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Katie Cassidy Instagram Round-Up of the Day

Who the fuck is Katie Cassidy and why the fuck is everyone so excited she’s in a bikini… I mean haven’t we got to a point in the over saturated internet world where bikini pics ar e no longer exciting, or do we still have to post every no name, fame whore, rich kid, socialite, celebrity who gets into a fucking bikini like it’s news…even when they do it with small tits, boring bodies, and not on set of a sex tape… It’s like give me more substance, if you’re gonna hire the paparazzi to take pics of you, make it fucking count bitch. TO SEE HER BIKINI PCIS CLICK HERE

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Katie Cassidy Instagram Round-Up of the Day

Ireland Baldwin’s Big Topless Tranny Weirdness of the Day

The older Ireland Baldwin gets the less interesting she becomes, especially while she grows into her 6 foot tall Baldwin frame…it’s like I want to think her 18 year old massive head and body that looks a little tranny, naked and busting out of a sheet is hot, but I just don’t see it… I guess she’ll just have to leave the modelling to her other rich, entitled friends she associates with, because it’s the selfie generation and all these rich cunts want to be models with huge instagram followings instead of people of substance, like artists or doctors, or anything other than free models for random companies, like Instagram… I don’t know, it’s too bad Irelend blocked me on social media, we had a real magical connection when we used to interact…but I guess it’s better this way…since she looks this way… I predict drug addiction and lots of sadness in the years to come…it’s pretty inevitable…and when she hits rock bottom, I’ll save her, because I am hero like that…bring them down, then pick them back up…but the fact is I am not the enemy here, I’m not the one putting these pics out to the public like an attention seeker…

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Miranda Kerr for UK Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

I don’t know why I like watching Miranda Kerr collapse. Is it because people I know who know her hate her. Is it because I think any bitch who fucks Bieber is a child molesting weirdo even though he’s over 18. Is it because I secretly hate Australians, since an Australian broke my heart, is it because it’s always nice to see someone who thinks she’s hot struggle when the company who made her fires her, is it because she shows nipples… Her struggle has hardly been a struggle and involves booking better gigs than ever…and her showing more nipple than ever is probably over, the struggle is no longer real, now that all these companies signed on with her…and paid her big… She’s gonna get through this…it’s gonna be ok…child support alone…from Orlando is good…working is just for fun…

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Miranda Kerr for UK Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Miley’s New Naked Video of the Day

Miley Cyurs made a new video with her naked – taped up tits – having a good time covered in what I assume is feces – and the internet didn’t collapse…or care…because Miley, even when having drug overdoses and drug addiction since allergic reactions don’t lead to week long detox in the hospital… She’s overexposed, she doesn’t matter, maybe it would have been a better stunt to die instead of live and just cancel her tour – cuz she’s peaked….but I still like her scrawny, entitled, bratty, inbred hick with a horrible voice and ass…because I’m like K-Fed.

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Devon Windsor & Dylan Fosket for Numero May of the Day

Her name is Devon Windsor…she’s a St Louis Model who’s turned pretty fucking major and international even though I’ve never heard of her and don’t really care for her, because she’s producing really fucking creepy photoshoots like this, with some dude who has her head…. This is some horror movie incest shit and it confuses me, it’s not sexy at all, but incest is the best and that’s why I am posting it…

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Devon Windsor & Dylan Fosket for Numero May of the Day

Linda Fox Titties for Jalouse of the Day

Linda Fox is posing nude for Jalouse and as it turns out, some models look like scary genderless and obscure looking dudes without shirts, other models are hot little skinny things getting naked to get ahead, who I want to get pregnant because they look really fucking amazing, or interesting, or just topless, while shot by professionals and after hours and hair and make-up… I’m pretty sure you know where this Linda Fox, who I know nothing about falls in on the spectrum of testicles or not, but she’s still a model getting naked for fashion, and I feel it is my duty to encourage that behavior because it’s important to make girls think getting naked, in a world filled with porn, will ever even be noticed…you know LInda Fox topless isn’t breaking the interent or driving too much traffic…shutting down fucking servers and breaking power grids…but she still has nipples.

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McKayla Maroney’s Bikini for Instagram of the Day

American Olympic hero McKayla Maroney posted a bikini picture, because these aspiring actors, models, olympians, intstagram celebrities, like to have creative control over their shit…I mean it’s like every time I’m half naked I’m like “this is a great ankle, I need to post this to my followers”…bullshit… She posts bikini pics because it gets likes, her perverts unite, blogs post her like it’s fucking news, she stays relevant, her ego gets massaged, and the whole time she acts like it’s so unintentional, while knowing exactly how to seduce a motherfucker, she’s been a touring gymnast, what the fuck do you think they do with their bendy bodies in their spare fucking time…they fuck. She’s 18, it’s still creepy cuz she looks 12, but I want you to know I know what she’s up to…and it’s naughty.

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Lucy Pinder and Other Out of Work Hooker Tits for NUTS Farewell Issue of the Day

So Nuts Magazine is apparently not all that profitable and is shutting down… I guess it is because using free big titty, low level “models’ who aren’t models but rather girls who don’t want day jobs, but don’t want to fuck on camera, who use the exposure as leverage to find a rich husband, is not that interesting to advertisers or people who have access to the fucking internet… I never really understood the success of these lad mags, or why people would ever buy them, because tits are great and all, but for 10 dollars you can buy a fucking lap dance and grab a pair, rather than spending 6 dollars to jerk off on a picture of a pair.. Plus sites like mine steal all their good shit anyway, and for that I am happy to say, I’ve helped put some sluts who weren’t getting paid for this work, out of work…I feel like I’ve accomplished so much.

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Lucy Pinder and Other Out of Work Hooker Tits for NUTS Farewell Issue of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Workout Shorts of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio wore skimpy workout shorts in public because that’s what girls workout in, unless they are at Planet Fitness, giving you another reason, or really the main reason why we should all throw in the booze and hit the gym, because bar rat drunk bitches on drugs, just don’t have asses like this, you know the kind you can chip a tooth on even after they have kids, but do have asses, even when skinny are sloppy and falling off their malnourished weak bodies…I guess the only problem with fitness is that historically it makes you live longer and really who needs that…especially when we can just stare at fitness on instagram since every bitch loves posting her workout and abs… Either way, Alessandra Ambrosio is a lingerie model…and yes her ass isn’t that great…and yes her underwear is too small and Visible Panty Line makes you think her ass cheek is suffocating…but I am still posting it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Workout Shorts of the Day

Emma Stone at the Amazing Spiderman 2 Premiere of the Day

I am not into Emma Stone but all the virgin losers are…I think she’s an overrated, talentless, weird mouthed weirdo who has never been interesting to me in anything that she’s done, even when at the Spiderman premiere with hard nipples…but all virgin loser comic kids are probably cumming themselves over these and that would be weird, if Virgin losers weren’t….but they are..so it’s expected and here are the boring red carpet bullshits

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Emma Stone at the Amazing Spiderman 2 Premiere of the Day