Here are a couple of international videos that will either make you happy you’re an ignorant white person from middle America….or depressed that you are an ignorant white person from middle america…not rocking out watching these things go down because you are too busy trying to pay off credit card debt… Fight on a Chinese Plane
Model and Singer Tara Mackey is in this brand new Tit filled video by Arctici Monkeys, sure it is only for a solid 10 seconds, the only 10 seconds worth watching, because they seem to be the the only time they turn the cameras away from the lead singer, who clearly loves himself or his hairdo, or his guitar solo too much to pull a “Blurred lines” and allow us to focus on the fucking tits…it’s one of those “this is my band, I want people to know it, put me in every frame” situations…that for 10 seconds goes the window…and brings amazingness…the 10 seconds …sent from heaven directly to the erection in my pants… I am a fan of this tits in music videos get hits and makes hits trend in music videos because I like tits and otherwise no one cares..and by no one, I mean me… Here are some more pics of Tara Mackey naked for fashion…. FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM
I haven’t seen waist to hip ratio like this…ever…and I look at a lot of pictures of girls everyday…whether it’s random celebrity hookers…actors like Sara Malakul Lane…who I’ve mentioned I am in love with before…but who brought these pics to her INSTAGRAM that I stalk…because I physically can’t sit outside her bedroom window and stalk her…and thanks to modern technology I don’t need to…because the internet is fucking creepy…and so am I… I don’t know what these half naked pics are for…but I know I fucking like it…this body is abnormal…in a good way…makes me wonder what they feed the half thai / half white girls back in Bangkok where she was raised and a celebrity…I’m thinking whatever it was, it didn’t have enough of my cock…which is a good thing, because I am all about this girl and if my cock was anywhere near her, I’d have little to no respect for her. It’s better this way.
Irina Shayk’s alright…I mean considering she came from poverty in Russia, made her way into the bed of a homosexual athlete, and now she’s going to the Academy Awards…it almost makes you think that either she’s the chosen one, hotter than most other women and eager enough to make moves…or maybe, just maybe the entire entertainment industry is a fucking scam designed by a few people who run the whole thing…who knows, I just know that it seems like she’s made it…all while wearing what may be a see through dress… In case you didn’t see it MadamMeow at the stepFORUM killed it with her Oscar Coverage…Everything you need to see is here
Sahara Ray is some girl I’ve been following on Instagram, who I just assumed was an instagram model, but who is apparently also a nude model, at least when it comes to fashion erotica, which is my favorite kind of erotica…like this shoot she did fro Purienne, one of the better erotic photographers…for a magazine called LUI that tricks all the babes into getting naked because it’s some high concept art…even if it’s just a good scam…to trick girls into getting naked…I am all for it…cuz this Sahara Ray girl is a babe and shouldn’t be allowed to wear clothes…meaning LUI is doing god’s work for all of us creeps…and I approve.
Jessica Alba is a stripper in the new Sin City.. This is the promo pic… As much as I like single mother strippers trying to make enough money for their drug habits… This is just too candy coated hollywood for me… There’s no herpes scabs or broken souls…which is a fail…. But I’ll still look, despite the whole not being naked yet being a stripper lie that is being presented to us.
Rihanna makes me laugh… She’s not touring right now, she’s been on vacation for a month…after making what was definitely over 100 million dollars on the road…and now she’s bored…so she’s positioning herself in all the right places…wearing all the right things…like this see through shirt for everyone to see her nipples…because a non-see-through shirt would mean no one would really bother noticing… She must be fucking annoying to hang out with, a constant “look at me, look at me”…”look at what I can do with my vagina”…that is hard to hate…but after a while is just irritating… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Kate Moss is one of my all time favorite models, I liked her in the 90s with her heroin chic hustle, I liked her as she fucked every celebrity and rockstar…I liked how she was a negligent self involved mother…and I liked that she was always fucking naked…she’s just some cool shit that I can’t help but be drawn to…but maybe that’s cuz she represents everything I like…or maybe I just like the HIV risk factor…of a woman who has had more dirty sex than a street hooker, but in way fancier settings… I don’t know…but she brings it again…showing her amazing bush, shot by terry for LUI…and I just need to smell whatever is going on in these pics…seriously…
Kerri Russell is on some show called The Americans…I’ve never heard of it, but I have heard of Keri Russell and not for the reason you think, because in 1991, I didn’t have the Disney Channel, so I wasn’t so into the Mickey Mouse club…however, I did know a lot of virgin loser weirdo dudes who went to the local college and who were obsessed with the show Felicity and thought that Kerri Russell was some kind of babe…. I have never seen the show, but I knew one particular guy who owned the fucking box set, which to me was so fucking weird, considering it wasn’t porn…and Felicity wasn’t hot… That said, I’ve learned to understand the behavior of virgin losers, I assume they still have her face printed onto their pillows….and I assume they still kiss her goodnight every night…because they have a hard time letting go…even if Keri Russell has moved onto things like sex scenes for TV to show us that she can act… People say this may be a body double, virgin losers have the ability to cross reference her beauty marks, I am just posting it cuz I feel like I have to…so here it is.
Her name is Rosalind Lipsett….I follow her on INSTAGRAM …I’ve talked about her before…you know who she is…and if you don’t you’re an idiot…but we already know that… That said, she is an Irish bikini model, who lives in LA and who stripped down into a bikini for a Spring Break themed shoot…that unlike actual spring break, that is is happening in colleges across the nation the next few weeks…don’t smell like all the date rape and new herpes outbreaks that happen when half naked and drunk idiots come together for organized parties…during a season that tarnishes the genitals of many young people, the season that accounts for a lot of Plan B sales, the season that guidos work out all year for….but rather smell quite lovely, like a dream, and not just because she is an Irish girl who looks amazing in a bikini…and who is tanned….and lovely…when all the Irish girls I’ve seen are fat, scary, booze soaked monsters, while Rosalind…is a fantasy…the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow…the leprechaun I only see when I do narcotics…the fantasy that based on these pics…is a fucking reality… I hope to see a lot more of this one… FOLLOW ROSALIND ON INSTAGRAM