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Izabel Goulart Booty Shot of the Day

Izabel Goulart is pretty fucking alright…sure she has a man face and is ripped so hard you’d think that she was a Brazilian tranny working the street corner in some sex tourism sting operation…but those legs, and that ass, that only come with being tall as fuck and addicted to fitness justify her lingerie modelling career, you know one of the trannies, if she is even a tranny, who you would fuck, because trannys, despite you hating their dicks and their balls, sometimes have some winning features, especially when those dicks and balls are turned away from us…not that Iza is a tranny, but I guess all girls who do a lot of fitness with hard faces, kinda look like they are… Either, way..this isn’t a tranny debate, with myself, because no one is listening, it’s a celebration of a booty pic on the internet. Yay.

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Izabel Goulart Booty Shot of the Day

James Franco Sex Offender of the Day

The big news of the internet is that James Franco is a creeper just like most of you, and in being a creeper he ran after a 17 year old on Instagram Direct Message after he told a girl to tag him in a pic she took of him, because actors, like all men, like to fuck hot young girls, and sometimes, when they aren’t quite 18, it’s worth going to visit them in the UK, or Canada, where it is legal to fuck them. I guess this is some Catch a Predator shit, but 16 is legal in Canada, so I don’t really see the big deal, other than that 16 year old girls are fucking annoying and expose you to the internet in their attempt to get more instagram followers, because instagram followers is what it’s all about, isn’t it LUCY who just went viral and who will pretend this is so wrong of him, despite seducing him and probably being willing to have sex with him, the second he tells her to… I’ve got in trouble for calling celebrities sex offenders in the past, TMZ stopped linking the site because of it, but I figured it’s not sex offending if the person involved isn’t offended…. Either way, funny story of how you should never write anything down, especially when famous, because it will be used against you…and TO SEE THE WHOLE CONVERVSATION CLICK HERE Here are some pics of the girl, Lucy, who has a pic of her drinking, which I think holds up in court as “I thought she was 21, there was a pic of her with a Vodka Bottle”…. Remember, this could all be a prank…a very stupid prank….

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Barbara Desiree is a stepGIRL in the Shower Video of the Day

I sent my friends over at VENICE CHIC sme CLOTHES and he put together this video in the shower set to some raver music that luckily came without the ravers because molly-ed up tweaking freaks shitting himself in fun fur and stupid glasses pretending to be into PLUR pisses me off…but rather it came with a girl named Barbara Desiree , and by it I mean me… It always amazes me when people get hot girls to do things for the site, when I can’t even convince a stripper to give me a lap dance when I’m paying them…. Either way, I’m all for it.

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Barbara Desiree is a stepGIRL in the Shower Video of the Day

Sara Underwood Bikinis of the Day

Remember Sara Jean Underwood? Yeah, me neither. But frat boys and nerdy awkward dudes do, they love this bitch…not because she’s doing anything now, but because she did Playboy, then a nerd show that they could cross reference her Playboy pics with, making her easier to masturbate to, and thus more relevant until realizing that being willing to get naked at 18 is not talent, and that shit can only carry you so far, but luckily far enough to find a rich boyfriend… I mean she’s in a bikini, who cares, when you can reference all her ARCHIVAL NUDES …including but not limited to her vagina lips.

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Gisele Ripped for H&M of the Day

There’s been some constant debates that Gisele is actually a dude and that is why she got Fired from Victoria’s Secret, staged a couple pregnancies, and hid Tom Brady’s homosexuality, because no one likes gays in pro sports, at least not in the era when Tom Brady and Gisele got married, it makes the anal sex in the shower after the game for team initiation actually gay and not fun, playful and part of team building, passed down by child rapist coaches for generation…but I am believer that she’s just got a man face, and some higher than average testosterone, because that’s how a mom gets a fit, ripped body…I mean..that and photoshop.. Apparently, these pics are a big deal, a preview of a swimwear campaign from H&M to come…despite swimwear campaigns being played the fuck out now that girls at home are taking these pics of themselves and looking almost as good, on instagram…I’ll post it anyway…

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Tour of a Russian Supermarket and Other Videos of the Day

I just watched this. I don’t know why. It wasn’t even that good. Maybe you’re more into a girl hearing for the first time… Maybe you like Dog Conga Lines… Maybe you’re more into a car getting slammed by a garage door Road Rage Video of the Day Maybe it’s not all about you….

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Toni Garrn for Interview Russia of the Day

Leonardo DiCaprio has cum inside this Toni Garrn, Victoria’s Secret, Russian model who escaped communism by being born after communism…which doesn’t mean she escaped being human trafficked, but rather that if she was Human trafficked it was done right into the arms, or iron grasp of the evil Billion Dollar Victoria’s Secret corporation…who later pawned her off to Leo to make him less gay for Lukas Haas, and more about the model bitches…and I guess now Russia is celebrating her like a Ukrainian resort town named after a Justin Timberlake Song…they’ve taken back…

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Cora Keegan Titties for Elyse Walker Shoot of the Day

In case you missed it yesterday….Cora Keegan is the fucking worst. But I still write her love letters…because I am a romantic and feel that there is an importance to writing our own great american love story…or we could always just fuck…preferably finishing in her ass or hipster model bush….either way…I like her…but that doesn’t mean she’s not the fucking worst…

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Anja Rubik’s Full Vag for LUI Magazine of the Day

Fashion porn…is getting more and more hardcore as the years go on. There was a time when you had to buy or steal a “Penthouse” or 50+ to get off…or to see a little twat, it was he 90s…we didn’t have internet back then. You know, showing the pink, or lips, is why Larry Flynt is in a fucking Wheelchair…it is also the reason he’s a billionaire…but it must be funny for him to see how he had to fight obscenity charges, but now it’s considered fashion, when really it’s just a naked girl and we all love a good naked girl… So this is progress and Anja Rubik looks good, even if you may prefer her in MUSIC VIDEOS ….I prefer her hipster fashion model bush. Amazing.

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Anja Rubik’s Full Vag for LUI Magazine of the Day

Joan Rivers Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Spoof with Ray J of the Day

I don’t really know what they Joan Rivers and Ray Jay spoof sex tape is…but it’s awkward as fuck. I didn’t even crack a smile, but that may be because I am a joke snob and find nothing funny, especially with the state of the world, where laughing seems like something only ignorant assholes do while being a waste of time…or maybe it’s because it’s not funny… I figure if you’re an old bitch with nothing to do, your spoof should at least involve penetration… Joan Rivers is a classic, a legend, funny even when dated…but this hits the mark…next time I’d like to see a little face fuck to justify that Raspy Jewish Smoker voice… TO SEE THE REAL SEX TAPE CLICK HERE

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