Martha Hunt was one of Taylor Swift’s paid partners, or friends, because even a cunt popstar who disgusts me on all levels needs to give the perception to the world that she’s tolerable and likeable and someone who people want to be around for more than just the press that came with being friends with Taylor Swift…. Martha Hunt is not an Oscar Nominee, but based on the people they nominate, she may one day be a nominee, provided that she has enough social media presence…that’s the world we live in…hire whoever can best market the shit to their feed because no one cares…. She’s also one of the last American women who isn’t 300 pounds, pre diabetic or diabetic, working as a model who the people can relate to because they are all fat too…..thanks to the sedentary life, processed food, sugar in everything…we are all fucking disgusting… This is some Martha Hunt clickbait that isn’t actually clickbait, since Martha Hunt drives zero traffic to anything. But at least she tries. Just not hard enough. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Martha Hunt Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I am angry there is a thing or a hashtag or a challenge that is going viral on the internet called Jan-u-Hairy, encouraging women to not shave in January, it’s the month you hibernate, and your husband’s not fucking you anyway…he’s too busy jerking off to porn…but I say all days should be Jan-U-Hairy…because bush is one of the most glorious thing a vagina can do…far more glorious than that whole terrifying birthing process… I have enouraged every woman I know, both friend and foe, both sex partner and acquaintance, both stranger and girl who works the grocery store cash…to grow her bush, be creative, do her own thing, represent herself, celebrate herself…find her identity…find her soul…through her bush… DO NOT go out there and wax that shit for some queer boys who think hair is scary or gross and just want straight up labia…it’s a crazy thing to do…you crazy bitches…follow this Elena’s lead…and do staged shoots with you bush…for instagram or whatever….because a bush unseen is a bush that doesn’t exist to me and a bush that doesn’t exist to me – is as bad as a bald pussy. The post Elena Iulia Rotari Pubic Hair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Just when I thought I knew every busty British nobody worth knowing, I came across these pictures of Elena Clarke at the beach. According to my sources, Elena’s a singer, dancer, actress and model, but with a bikini body this good, if she keeps taking regular beach trips with the paps, Elena’s going to be able to add “future ex-Mrs. Tuna” to that resume pretty soon. Fingers crossed. Photos: WENN.com
We’re not sure what Nina Dobrev’s supporters are going to make of this!, but… News of the actress’ departure from The Vampire Diaries after the end of the current season hit the Web yesterday, causing an outpouring of sadness from the show’s fans. However, it seems not everyone is crying over Dobrev’s announcement . According to Hollywood Life, a source revealed that Reed is relieved Dobrev will be leaving the series : “One person who isn’t sad to see Nina leave is Nikki. She has definitely been persona non grata on the set and it made things uncomfortable with her and Ian.” “It’s a relief that Nikki can now visit her fiance on set and not worry about any awkwardness with his ex and her friends.” Dobrev and Somerhalder broke up after three years of dating, but their onscreen counterparts still remain an item. Reed and Somerhalder got together shortly after and got engaged after only six months of dating. It’s unclear if tension on set may have caused Dobrev to leave. The actress explained on her Instagram: “I always knew I wanted Elena’s story to be a six season adventure, and within those six years I got the journey of a lifetime.” “There’s more to come before we wrap this up, and I promise you’ll get to hear all about my experiences over the next month as we approach the season finale… … But until then I invite you to hop on the roller coaster ride that is Elena Gilbert’s life and join me as I celebrate her and prepare to say goodbye to her – and to my work family – as I move on to the next chapter of my life.” Reed hasn’t exactly been welcomed on TVD set , or by the fans since many of them were heartbroken when Dobrev and Somerhalder split. Although, you can’t exactly blame a girl for being relieved her fiance doesn’t have to make out with his ex-girlfriend anymore! 21 Epic Elena Gilbert GIFs 1. Double the Dobrev! View Photo Give Nina Dobrev tons of credit. She has played Katherine and Elena on The Vampire Diaries, sometimes in the same scene. 2. Delena Hotness View Photo Luckiest. Vampire. EVER. Elena tears off Damon’s shirt in this Vampire Diaries scene. 3. Funny-Faced Elena Elena was not known for her sense of humor. But that just made it even more exciting when she broke out a silly face. 4. Drunk Elena View Photo Bottoms up, Elena Gilbert! Our favorite female vampire is getting her drink on. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Partying Elena! View Photo Life is a party for Elena Gilbert. At least in this scene from The Vampire Diaries. 6. I Feel… Nothing View Photo Elena is lying in the middle of the road and waiting for her next meal. Look out, pedestrians! 7. Who Needs Humanity? View Photo Not Elena Gilbert. Not in this scene from The Vampire Diaries. 8. Like My Hair? View Photo Elena has gone pink in this GIF from The Vampire Diaries. Do you like her look? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Yummy! View Photo Elena just enjoyed a fine meal on The Vampire Diaries. Who is next on her menu? 10. Vampire Elena! View Photo She’s vamping out! Blood-sucking Elena is on the loose! 11. Katniss Who?!? View Photo Say hello to Elena Gilbert, vampire hunter. Look out, supernaturals. 12. Lucky Elena View Photo Elena got to make out with a shirtless Stefan on The Vampire Diaries. Not too shabby. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Got Me! View Photo Hey, look… Elena can’t always have all the answers. 14. No… way! View Photo Elena has also has many reasons to be shocked and stunned on The Vampire Diaries. 15. Still Crying View Photo What can Elena Gilbert say? She has a new reason to cry every week on The Vampire Diaries. 16. Water-Eyed Elena View Photo Nope. She can’t do it. She can’t hold those tears in any longer! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Trying-Not-To-Cry Elena View Photo Elena has had many reasons to cry over the years on The Vampire Diaries. But she’s trying to hold it in here. 18. Worried Elena View Photo Hey, are you okay? Leave it to Elena to always put her friends first. 19. 1960s Elena View Photo Check out that headband! Elena is totally ready to rock around the clock all night. 20. Fancy Elena View Photo Thanks to a Mystic Falls event like every two weeks, we’ve had plenty of chances to see Elena all dolled up. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Sassy Elena View Photo Talk to the hand! Or at least to this annoyed face. 22. Crinkly-Nosed Elena View Photo We couldn’t make this face if we tried. Well done, Nina Dobrev! The End. Up Next: ” 21 Epic Elena Gilbert GIFs .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
It really is a small world, isn’t it? On The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 4 , a very strong installment of this CW series, we learned that seemingly everyone in Mystic Falls in connected. To wit: Sarah’s mother was a woman named Gail. She was pregnant with Zach Salvatore’s child. We learned this via a flashback to 1994 that Kai prompted Damon to relive because a certain incident took place on May 10 of that year; the same date on which Kai, Bonnie and Damon are now stuck. See, Damon had just returned to Mystic Falls and Stefan was willing to give him another chance… only he then took Damon’s daylight ring and locked him away after he found out that Damon was feeding on Gail and Zach. But Damon escaped during the eclipse and killed a whole bunch of people… including Gail. However, Gail was rushed to the hospital and a doctor performed some amazing surgery and was able to deliver her baby. That ba turned out to be Sarah, who was informed of this connection by Jeremy. So there’s one connection. Tripp, meanwhile, admitted to Matt that he returned to Mystic Falls after the gas leak (which was really just a lie to cover up for The Grill explosion on The Vampire Diaries Season 5 finale) from the summer in order to check on his grandmother. Once he crossed the border, previously-compelled memories came flooding back to him and he remembered that his wife was killed by a vampire. That’s why he’s now intent on destroying all vampire, while tracking down the one who killed his beloved. He admitted all this to Matt, who was being all coy about what he knows of course, and then showed Matt that he has Enzo prisoner and plans on using him to find the other vampires in town, such as the one who bit Sarah’s neck (Elena, as we know.). Elsewhere, Stefan tried to show Elena how to start fresh, but then grew frustrated at her acting all high and mighty. He told her about the memory-erasing thing. Elena confronted Alaric about it (who was upset that he effed up flirting with Jo because he’s now obsessed with blood), who showed Elena a journal entry she made about what happened. It advised her NOT to have her memories restored if she’s feeling at all happy with thoughts of Damon flooding her brain… And new Elena decided to heed old Elena’s advice. Meanwhile, in 1994… Bonnie and Damon learned that Kai was a member of the Gemini Coven in Oregon. But he murdered all his brothers and sisters. So they sent him back to May 10, 1994. He has a way of escaping, via Bonnie’s magic and some device called The Ascendant. But Bonnie doesn’t want to bring a serial killer back to present day Mystic Falls. However, Kai has the ability to absorb other people’s magic and he threatened to take away all of Bonnie’s killing her in the process, unless she cooperated and got them out of there. Finally, Stefan received a surprise visitor while working on his car: IVY! Enzo fed her some blood and now she’s a vampire. Good luck with that, buddy! Overall, an enjoyable hour that moved many plots along nice. You can watch The Vampire Diaries online via TV Fanatic and you can check out the official promo here for The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 5 : The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 5 Promo
Say this about the year 1994: it featured some winning music! I note this, of course, because The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 2 answered the question this week of where Bonnie and Damon are located, only it turned the inquiry on its head a bit and instead revealed WHEN they are: The aforementioned year. 1994. Damon and Bonnie are repeating May 10, 1994 in an empty Mystic Falls for some reason, with Damon spending the day drinking and making pancakes and Bonnie trying to re-find her magic in order to get them back home to present day. Except, as we learned in the closing scene when Bonnie’s missing crossword puzzle got filled in by neither Bonnie nor Damon… they aren’t actually alone after all. Someone else is somehow there. Elsewhere on a strong installment of The Vampire Diaries Season 6 : Elena finally admitted to herself that she fell in love with Damon while she was with Stefan, enabling Alaric to successful access that memory, erase it and set off a domino chain of events within Elena’s head that made her forget she ever loved Damon. Jeremy and Matt learned that Sarah, the girl who Elena fed off last week, stole a car from her old boss and is in town… for some reason. But Jeremy is still taken and went to crash with her at the Salvatore mansion. Tripp told Matt that he was a descendent of the Founding Fell Family (meaning he’d be related to Meredith somehow) But Matt appeared to have some doubts. We later saw Tripp drive some vampires INTO Mystic Falls and unleash sunlight on them, killing them all. Caroline and Enzo found Stefan in Savannah. He broke Caroline’s heart by basically saying he had to move on by completely ignoring her and his past in Mystic Falls. And then Enzo broke Ivy’s neck to get back at Stefan for having given up on his Damon search. Overall, it was a solid episode that focused more on character development than heavy plot movement. But producers have said that’s the goal early in Season 6 because they acknowledge the mythology has grown too complicated and dense. What did everyone else think of this installment? Are you dreading the day that Damon returns, Elena doesn’t know who he is and then we go through a whole amnesia-type deal? Yeah, so are we. Head over to TV Fanatic to watch The Vampire Diaries online and get an early look at The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 3 , “Welcome to Paradise,” here: The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 3 Promo
There are some truly terrible TV couples out there, and more than a few twisted love triangles that torture us as much as they tug at the heartstrings. But there are also some that make us believe in love and let us live vicariously through them a little each week. Or they’re just really, really attractive. Each of these twosomes have their share of difficulties, for sure, but from the surreal to the super-real, we’re invested in their journey to make it work. From The Vampire Diaries to The Big Bang Theory , from New Girl to Grey’s Anatomy , love is in the air on the small screen and we can’t get enough of it. Scroll through 14 TV couples we’re loving in 2014 below … 14 TV Couples We Really Wish Were Real Open Slideshow 1. Sheldon and Amy Sheldon and Amy are The Big Bang Theory’s perfect nerdy couple, even if Sheldon doesn’t look exactly comfortable here. View As List 1. Sheldon and Amy Sheldon and Amy are The Big Bang Theory’s perfect nerdy couple, even if Sheldon doesn’t look exactly comfortable here. 2. Olivia Pope and Fitzgerald Grant NO ONE on television heats up a screen like Olivia Pope and President Fitzgerald Grant. They’re so hot together it’s easy to forget they’re having an affair. 3. Meredith and Derek Meredith and Derek are Grey’s Anatomy’s best couple. Aren’t they just great together? 4. Stefan and Elena The Vampire Diaries’ Elena has chemistry with both Salvatore brothers. Stefan will always have a heart for the brunette doppelganger! 5. Damon and Elena The Vampire Diaries’ Damon Salvatore and Elena Gilbert are one smoking hot couple! The screen sizzles when they’re together! 6. Vincent and Catherine Beauty and the Beast’s Vincent and Catherine have quite the loyal following. They also have their own couple name: VinCat! 7. Homer and Marge Simpson No list of TV couples would be complete without Homer and Marge Simpson! They know how to keep love alive! 8. Nick and Jess New Girl’s Nick and Jess make a perfectly quirky pair! He’s calm where she’s chaos! 9. Mindy and Danny Aren’t Mindy and Danny just adorable together? They’ve definitely earned a spot on this list! 10. Booth and Bones Get Married Bones fans waited far too long to see their leading couple get together, and even longer to see them walk down the aisle! But they did! 11. Kurt and Blaine Kurt and Blaine’s break-up rocked Glee fans! But they eventually found their way back together! 12. Angela and Hodgins Angela and Hodgins were destined to be together! They got married in jail for crying out loud! 13. Jim and Pam Jim and Pam were the couple fans of The Office rooted for from the beginning! 14. Ross and Rachel Ross and Rachel might have taken a break, but they’re still an iconic TV couple! Who’d we miss? Who is your favorite TV twosome?
Strictly for auds who enjoy the grisly Grand Guignol spectacle of the Saw franchise but could do without the moral lectures and melodramatic mythology, The Collection is an energetic but utterly weightless exercise in slice-and-dice cinema. This sequel to 2009 chiller The Collector is in many ways bigger (more characters, more locations, more carnage), but in no way better than its predecessor. Theatrical is merely a pit-stop on the road to home viewing for a product with niche appeal even among horror buffs. Picking up where The Collector left off, The Collection establishes an anonymous urban locale terrorized by a psycho killer with no method to his madness. Without the luxury of the first film’s slow-burn opening act, the sequel leans on pre-existing iconography to build tension: the Collector’s black mask obscuring everything but his beady eyes and predatory mouth; the red trunk he uses to “collect” a lone survivor of each massacre; an ominous tripwire connected to something sharp and lethal. Once filmmakers (and Saw sequel alums) Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton hurriedly introduce new protagonist Elena (Emma Fitzpatrick), it’s off to the races for nonstop, nonsensical brutality. Elena and pals head to a secret underground club (the password is “nevermore,” natch) where the Collector waits in the shadows with a plan to orchestrate mass murder. In what should be one of the film’s standout setpieces, dozens of clubgoers are simultaneously slaughtered by a massive combine-harvester blade rigged to descend from the ceiling. But the sequence is little more than a jumble of frenetically cut-together closeups, and the first of many examples of the film’s “more is more” philosophy coming into conflict with the constraints of a low budget. While Elena is dragged off to the villain’s secret lair, the pic reintroduces the first film’s scrappy survivor, Arkin (Josh Stewart), who manages to break free only to be recruited by Elena’s mysterious protector, Lucello (Lee Tergesen). Lucello has assembled a team to hunt down the Collector and rescue Elena, and they need Arkin’s help. But this time he’s on the Collector’s home turf: The rundown Hotel Argento (wink, wink), a more elaborate version of the booby-trapped mansion from part one. If The Collector was inspired by the suspenseful setup of Wait Until Dark , Dunstan and Melton take their cues this time from one of the great genre sequels: James Cameron’s Aliens , with its team of tough-talking grunts navigating perilous terrain as they battle an unstoppable foe. Still, the raison d’etre remains gore, gore and more gore. There’s no attempt to explain how the Collector sets up his elaborate traps, and only the vaguest speculation as to what motivates his insatiable bloodlust, which could be frightening if his actions weren’t so preposterous. Performance and tech credits are adequate by genre standards, though the only imaginative contribution comes in the design of the Collector’s depraved displays of disemboweled victims and stitched-together body parts. He’s quite the interior decorator. Pic manages to end on a satisfying note that may or may not lead to a third installment. Perhaps the limited amount of title variations — The Collected “? The Collectors ? — will spare everyone the unnecessary trouble. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
