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Cindy Crawford Looks Good for Omega of the Day

Posted on March 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cindy Crawford is the new wrist for Omega watches, because I guess when a bitch is old enough and has enough kids, she knows all about watches, since that’s about as deep as she wants a dude to go when fisting her….it’s the magic of a stretched out vagina… That’s not to say that Cindy Crawford isn’t amazing to look at, or perfectly elegant and classy, it’s to say I’ve fisted girls who haven’t had kids and who weren’t 50, so I figure by 50, after kids, when all elasticity is lost, it only makes sense in efforts to feel… I can only assume that’s the look Omega..the James Bond Rolex Knockoff watch company was going for….

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Anja Rubik in a Music VIdeo of the Day

Posted on March 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently this is model Anja Rubik getting into the music scene, because models are generally coked up party girls and making music is very fucking easy to do now, thanks to computers, even in Poland where she’s from… Now sure, she doesn’t look like a smoke and mirror done up Victoria’s Secret model, but she is one…She’s also shown her tits for fashion so many times SHE’S GOT HER OWN SECTION ON THE SITE I find this career move refreshing, because modelling is some seriously dumb shit… And here are pics of her modelling for Peter Hahn Collection…which is some real boring shit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kylie Minogue’s Hot in Some Magazine at 100 of the Day

Posted on March 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The other day Kylie Minogue reminded us that Breast Cancer didn’t rob her of her femininity…but rather did the opposite because she’s hotter than ever and I am all about her SEXERCIZE VIDEO despite memories of her in the early 90s making it hard for me to be into someone born the same decade as her…you see, because she’s old as fuck… But here she is in some magazine, looking amazing, like some kind of freak of nature who can’t really be australian, since every Australian I know, turns into some kind of shrivelled looking sun damaged alligator-faced monster that could have killed Steve Irwin, if the stingray didn’t beat them to it… So I’m here thinking maybe the cancer treatments also killed the aging process, or maybe she’s now some genetic freak, but ultimately, none of that matters, what matters is that she’s perfect.

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Brittany Daniel 38 and in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Brittany Daniel is 38, but when she was 11, she was a Doublemint Twin, because she had parents who were smart enough to exploit the fuck out of their freak of uterus situation…enterprising. That lead to a very important career in shows like Sweet Valley High and that’s pretty much it – she hasn’t worked since…except for the other day when some random pervert found her on instagram because he remembered jerking off to her in the 90s…that or he read recent reports about her battling cancer since 2011…only of find that she’s working it on instagram and at 38…this bitch still has it going on.. Someone needs to give her a second chance at least at a sex tape because I am a fan..and that should be enough reason for anyone to invest in her.

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Hannah Davis in a Bikini Catalog of the Day

Posted on March 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Luli Fama is some bikini company I’ve never heard of…but like all bikini companies, their catalogs fucking suck… Sure they get models who are either hot, trashy, over-hyped, but ultimately, who look good in a bikini, and we all like looking at girls in bikinis, but they do it in the most generic and uninspired way. I don’t have the answers and I can’t tell you how they could do this better, if I did, I would be in advertising, I just know Hannah Davis, who is some 24 year old, young model who was just in Sports Illustrated…born and raised in the Virgin Islands…in a bikini…doesn’t seem all that interesting…despite being half naked….where is the fucking concept LULI fame…you suck

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Lady Gaga Naked in Some Huge Budget Music Video of the Day

Posted on March 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what “artistic” message Lady Gaga is trying to get across, because I didn’t watch her shit on Hearst Castle like William Randolph Hearst probably would have wanted his Castle treated 100 years after his death. I just know 9 million people watched this insanely high budget garbage….that involves her naked and half naked…in what I would totally fuck if I could replace her face with one of a girl…and not some weak chinned freak…. I don’t know…this Lady Gaga shit is not making enough record sales to justify this kind of video, but I guess she’s not gonna let herself die the way we all expected her to die by now…but rather…she’s going to hump the air and roll around naked…

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Crackhead of the Day

Posted on March 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So this happened in Vietnam, where some dude got into an old stash of Agent Orange, or some other lady boy peddled shit, and dude thinks he is swimming in the middle of the street, because his delusions from the drugs he is on make him feel like he is in the ocean, and that’s some seriously gangster drugs….making dude the Crackhead of the Day…a title that comes with no prize other than the recognition of being awesome…

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Izabel Goulart Fitness Video of the Day

Posted on March 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If fitness really looked like Izabel Goulart…doing fitness…I can’t imagine why anyone in world would have any job other than personal trainer or “fitness photographer”….or fitness wear designer…because this shit is so hot it makes me want to work out…luckily for me working out or breaking a sweat happens every time I get up to the bathroom.. Thank you 12 hours of internet for giving me this body no one wants…

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Izabel Goulart Fitness Video of the Day

Posted on March 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If fitness really looked like Izabel Goulart…doing fitness…I can’t imagine why anyone in world would have any job other than personal trainer or “fitness photographer”….or fitness wear designer…because this shit is so hot it makes me want to work out…luckily for me working out or breaking a sweat happens every time I get up to the bathroom.. Thank you 12 hours of internet for giving me this body no one wants…

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Miley Cyrus Singles In her Shorts of the Day

Posted on March 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus posted this picture of her with money stuffed down her shorts like a stripper who can’t afford a G-String, or maybe more as a girl pretending to be a stripper, because that’s her whole act, that I think is offensive to strippers, and that strippers should protest outside her concerts because it’s disrespectful for their chosen careers that they can’t always afford to get out of…but knowing strippers, who are almost always dumb as shit, this just makes them feel like their jobs are cool, pop culture and mainstream… Ultimately, who cares…it’s Miley, she’s useless….

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