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Cosabella has Glow in the Dark Lingerie of the Day

Here’s a pretty interesting invention from a lingerie company, for those of us who need to find our bitches hiding in the dark basement we’ve locked them in… I mean to add spice to your love life…even if that spice to your love life is masturbating in the dark so you can see how pretty your cross dressing weirdo ass is… I think this is a weird concept…but I’m posting it anyway…because I think it’s a good tool to use on ugly bitches you want to keep the light’s off for…but still want to find their twats.

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Cosabella has Glow in the Dark Lingerie of the Day

Miss Supercross Squeezing into her Pants of the Day

I am in Florida and this Dianna Dahlgren chick not only looks like every single blonde, tanned, broken down face and hot body, she’s also 4X Miss Supercross, who apparently, all the tanned, broken down face and hot body florida women know and love, because Florida is fucking weird…and weird or not, I can always appreciate a girl squeezing her fat fitness ass into jeans…. Classy bitches everywhere…especially in Supercross…what a random sport to cheerlead..it’s like she’s a stripper but she’s not…not so amazing…but whatever…

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Ali Michael in a Bathing Suit for No. 1 of the Day

Ali Michael is some skinny Texan model, who should be celebrated for being skinny, since everything is bigger in Texas, especially the trailer park dwelling women who can’t stop eating BBQ like they were Jessica Simpson…since Jessica Simspon, also a Texan is their white trash leader… I believe that you can never be too skinny, she’s 5 foot 9 and 106 pounds…fatty…I think she’s got a few more pounds to go…keep up the good work brunette Kate Upton… That said she’s done some TOPLESS NIPPLE RING PICS and BEEN NAKED FOR TERRY And I am in love…

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Olivia Munn Nipple Slip for Allure of the Day

Olivia Munn is known for being a full of shit hooker who slept her way to whatever this career of hers is… She was on some Attack of the Show nonsense, where she pretended to be all about that nerd life, because nerds are loyal as fuck, before trying to make a move into a more legit career, that involves her showing some nipple in Allure “accidentally”…that I am pretty sure in her case never involves anything accidental…it’s all a strategic scam that for some reason keeps working for her…a reason I call her nerd fans…who understand how this internet thing works… She’s the fucking worst.

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Olivia Munn Nipple Slip for Allure of the Day

Camille Rowe Nipple for Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

My friend ANDREW KUYKENDALL shot these hot pics of model Camille Rowe…I have no idea what they are for, I just know that he takes a good picture, that’s why we are friends, I don’t like hacks…but more importantly, I know I like Camille Rowe’s nipple…even though she’s from France and the basis of her at her ethnic core…is a bitch who shows her tits…and before she booked Victoria’s Secret….she got naked for terry richardson …so this isn’t her first nipple, it’s not her last nipple, but it’s a good enough nipple, for me to stare at…

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Camille Rowe Nipple for Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

Irina Shayk in a Bikini Through the Bushes of the Day

As a total fucking creeper, this paparazzi looking pic of Irina Shayk really speaks to me, since most of the nudes I masturbate to, involves me in trees, bushes, fires escapes, I am not athletic, I just like the challenge… Sure, it’s rarely voyeurism of hot models on campaigns or whatever is going on here, with this Russian Prostitute who got famous for being the beard to a homosexual soccer player…who she sees once a year for paparazzi appearances, because euro men don’t like getting hard for men who get hard for men…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t, it’s that despite her plastic surgery, she’s one of the better models…even when lookin’ fat as fuck. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Irina Shayk in a Bikini Through the Bushes of the Day

Kate Mara Throwback Adam Fedderly Shoot of the Day

Kate Mara is Rooney Mara’s sister… I think she’s more successful than her sister…but I haven’t heard from either of them… Here she is in some throwback pics from ADAM FEDDERLY a photographer I’ve never heard of…and shit is up on some hipster erotica kick that I am all about…because hipster porn is the future of my masturbation…

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Kate Mara Throwback Adam Fedderly Shoot of the Day

Ashley Benson Singing for her Fans of the Day

Ashley Benson is singing on Instagram, because she wants everyone to know that she’s more than just the fat girl in a bikini from Spring Breakers… I think the whole instagram movement is funny. People post the most ridiculous shit about themselves, including but not limited to their last shit, or in Ashley Benson’s attention seeking through songs, or taking her extensions out…

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Tamara Weijenberg for Marie Claire Spain of the Day

Tamara Weijenberg is a model and she is in Marie Claire Spain… I don’t know anything about her, from what I have found out with my extensive research…she’s from Amsterdam, she’s tall as fuck, and she poses in bikini bottoms, which apparently, is totally enough for me to think she is relevant enough to promote for free… I mean this bitch isn’t’ even going to tweet me a thank you, or email me a thank you for helping put her out there. There will be no gift basket, no love letters, no invitation to her fucking birthday party…she won’t bake me a cake, or send me a pic of asshole, it’s all fucking take take take with these fame whore bitches…well one day…some dude will take what he wants from them….and that person won’t be me, because I won’t remember who this Tamara chick is in 5 minutes and I have better things to do with her…like nap.

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Tamara Weijenberg for Marie Claire Spain of the Day

Stoya for Oyster Mag of the Day

Stoya is a pretty legendary and successful pornstar and like a few pornstars before her, she’s decided to do some mainstream fashion editorial shoots, this time for OYSTER MAGAZINE ….She is shot by Tim Barber and I may not know Stoya, but I’ve heard she’s one of those geniuses who got into porn because it’s really easy money and not that big of a deal, who has an actual education, or at least something of interest to say, possibly full of shit like Sasha Grey or the Duke University chick, or maybe legit like my girl ASA AKIRA who I interviewed ….because some porn girls are amazing, others are shit, like some photographs of porn girls are amazing, and others are shit…this one is up there with amazing, because of the bush, the hipster fashion feel, and that’s just what I happen to be into… All this to say…here are the pics.

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Stoya for Oyster Mag of the Day