I don’t really know all that much about Jenna Malone. I’ve heard the name before. I’ve POSTED HER NUDE ART FILM before…and now I am supporting her new video that she’s strategically naked in, because she stripped down and got strategically naked in it, which makes her worth listening to. I mean any girl who wants to be in the arts and thinks stripping down gets her point across, whether that art is striptease, or blow job, or anal…or whatever this sweet sound sad music that reminds me of a 90s suicide scene is….
Bregje Heinen, the model with a name that sounds like she’s having one of her binging and purging episodes in the bathroom because she has been rejected on three major campaigns in a row and in her mind it must be because she’s fat…you know how models think…or maybe you don’t but let me tell you…it’s like they get put on castings daily and rejected 90 percent of the time…breaking them at their core because whether they make a million dollars a year doing it, and not many of them do, they are still losing out on jobs, and that fucks with their heads…luckily there’s always billionaires willing to marry them as they are approved by the fashion world as hot enough for a billionaire… That said, Bregje Heinen, got this job, modelling whatever this is and here are the pics…
I like when these magazines put these girls up against each other, making them hate each other, and compare themselves to each other, buy giving them equal play in a magazine, and waiting to see who gets the most coverage for it…because friendly competition, coupled with egotistical cunts who think they are the best thing ever, feeling insecure is erotic to me… So one of them is engaged to the worst human ever, the kind of guy who you probably want to kill, because he is Adam Levine and annoying in his Bar Mitzvah DJ hustle…tainted… The other is a home wrecker, who lured Johnny Depp, a relatively cool person in Hollywood, because he takes his Disney roles seriously… Both of them are trying to be fun, sexy in DT Spain…and it’s safe to say Amber Heard won this one…and I guess won on all fronts…based on the fact that she isn’t engaged to Adam Levine.
Sara Sampaio is a Victoria’s Secret Model and I guess Sports Illustrated model, who is from Portugal and for some reason, that I assume involves sucking a lot of dick, has left her fishing village and become this model… Now you won’t care about this at all, that’s why I posted some titty pics of her below, because you get what you want, and I get to call her out for her desperate instagram picture of the editor boss lady at Sports Illustrated, wishing her a happy birthday, despite never posting a pic of her and anyone else, wishing them a happy birthday, making me question her intentions in wishing that happy birthday ,even though everything she probably does is in efforts to advance her career…and I guess I just find desperation funny even when it happens at this high level…when I’m used to it happening with homeless bitches. “Book me next year, I’m so nice, I wish you happy birthday, Book me next year”….I love obvious, transparent, good intentions for personal gain…
Gigi Hadid is some Malibu barbie rich kid with everything available to her, but instead of pursuing a career achieving greatness, whether it is with a Ivy League education, that leads to her curing cancer, or with philanthropy since she doesn’t have to work, like breast feeding AIDS babies with no moms because their moms died of aids, or whatever it is that rich people do in their rich people life to feel less guilty about being rich people.. But instead she seeks fame, and being half naked, modelling for free, just to get out there, and more importantly, taking selfies of herself in panties…for the fans she’s basically bought to feed her ego.. I think modelling is dumb as fuck, and there’s so much more to be done in the world, than giving a narcissistic princess more attention because her Range Rover on her 16th birthday just wasn’t enough….but at the same time, I like looking at panties, even dumb as fuck panties that go up to bitch’s nipples… I guess when your life is glamour like this, you need to be a rich kid, because poor people are too busy trying to pay the fucking rent to be working’ it for free. I don’t hate, I just think it’s funny that of all things, this is what she chooses, what kind of person does that make her…clearly a half naked one who thinks she’s hot, because she kind of is.
There’s something pretty weird about someone like Miley posing for a magazine, in some fashion shoot, all hipster wearing clothes and being subtle, I mean is she trying to fool us into thinking she’s a serious boy wonder and her stage show is just a show, while at home, she is more covered up, you know with a jacket over her leotard, rather than her leotard jacked up her twat… I don’t know how I feel about her, I’m over it, she’s got as far as she can and now everything she does is boring. She’s like a porn chick who’s already done anal scene before getting started, there’s nothing to work towards…but I’ll post this nonsense anyway….
You know what I like…Edita Vilkeviciute or any model…flashing the paparazzi her vagina after changing on a beach she’s prancing around topless on, even if I’ve seen her tits already, even if tits aren’t a big deal and are really just tits, even when they are great tits, because I prefer seeing a girls nipples, than not seeing her nipples, especially when those nipples come with hipster model bush…my favorite kind of bush…all this to say…Edita Vilkeviciute is a lot of fun. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE
This is probably the best thing I’ve ever seen at least coming from some model who was the patsy in a Justin Bieber Sex Scandal. She’s shooting for the homie Jason Lee Parry, who is the next Terry Richardson, in terms of being famous for taking pics of babes, and not for cumming on random girls faces…and this is some Behind the Scenes hustle, that makes me realize that models can be funny and aren’t always vapid, useless, famewhores with no souls… Here are some pics of an unrelated shoot of her, cuz she’s nice.
This is probably the best thing I’ve ever seen at least coming from some model who was the patsy in a Justin Bieber Sex Scandal. She’s shooting for the homie Jason Lee Parry, who is the next Terry Richardson, in terms of being famous for taking pics of babes, and not for cumming on random girls faces…and this is some Behind the Scenes hustle, that makes me realize that models can be funny and aren’t always vapid, useless, famewhores with no souls… Here are some pics of an unrelated shoot of her, cuz she’s nice.
It is safe to say that The Voice was sent here from hell to brainwash the kids into liking Adam Levine and buying more of his records, because his songs aren’t on the radio enough as it is…his horrible demon songs that I think are the cause of school shootings and all bad in the world… That said, when Christina is on a break losing weight, the blonde tits on the show are Shakira, and here she is showing her breasts that were once small and humble, that I am not confusing for mountains… What a slut… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE If that’s not enough THE VOICE marketing, here’s Christina Milian who at some point was on the Voice as their host or some shit…and now she’s naked in bed… What a slut…
