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Elena Iulia Rotari Pubic Hair of the Day

I am angry there is a thing or a hashtag or a challenge that is going viral on the internet called Jan-u-Hairy, encouraging women to not shave in January, it’s the month you hibernate, and your husband’s not fucking you anyway…he’s too busy jerking off to porn…but I say all days should be Jan-U-Hairy…because bush is one of the most glorious thing a vagina can do…far more glorious than that whole terrifying birthing process… I have enouraged every woman I know, both friend and foe, both sex partner and acquaintance, both stranger and girl who works the grocery store cash…to grow her bush, be creative, do her own thing, represent herself, celebrate herself…find her identity…find her soul…through her bush… DO NOT go out there and wax that shit for some queer boys who think hair is scary or gross and just want straight up labia…it’s a crazy thing to do…you crazy bitches…follow this Elena’s lead…and do staged shoots with you bush…for instagram or whatever….because a bush unseen is a bush that doesn’t exist to me and a bush that doesn’t exist to me – is as bad as a bald pussy. The post Elena Iulia Rotari Pubic Hair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Natalia Vodianova Spread Legged for Old Times of the Day

There was a time when Natalia Vodianova was a big deal. One of the top models that people celebrated…she was making over 6 million dollars a year for a bunch of years. Calvin Klein were paying her over a million dollars a year for over 7 years…se must have had some dirt on old Calvin before it was ok to be a Gay Man who Rapes Young Men like you were Kevin Spacey…or maybe Calvin liked her… She is old as fuck, so she actually embodies communist values that I like to fixate on when I talk about the New Generation Russian sex workers who present themselves as models…who have no idea what escaping communism after living in a government funded concrete apartment with no hot water, rationed bread, rationed maxi pads, nothing AMerican…forcing them to climb through Siberia mountains to end up in America being millionaires… Well here she is demonstrating the birthing process…she’s a mother of 5, this pose must come natural to her at his point…it’s also coincidentally how she closes most of her jobs…mainly the securing of the son of the founder of LVMH – the people who own Louis Vuitton Moet Henessey….the biggest luxury brand ver… The post Natalia Vodianova Spread Legged for Old Times of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Natalia Vodianova Spread Legged for Old Times of the Day

There was a time when Natalia Vodianova was a big deal. One of the top models that people celebrated…she was making over 6 million dollars a year for a bunch of years. Calvin Klein were paying her over a million dollars a year for over 7 years…se must have had some dirt on old Calvin before it was ok to be a Gay Man who Rapes Young Men like you were Kevin Spacey…or maybe Calvin liked her… She is old as fuck, so she actually embodies communist values that I like to fixate on when I talk about the New Generation Russian sex workers who present themselves as models…who have no idea what escaping communism after living in a government funded concrete apartment with no hot water, rationed bread, rationed maxi pads, nothing AMerican…forcing them to climb through Siberia mountains to end up in America being millionaires… Well here she is demonstrating the birthing process…she’s a mother of 5, this pose must come natural to her at his point…it’s also coincidentally how she closes most of her jobs…mainly the securing of the son of the founder of LVMH – the people who own Louis Vuitton Moet Henessey….the biggest luxury brand ver… The post Natalia Vodianova Spread Legged for Old Times of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Gay Penis VS Demi Lovato of the Day

This is silly. I am not interested in Demi Lovato. I am a firm believer that she would have died back when she had a little drug addiction and pretended to be bipolar…before figuring she could use that to justify her love of her chubby body, but more important, to exploit gay people, and sexuality, by calling a group of gay men “Confident Bitches”….because she’s committed to the Fag Hagging…in the most generic way.. She is from Disney. Never trust one of those Nazis.. So along with her trying to get the gay market, singing her shitty fucking song, she had two half naked male dancers, one with a giant boner…hilarious troll…that may or may not have been her doing…he looks like Wilmer Valderamma…so you never know…#mexicans be crazy, or they’ll pretend to be crazy as the foundation of their whole marketing campaign..and brand…because it allows flexibility in their look, their weight, and their overall attitude of love your body and love whoever you want to love…like she is rumored to have loved Miley in a sex tape from Nashville… Those Disney girls are fucking crazy…Never trust one of those Nazis.. The post Gay Penis VS Demi Lovato of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natalia Vodianova for an Underwear Campaign of the Day

In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, yesterday’s theme of the site, because this is a journey we are on together, best read chronologically….watching me slowly wake up with my rants against rich, famous, sometimes hot, always lame bitches….before falling off midday before I start drinking…day after day for the last 12 years of my life…with all this nonsense… So here’s Natalia Vodianova for a lingerie campaign…because Natalia Vodianova lives… She’s “The one who escaped the human sex trade and made it as a top earning model who made 9 million dollars in 2012″ She’s been modeling….and is considered a supermodel…but I am more interested in her other job, as a mom of 4 with various rich men, each richer than the next….as well as the fact that she’s old enough to probably remember fleeing a communist Russia through the Siberian mountains…for the good model life of luxury, because Russians, despite having no soul are hyper intelligent and calculating spies who can get what they want out of men with their vaginas…or in this case…by wearing lingerie… The brand is Etam, it’s her only client, she’s been doing their underwear campaigns for at least 2-3 years, which I guess in the model world…is forever…especially when she’s 100 years old… The post Natalia Vodianova for an Underwear Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natalia Vodianova Breast Feeding of the Day

Supermodel and mom of 4 with various rich men, Natalia Vodianova, who has been in the game for a long fucking time, and who is old enough to probably remember fleeing a communist Russia for the good model life of luxury, figured out the weirdest gift to get the person who has everything…. You see her second husband, far richer than her first husband, is a man named Antoine Arnault….he is the son of the founder of a luxury company called LVMH, that owns 90 percent of the world’s luxury goods, from Louis Vuitton, Hennessey, Moet and enough other companies to be worth 32 billion fucking dollars…meaning the little things in life, like his freshly born son shot by a fashion photographer, that she leaks to the world, can be appreciated…while most of us with fat busted up wives, would prefer our baby momma’s to give us nude pics of other girls..or maybe even an actual gift since we’re tapped out this month….but to an heir to a fortune…this becomes thoughtful and romantic…while I just find it weird…but not weird enough for you to masturbate to, because I know your kind and masturbating to this would be tame for you, like a day off of your depravity…

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Natalia Vodianova Breast Feeding of the Day

Supermodel and mom of 4 with various rich men, Natalia Vodianova, who has been in the game for a long fucking time, and who is old enough to probably remember fleeing a communist Russia for the good model life of luxury, figured out the weirdest gift to get the person who has everything…. You see her second husband, far richer than her first husband, is a man named Antoine Arnault….he is the son of the founder of a luxury company called LVMH, that owns 90 percent of the world’s luxury goods, from Louis Vuitton, Hennessey, Moet and enough other companies to be worth 32 billion fucking dollars…meaning the little things in life, like his freshly born son shot by a fashion photographer, that she leaks to the world, can be appreciated…while most of us with fat busted up wives, would prefer our baby momma’s to give us nude pics of other girls..or maybe even an actual gift since we’re tapped out this month….but to an heir to a fortune…this becomes thoughtful and romantic…while I just find it weird…but not weird enough for you to masturbate to, because I know your kind and masturbating to this would be tame for you, like a day off of your depravity…

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Iggy Azalea Fat Ass does Interracial in GQ of the Day

Iggy Azalea works it…I even think her only real song that was a hit was called work it…that was based on working it…making me believe she’s an expert of working it…proven in the fact that she’s taken her big round ass from Australia with some fake “I was a broke stripper who came to America and got a record deal” story…because people don’t just get record deals when they Move to LA from Australia…even if they have big round asses they don’t mind showing off…especially not when they are strippers…because record execs don’t like controversy….making me think she was some fabricated character created in a marketing department…and I guess they are doing a good job…because with an ass like that, she should be in hip hop, she should pose with black dudes, and she should make other black dudes jealous that they aren’t with her, but that there’s hope that she would go down that road…it’s all very strategic and really her ass is pretty awesome so I’m not hating her bullshit…she’s ok, even if she blocked me years ago before she even had a record deal…closing the door on our love.

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Natalia Vodianova For Etam Of the Day

I generally hate any catalog bikini pics but I like Natalia Vodianova even though she’s 100 in the modelling world…she just has a rocking’ body that is old enough to remember communist Russia, and more importantly escaping communist russia, so for whoever is dating her, they can always show her pictures of her cold water flat when she misbehaves, only to threaten to send her back…even though she’s probably worth a lot of money…and that would never happen…but we are all allowed to have dreams…even mine involve her being a mail order bride..who knows her place in the world…rather than this amazingly hot success… Here are the pics for her ETAM campaign.

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