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Austin Powers XXX Happened of the Day

Posted on February 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Austin Powers XXX happened and I HAVE THE HARDCORE PREVIEW Now, I hate Austin Powers, Mike Meyers, all things Saturday Night Live…but it turns out that…when porn does it… it actually looks hysterical…and worth watching and that’s coming from someone who hates porn… It seems much better than the actual Austin Powers movies…because let’s face it, they were fucking annoying, and anything that shitty is much better with hardcore penetration, it’s actually the foundation of what smut needs…and what the originals were missing… Check the HARDCORE clip…or TO FIND OUT MORE INFO CLICK HERE

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Paris Hilton Erotica for Instagram of the Day

Posted on February 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paris Hilton is getting back into the internet slut groove….it’s like she’s in her mid-30s and instead of just starting a family with some billionaire she’s met along the way…she’s still pretending she’s 20 and filming sex tapes…only her sex tapes are half naked pics to instagram…instead of taking loads on her face…which is a real downgrade…as normally we evolve, and the older we get, the less we care about getting fucked on camera….you know producing a follow-up to her original movie…like a little pornstar since we’ve already seen it…and since she’s got a decade more experience at fucking all kinds of people…and what it comes down to is that I actually don’t hate Paris Hilton…she served her purpose in fucking up society and the youth…youth that is all in their 20s and super horny all the time…and without her I really think things would be different…far less herpes and teen pregnancies…and who really wants that… She’s the Joan of Arc of our generation…and here is some shitty, especially compared to her history, self shot erotica…

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Natalie Portman’s Back for Miss Dior of the Day

Posted on February 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is just a test to see if Natalie Portman still matters…You know after the pregnancy, the destruction of her vagina…damaged her career…Do her loyal Star Wars fans still care? I am going to go with yes, because Natalie Portman is the kind of girl who has the most loyal fan base for no real reason other than being a hot Jewish girl who was in Star Wars…a rarity…for two very loyal fan bases…Jewish men everywhere…as a beacon of hope that they will not have to end up with an inbred troll they are expected to…Star Wars fans everywhere…as a babe in Star Wars…neither really going anywhere..

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Some Jason Biggs Placenta of the Day

Posted on February 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In what is probably the worst possible way to celebrate the birth of your new kid…that is already damaged thanks to being cut from Jason Biggs’ DNA cloth…is to post a pic of the afterbirth…that’s not so frothy…but rather totally fucking repulsive, even abusive to his fans who don’t ever want to or need to see this..I mean show us your shredded vagina…or maybe even some milk filled tits…not this shit that crawled out of your vagina you vile fucking whore… That said…best way to end the week….

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I Want to Have Sex With Samantha Hoopes of the Day

Posted on February 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Samantha Hoopes is the virtually unknown Guess model turned Sports Illustrated model from Penn State who has a weird face, but who has ridiculous fake looking tits…who I want to have sex with… I don’t really need SI to find me girls to want to have sex with as they usually just disappoint me with their choices…but this Hoopes chick is 23, looks 29, rocking porn tits..made the cut and I want to have sex with her… Not that that’s saying much, I would have sex with rancid ground beef.. Here are some of her instagram pics…

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Asshole Driver of the Day

Posted on February 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a dude driving out of a gas station slamming some old guy because the old guy was out of line…and the cops are apparently looking for him…which I guess makes sense since he ran someone over…but also bums me out because I think it’s our god given right to run over a motherfucker if we are in a car and he’s on foot and gets snappy and runs his mouth off at us…it’s called consequences of your actions…don’t fuck with someone in a car…but no…the law has to step in and ruin our fun…If we were still cavemen, sure we wouldn’t have cars, but we’d wouldn’t have some third party regulating how we teach motherfuckers a lesson.. Who really cares, the run over dude survived, there’s hardly a story here.

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Alexa Vega’s New Pants of the Day

Posted on February 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Recently married, probably for citizenship, Alexa Vega, decided to show the world, and by world I mean Robert Rodriguez, the only person who hires her….her new fit body in a pair of leggings looking short and stumpy, but firm and fit…which luckily is the direction all these girls are taking…from X-Tina to Iza Goulart and other models…because fat is unhealthy, irresponsible, and should never be celebrated….ever…not even at an competitive eating event….not even for weirdos with BBW fetishes…that shit is poison..kill it…

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Gigi Hadid Topless for V Magazine of the Day

Posted on February 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gigi Hadid is a young Guess model from Malibu, who you can assume is a rich kid, who I can assume understands basic marketing that when you have something solid like a Guess Campaign and more importantly being a Sports Illustrated Rookie, which to the average person with any level of taste wouldn’t really care about or even notice…since SI is for poor white people…but that I guess is getting her a fan base that makes for perfect time to show her tits for fashion in V Magazine…in efforts to be taken more seriously as a model, or maybe to just to put herself out there, tits first, as models do, and I am not complaining…young model tits are my business..I need them to go on…even when their name is Gigi like some Jewish Grandmother in Florida at Bingo I tried to fuck my way into her will years ago…Gigi..like some kind of Vaudeville or burlesque act at the local stripclub…I don’t get how anyone can go by that name and be taken seriously…but I guess…Tits…is all that matters…TITS. To see all the Sports Illustrated Shit CLICK HERE

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Natalia Vodianova For Etam Of the Day

Posted on February 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I generally hate any catalog bikini pics but I like Natalia Vodianova even though she’s 100 in the modelling world…she just has a rocking’ body that is old enough to remember communist Russia, and more importantly escaping communist russia, so for whoever is dating her, they can always show her pictures of her cold water flat when she misbehaves, only to threaten to send her back…even though she’s probably worth a lot of money…and that would never happen…but we are all allowed to have dreams…even mine involve her being a mail order bride..who knows her place in the world…rather than this amazingly hot success… Here are the pics for her ETAM campaign.

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Party in Miami of the DAy

Posted on February 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Party happened in Miami and their gang of average at best, bottom of the barrel, models who get way too much hype, attention, ego because they are celebrated even though they do this for free, because Sports Illustrated Swimsuit still has some kind of allure, even if it is a relic of a different generation where HD Porn wasn’t available to every handheld device…even if their prestige is white trash mainstream shit…and not something of quality….at least based on Kate Upton and Chrissy Teigen alone… So last night was the night they all got dolled up, felt important, like the fat girl at prom…and a whole lot of tits came out to be exclusive and feel special for the night… I am sure not all the girls are horrible, just 80 percent of them… Maybe I’m just bitter I wasn’t invited, or fingering models on the dance floor..I guess we’ll never know…cuz this is the life I live..and shit already happened… Sports Illustrated doesn’t matter, why am I talkin about them. TO SEE PICS FROM ALL THEIR SHIT PARTIES CLICK HERE and work your way back…. To see all the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Content CLICK HERE

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