A computer tech for the school system got arrested for fucking a cow, while his friend shot video…comes in as the best news story ever… Key quotes: “2 Men are in jail, 1 cow is dead, 3 cars are totalled.” “When we arrived one man was actively having sex with the cow while another was shooting” “We can’t show you the video because the man was naked and covered in Jello” What the fuck….Amazing. This needs to be a reality show. Why do I feel Bill Cosby responsible for this? I mean was fucking the cow not enough, just needed to throw in some Jello in the mix… THe world is doomed…
This is some video of fittest instagram model Izabel Goulart…who sidelines as a Victoria’s Secret model…because it helps her get followers and likes on her instagram…which as we know is all that matters when you are a model… She is apparently cheating on Victoria’s Secret with ETAM, who Victoria’s Secret probably manufacture for in their sweatshops in Bangledesh, where they pay a kid 5 dollars a week to make 10,000 push up bras for white people…who will buy them for 100 dollars or 3 for 100 depending on the deal… And who cares…
Kate Moss is naked on the cover of LUI….like it was Playboy earlier this year…or like it was every paparazzi bikini picture ever taken of her…because Kate Moss, even at 100 model years old…still brings it.. It’s not a big deal but I am still a fan because I assume her life was awesome and still is…and I am impressed she hasn’t died of AIDS yet…but looks so good…all that unprotected sex with heroin using rockstar boyfriends…to all the other shit she’s done…I just wish this asshole pic was scratch and sniff.. I am into it…
If Hilary Clinton wore her lesbian pant suit like this, she would probably have more support, I mean that is if Hilary Clinton doesn’t have a penis… That said, it’s nice to see Stacy Keibler, post bearding for homosexual, tranny loving, George Clooney, has been keeping busy by attending important events likes she matters…with a top…that makes me think she matters…cuz I can see a lot of tit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Aline Weber is a traditional looking model ,tall and skinny and scary if you were to see her in public and you only went up to her tit…unless you were me…who loves tall and scary monster women…as long as the photograph well, have an agency so my friends don’t think I am gay, like “no dudes, she’s not a dude, she’s a signed model, and gets paid to look good, the world says she’s hot so she is hot, even if she’s got no hips and is capable of wrestling me and winning”….but more importantly, cuz she’s willing to show their tits in pictures…
Nicola Peltz is the daughter of Billions Nelson Peltz who created Snapple… She is a billionaire…or at least an Heir to billions and she probably is not down to earth, awesome, or fun, but rather a bratty little princess…because that’s how new money works… She’s been in a handful of movies her dad probably financed…and now she’s turned to instagram to cry for attention…you see you can have all the money in the world…but you can’t buy admiration of your peers…you have to get naked for that… I like her… Thanks to MadamMeow for finding me a good girl to K-Fed…
This deck and me have a lot in common….we hate Family photos…. If you don’t like that, maybe you’ll like a Vietnames Suspension bridge collapse that killed 8 people…which is horrible but may make you re-think walking across suspension bridges…in third world countries…with 100 people.
I don’t know if you’ve been following the viral story of the anonymous Duke University girl who got exposed as a pornstar, even though she’s really only done 10 or less scenes, meaning 10k or less in the industry, which is hardly being a pornstar, but rather someone who could afford a designer purse, or maybe a not so luxury vacation with a friend backpacking Europe… SEE HER INTERVIEW HERE But she’s been targeted, exposed and forced to justify herself because she’s getting an education while doing, which in case you didn’t realize is mutually exclusive…having sex on camera, and having a brain or an education are totally unrelated…Neither one has to do with the other… So she’s out there, explaining herself, defending herself, justifying herself, about porn being good to women, or a feminist movement, which I don’t really agree with..even though girls making the conscious choice to get into porn is really an empowering experience…it’s her vagina, if she wants to get paid to stick things inside it on camera, she has the freedom to do it…plus girls get paid better than the dudes in porn, and they call the shots about what happens to themselves…and they get a certain level of celebrity as dudes everywhere jerk off to them sucking dick… Now I don’t watch porn, because it sucks and is badly produced, so I don’t care about intellectualizing porn, Sasha Grey tried to justify her throat fucking, and that annoyed me… It’s a pretty fucking basic concept and execution…but I would never say a girl in porn is any different than any other girl getting fucked by dudes in college…because this is the internet era, porn is mainstream, our lives are exposed, if anything they are just a bit better at making money than the girl working at subway, because ultimately, fucking on camera can’t ruin your life in this generation, so we should all just let each other watch us fuck… I think we should get all college girls to do porn as a part time job, and I have no problem hiring them for the summer…I’m not even joking.. Sex is accessible, more accessible than it ever was….that only tragedy in all this is that porn chicks only make 50k a year and have to prostitute on the side to make ends meet…meaning they don’t do it for the money…they do it for the exposure. Either way, college girls out there…do more porn…and send it my way…and haters, stop hating…let these smart girls do porn for whatever reason they want to do porn…if it’s an intellectual experience, or if they don’t have a dad…or if it is just a joke…who cares…or maybe, just maybe she’s doing it to piss off her parents who refused to pay for her college…you know like the ultimate fuck you…since she’s made no money doing it…there’s more to the story than the feminist spin… Either way, now her rate per scene has just tripled… If you want to book her for your kids birthday party CLICK HERE
Alessandra Ambrosio brought out to some event… That’s that matters… Just letting you guys know her whereabouts… In case you were wondering what the old timer Victoria’s Secret girls get up to in their spare time… I mean…that dress..is ridiculous…sponsored by Victoria’s Secret cleavage enhancing….unless it’s breast implants…that would make all those VS campaigns a lie…. It doesn’t matter…stop being a pervert… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Jessica Pare is a homegrown hero…yes those huge tits were born and raised in Montreal Quebec before they went Hollywood, got married for Citizenship and got an ego because after 10 years they got cast in Mad Men…a huge show that meant no more showing her tits in straight to DVD type movies…like so many girls she was hungry, eager and willing to get topless early on…and like so many local girls..she wants nothing to do with me…and has blocked me on all social media…which is ok, we only met once…and she’s nothing special…or near what GQ is making her out to be…but that can be said about pretty much 99 percent of people on TV…they are just connected, fucking the right people, or lucky… Who cares…pics…
