matter because you think they mattered and Madam Meow was there to capture some of the best and worst of the very very very important night that is so not important in the grand scheme of the fucking world…especially in the grand scheme of your life…in fact I hate myself for posting these bitches all dolled up in hair and make-up showing tit like they are more interesting than they are…which isn’t interesting at all…but who take this shit seriously, I mean Kim Kardashian, pornographer and midget, even put on some panties you’d probably be scared of sniffing… CLICK HERE Lily Donaldson is a model and I like model bodies… #488347647 / gettyimages.com I don’t know who the fuck this twat is…but she was there… #488353047 / gettyimages.com Cara Delevigne and Rihanna #488373693 / gettyimages.com #488373689 / gettyimages.com Hayden Panettiere’s Breast Implants are Good… #488372997 / gettyimages.com Olivia Munn’s Tits because She’s Reaching…. #488372691 / gettyimages.com Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Being Theatrical #488372593 / gettyimages.com Maggie Gyllenhaal’s Sloppy Tits… #488356683 / gettyimages.com Emma Stone’s got a Weird Face…. #488355989 / gettyimages.com Reese Witherspoon Fat Ass Looks Less Fat… #488355457 / gettyimages.com Rita Ora VS Rihanna because That’s Her Whole Purpose… #488374063 / gettyimages.com #488352415 / gettyimages.com #488344165 / gettyimages.com Beyonce Still Fakin’ It #488344259 / gettyimages.com #488344217 / gettyimages.com Georgia May Jagger’s Good Times… #488334389 / gettyimages.com Nicole Richie is Creepy as Shit #488333369 / gettyimages.com Chrissy Tiegen’s Pug Face Pregnancy Belly…. #488322869 / gettyimages.com Kate Upton Using Her Big Titties is Cuz That’s All She’s Got… #488412225 / gettyimages.com Here’s a Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Video…Really Annoying…. #488412225 / gettyimages.com #488351555 / gettyimages.com Here are the instagram pics… Oh and most importantly, midget Kim Kardashian wore panties…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I wonder if Emily Ratajkowski realizes she’s a one hit wonder..like that she made all her dreams come true last year…and now there’s no where to go from here…it’s like everyone has seen her tits, everyone cared and though “Oh, She’s So Hot”…but now she’s old news, we’ve seen everything and don’t care if she can act or if she can sing or dance…we don’t care if she books Playboy or fucking Victoria’s Secret…she didn’t even win the Sports Illustrated Rookie of the Year award that was paid for by the people at Guess? and the Hadid household… Is this ass pic a “hey cry for attention, I’m still here”…or is she just the exhibitionist she always was…. Who cares, I just hope she gets desperate and starts calling like she used to…it will happen, because it always does…the more desperate he girl is for attention the more Facebook messages I get…and they are welcomed because I would still let her suffocate me by sitting on my face.
Magdelena Frackowiak is some famous successful model who still takes the time to pose nude for fashion, like she was in Playboy, but with less labia meat, even when she’s not getting paid, because there’s no way LUI paid for this shit, but rather she just to either stay relevant or work with the right creeper photographer, to take her to the next pay scale…or maybe being Polish has just conditioned her to get naked – it’s all part of the Soviet Sex Trade they prepare you for…it’s like get naked, get money, get sold to old men, get American Citizenship..or model… Either way who cares, she’s naked.
Irina Shayk is owned by the assholes at Sports Illustrated. My assumption is that they bought her from her “boyfriend” who is gay, even though he is not known for being gay, but who is gay, because if he was to come out as a gay in the Euro league, it would be some serious shit that takes away from his skill as a top player…and that’s is some serious shit, since European men, despite being flaming hate fags.. So the answer to that is buy a Russian hooker, give her tits, send her to America to live her dreams, see her once a quarter for paparazzi pics, and get Sports Illustrated to back you for legitimacy since they are the media that run this kind of thing… I also assume that Sports Illustrated owns beach bunny, so it’s only natural that Irina Shayk would post pics of her sniffing a pair of their panties, because it’s her job… Either way, she’s hot and has beat the system…unlike the Russian whores I know…who cost a lot and have no souls…here she is.
