I don’t really give a fuck about Glamour Models, in fact, I find them a waste of fucking time, or more importantly a waste of prostitutes who would have been available for 10 dollars a song, if it wasn’t for these magazines that tricked them into thinking they were models, with average at best quality photoshoots, because real models cost actual money…all because they wanted to legitimize their big tits, and possibly find them a rich husband…but I guess in doing so, we get to see their tits, so it’s not all that bad, even if it is some low level, bottom feeding shit…
Brooke Marks Highlights 4: “Monster Ballet” from Brooke Marks on Vimeo . Her name is Brooke Marks , I assume she’s a porn chick or cam girl, and she producing fucking legendary dance videos of her half naked and showing off her asses and I think I am in love… She’s some naked, hot, funny raver chick, I want to marry and she makes me happy the internet exists so people like this have a place to be amazing, and I have something fun to jerk off to… More girls need to be like this….
Cameron Russell and Sara Sampaio are some Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated bikini modela…and here they are modelling bikinis…shocking…it’s their fucking job..that’s what they fucking do and what they are meant to do…and what they are trained to do and what they are in contract to do…and it’s at the point of barely being interesting in terms of the shoot itself, or even just being girls in bikini…but whatever..I’ll still look because I can and really have very little else to do right now
Lake Bell is some New York city rich kid, who I am sure I have heard of, but has barely done anything significant enough for me to notice, at least not in the mainstream, so I wikipedia-ed her to see what her deal was, and it turns out she’s 35, which may be old as fuck, but apparently not too old to show her tits in a magazine, and along with a bunch of shitty acting jobs, she writes and directs and stars in her own movies, which despite being some narcissist hustle, I kind of respect that she’s taken on the industry with her own resources, without them, and that may make her a bigger star than working for the hollywood assholes, it’s a DIY strategy that I like…but maybe I’m just distracted by her nipples in Esquire…
Coachella looks like a fucking nightmare. It seems like a lot of try hard, poser, LA rich people trying to be part of something epic or legendary, when it’s almost like just going to some amusement park brought to you by McDonald’s. It seems about as Authentic as anything Hollywood, an event with a false illusion that you need to be a part of it, to really matter in this world. You know scenester shit…where no one really has fun, but everyone pretends to have fun, because when they are in it, they are at Coachella, and you’re not, and they can’t admit it sucks…or if they do, it will be in a hipster way, like saying how it was too hot, or how three models would not stop asking for coke that it was annoying… I mean, I think anything filled with celebrities who really don’t matter in the grand scheme of things, and their idiot followers, or other idiots who want to be part of that world, is a great place for a strategic natural disaster to hit… It’s a good money making hook for people who want to party with celebrities, destroyed by corporate sponsorships, because it’s all about making money…. The whole thing reminds me how fucking lame the world is…But it does get these idiots in bikinis…and that’s something I like…because as pathetic a hobby as BIKINI pics is…I feel like it’s better than trying to join these fools as if I was one of them or part of their movement…because these people, in the event you weren’t aware, are the fucking devil. Here’s Emmy Rossum in a Bikini with Flowers in her Hair…must be for Coachella… Here’s Mackayla Moroney… Here’s Ashley Benson and Shay Mitchell in bikinis… Here’s Vanessa Hudgens in a bikini… Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Hilary Duff goes from billionaire puck slut, who likes team initiations in her pussy, rather than her ass, that end up in marriage and pregnancy….only to call a divorce because she needs a little change, or maybe she just needs a new object to put in her pussy, or maybe marriage just awful, and even Hilary Duff can’t subject herself to that normalcy…not to mention it’s totally uncool to have a kid in wedlock, I mean it’s not the 50s, single parent households are responsible for all the interesting people, like strippers and pornstars… But apparently, she’s called off the divorce, they are back together, because when bored and rich and famous, you need to create drama to keep your childish life interesting, and it’s good for publicity, probably better than these strategic bikini…that don’t’ show off her mom body at all, thanks to shadows…but I can assure you, there’s bikini under all these lighting tricks…she just doesn’t want you to see it…
So US Airways automated response, randomly selected the best fucking Boeing 777 pic to ever retweet to their audience of what I can assume are a lot of people who aren’t following them for the pussy pics… This shit is probably the best fuck up a corporation has made in a while, up there with the local affiliate who played a porn scene during the superbowl, only this is for some reason way funnier to me…like a plane crash right into a aviation fetishists vagina… I am so into this…US Airways is so good at Twitter. Let’s hope they start doing live demos of this on their flights using their flight attendants…
VIVID CELEB has done it again…this time with Mimi Faust…her’s the clip… If you want to see it more hardcore CLICK HERE I didn’t know who MIMI FAUST was before today…because I don’t watch Love & Hip Hop in Atlanta. But she seems like my kind of girl, you know the kind who got herself on TV to help increase her rates as a stripper or escort…you know until realizing that Sex Tape may make her the next Kim Kardashian, because that’s what Happens….when you have a sex tape. Just look at all the successful sex tapes that made hundred million dollar brands….like Karissa Shannon, Tila Tequila, Kendra Wilkinson, Laurence Fishourne’s daughter…and countless others… Not to mention, with hip hop, this kind of thing is totally expected…so here is Mimi Faust from “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta.”, a show I didn’t know exist….before this sex tape…so I guess it’s already working for them in the fame game… TO SEE THE HARDCORE CLIP CLICK HERE Here’s the softcore clip… TO SEE THE HARDCORE CLIP CLICK HERE Do it and not because you like naked black dudes fucking like it was the Nature Channel…do it because you love fame whores… TO SEE ALL OF VIVID’S AMAZING SEX TAPES CLICK HERE
This is just ridiculous…but amazing… Dog jumps fence, fucks, jumps fence to not get in trouble. Solid play, one your creeper ass should document and take notes on, because a fenced in girl, is probably the only girl you can get, and if you do, you gotta be the flash so she doesn’t realize.
You’ve probably already seen this video of a reporter falling in the water, but it is too good, especially when dude gives her the wired boom mic to save her, which has to be up on some throwing the hairdryer in the bath kick… If you don’t like that – here’s a Drunk Fight Knockout and here’s Roided-up Owner Beats up his Store Employee at some Nutrition Supplement Store
