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Bryana Holly Nude Photoshoot of the Day

Bryana Holly is some instagram famous chick I posted getting NUDE IN TREATS …without actually getting nude… She’s most famous for dating Brody Jenner, which I guess isn’t really that awesome of a thing to be famous for, but you do what you can when you’re just a girl trying to get noticed…and now that leveraging the Kardashians is over for her, she’s moved down the Emily Ratajkowski route of getting naked in photoshoots, hoping to land a big music video or campaign so that she becomes Household… I think she’s hot, I’ve actually had conversations about her to people, and everyone I talk to think I’m crazy, but i figure her instagram fame is enough for all those haters to stop hating and to stop trying to stand in the way of my love for her…. I don’t know what this is for, but I see nipple, so I can only assume it’s for me…a Valentine….

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Toya Shits Herself of the Day

When I started the site, I used to focus on all the fucking weirdos I could find, and for some reason no one really cared about the weirdos, but were way more into the celebs…out of laziness I just kept posting celebrity bullshit that doesn’t matter and that we are all over exposed to, and left all the degenerate trash the make the world an interesting place in their corner to do their weird shit… I lost site of what really mattered in the human experience…it’s not about the rich and famous, it’s about the guys in Large Penis Support Groups…and people in Real Doll forums discussing hacks to make their real dolls better…it is about the weirdo miserable dude in an accounting job who dresses in heels at night to feel like he matters…it’s about TOYA SHIT HERSELF …an instagram profile that has a girl fucking SHITTING herself into panties…and it’s so fucking gross…you’ll love it…. Check out TOYA SHIT HERSELF

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Lady Gaga Erotica is not Erotic for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

I realize that there is nothing erotic about anything Lady Gaga does…even if she was masturbating on stage or in video with a Victoria’s Secret model, the Lady Gaga factor in the room would kinda ruin it all…she’s just got this face that scares the fuck out of me…but not enough to not grab her ass one night when drunk before she was really famous…and back then, around 5 years ago, her ass, despite her face was fucking firm and amazing…but it didn’t turn me on, but then again I am impotent and not much gets me hard these days…I blame the hormones in the food…or maybe the male hormones in Gaga.

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Cunt Punch Compilation for Valentines Day

Nothing says Valentines Day like a good cunt punch or vag kick…because this is the foundation of Romance and what it is all about…and any girl telling you otherwise, not willing to let you kick her in the cunt…just doesn’t love you…and is telling you to get out.

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Kendall Jenner Nipples on the Runway of the DAy

Apparently this is Kendall Jenner playing model because her family is rich and she can be anything she wants to be – her mom just pays them…and because Marc Jacobs loves the celebrity endorsement to draw attention to his collection and fashion show… And with being a model…she’s showing her nipples…because that’s what models fucking do…and those who don’t just don’t get the industry, the job ahead of them, or the point of their whole existence… Tits are just tits, but some tits are more fun to see…like these…because they are 18 and don’t need to be exposed…yet they are…like Valentine’s Day Magic…

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Help Save Cupid on Valentine’s Day of the Day

I got this email: My friend Kris Kelly, who runs a nonprofit animal rescue got a call about a dog that refused to leave the street corner where he had been dumped 6 weeks earlier….. He was laying on the  corner all day, everyday for the entire 6 weeks. Neighbors  were leaving bits of food and water, but he wouldn’t budge….. So I went there with a big bag of meatballs some blankets, and a leash, with two other women. We talked him down and calmed him and held him for 2 hours and finally got him into a car, and now he is being cared for and hopefully adopted by a rescue… But they are very broke….they need help through donations to pay for his care. Anyone who reads the site, yes I am talking to you, one dude who reads the site, knows I love dogs more than people, because dogs possess the qualities people are supposed to possess, it’s like they have evolved with us and kept all our good traits. They are loyal, sweet, amazing…and well they don’t talk back…. So when I hear a devastating story of an asshole fucking a dog over…and nice people who save them, I get involved and suggest you do too. Not to mention Kris Kelly is a total babe Send money via paypal to Info@thekriskellyfoundation.org. Send money via paypal to Info@thekriskellyfoundation.org. Or visit her site for more info thekriskellyfoundation.org

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Sara Sampaio is Doing the Import Model Hustle of the Day

There is a spectrum from Instagram Model to Supermodel….which would be a good info graphic, but who has time for that bullshit, especially when we all know that Victoria’s Secret is pretty much the highest you can get on the charts as far as I am concerned because it may not pay the best, but it makes you a household name, that leads to booking all kinds of campaigns well into your 40s like you were Heidi Klum…on the lower end of the spectrum lives Import models…who do have a following and are somewhere around Video Vixen in hotness…yet still making some money to get half naked…. Now this Sara Sampaio chick, straight from Portugal, is already a Victoria’s Secret model, making moves while being hot, but it’s nice to see her role play as a low level model, making you think she’s accessible, in a car show boner thanks to bitches with cars bro….that isn’t as good as her role playing as a street hooker in your hotel suite…but it’s still worth posting when you got nothing better to do with your time…

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Fuck Me in the Ass Because I Love Jesus of the Day

Sometimes, you need musical interlude to make your blogging day better, today’s was sent in from DILLONAIRE who I think was trying to send me a message and that message is that it’s not gay if no one sees…in a if a tree falls in the woods situation…the anal sex way… This comes in after some pretty serious religious debates that have been going on ON THE SITE WITH HATERS and I felt it was relevant enough… I generally hate these kinds of things, but it’s cute enough for today.

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2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover is Awful of the Day

This is a shit cover…or maybe it’s just a prank…I think it proves that Sports Illustrated is a dying thing, at least in terms of relevancy…or maybe that these three models aren’t hot. Girls still think SI Swimsuit is important to be featured in, because it is a stamp of approval or something, but I think there’s hotter bikini pics on Instagram. We don’t need the scamming billion dollar corporation to decide who they think are hot or not… Sure middle American hicks don’t know what the fuck a dumb face or a bad ass is, because all they see is bikinis and they don’t have those in the shitty farm town they are from… I mean all these asses look pretty weak…from my friend the pug faced gold digger who has never booked a paying job ever Chrissy Tiegen…to a retard faced corky looking Nina Agdal who still smells of Adam Levine Sperm but is the highlight of the cover….bot both have been trying year after year to get this cover…but on their own aren’t good enough….so the SI editors finally cracked and figured they’d give these two 5/10 models a cover together, because together they are a 10 and it keeps their egos happy…while throwing rival Victoria’s Secret model Lily Aldridge in, who is another entitled twat who shouldn’t’ be a model…and I guess their combined weight is that of Kate Upton…so it all makes sense. I realize that none of this matters, it’s a fucking magazine cover, but I’ll post it anyway, because it’s that fucking bad… and if you want you can compare it to EVERY SINGLE SI COVER EVER to see how bad it is for yourself… It’s their 50th anniversary year…I guess they are letting us know 50 years is enough – throwing in the towel…It’s gotta be a prank….I mean too much money is on the line…this makes no sense… If you want hot girls in bikinis…check instagram.

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Hilary Duff Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Hilary Duff posted the worst bikini pic in the history of bikini pics…all I see is some divorcee getting back into the dating scene…hungry for new cock and doin’ it with a cocktail in her hand…and as much as I hate divorcees with all their complaining, they aren’t so bad when going crazy every second weekend when the kid is with the dad… Spending that child support money with the girls…laughing at their married friends as they get booze soaked and re-live their youth… Sometimes ending up arrested, usually ending up fucked, never ending up in a relationship or pregnant, because that could ruin their divorce settlement…pretty much making them perfect…except for he fact that they aren’t 25 but they have life experience and they let you inside them cuz they are over that whole monogamy thing..and it makes for a good time if you get them at the right time…which according to Hilary Duff…is not when they are posing for instagram.

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