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Kate Mara Looks good Half Naked in GQ of the Day

Posted on February 13, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Mara is 30 and amazing…is it possible that I have been wrong about 30 year olds all this time…and that 30 is the new 20…that the pheromones of a uterus losing its fertility…coupled with aging skin…and a dumpy ass…is erotic to me…is it possible that calling these over 30s old as fuck has been misguided and I’ve just been brainwashed by the media…does a stable, career driven girl still hustling at 30 appeal to me, when up until now I’ve been into 20 year olds who don’t have it all figured out and that are easy to take advantage of…or maybe Kate Mara is just an exception to the rule…because she’s looking’ good up in GQ…when she should be taking the kids to daycare…like a normal 30 year old…I’m confused…I blame the drinking…

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Candice Swanepoel Behind the Scenes Bikini Phootshoot of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel was at the top of her game for the last few years but as these things tend to end after you do the same thing over and over and over again…it’s like you can’t get more prolific or talented at posing for Victoria’s Secret and eventually, the public kinda just wants new pussy to fill those Bangledeshi made, touched by little underage hands in a sweatshop, for 4 dollars a week, panties to be jacked up some other cunt. Literally. But she’s still Candice Swanepoel, old, boring or not and she has come a long way from being a rich white chick in South Africa…to become a rich white chick in America that everyone knows and loves…and staring at her behind the scenes, even if uneventful is still expensive ass half naked…right? TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Ireland Baldwin is Amazing of the Day

Posted on February 12, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The pictures of Ireland Baldwin are what got me in trouble with the god lady earlier today…reminding us that if God was one of us…just a slob like one of us..he’d be really fucking annoying…and he would make me question the existence of God because why would god choose such an idiot to be his ambassador… Basically, I wrote…what a great window on your dress, I appreciate the view, because like every creepy guy looking at an 18 year old’s instagrams, I do it for the tits… The fact is…proven by this video…the youth is so far gone and corrupted that the Jesus folk need to focus less on me…and just join the fucking party… Here are the pics…

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Achy Break Featuring Billy Ray with Twerking of the Day

Posted on February 12, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So Buck 22 is a fucking genius…or maybe he’s just here to prove how simple it is to make things go Viral on the internet…all you need is a has been, washed up, relevant thanks to his daughter, novelty of a human who only made money off one song…that carried him through life…and that he’d be into re-packaging to make more money – because why the fuck not…because recruited Billy Ray Cyrus and a bunch of stripper girls dressed like strippers in thongs twerking to re-do Achy Breaky Heart… Fame is that easy people…at least when you’re Dionne Warwick (I say a little prayer for you)’s son…which Buck 22 is…and if growing up rich in Beverly Hills spoiled by your rich as fuck mother isn’t Gangster….I don’t know what is…oh right…doing a collab with Billy Ray…shit….

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Brooklyn Decker’s Stupid Dance of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Brooklyn Decker was always a model I considered the Kate Upton of her generation. You know all american, retarded looking with a awkward body and big tits that the average man just loved because she didn’t like like his toothless 400 pound wife who worked at walmart… She was the Vagina that Sports Illustrated built and gave to Andy Roddick… And now she dances…as retarded looking as her face suggest and I have a feeling you like seeing her being silly…for attention..hoping to secure her place for a few more years before baby making… I guess what it comes down to is at least she’s not fat…and at least she’s having fun…living the rich girl life..while we all suck at life…right.

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Cora Keegan Getting Famous With Nudity of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Cora Keegan, she’s the worst…and by worst I mean not very famous yet, but will be, she is a working model who has done campaigns for Victoria’s Secret and other bullshit…so I guess she matters or at least enough to date guys in bands and low level actors…you know one of those girls who rinks she’s out of your league..and I am a fan. I like her face, I like her tits, I like her bush when she has one but more importantly, I like that I’ve seen all these things, without having to ask her…I like that she understands that posing naked isn’t porn, even if your dad and his friends masturbate to all the pics…I like that she’s taking the route of her homie Emily Ratajkowsi and is bringing it…because why the fuck wouldn’t you if you had the opportunity to…. It’s one of those only live once, reach as hard as you can, to have the easiest fucking life ever, and if showing your awesome perky tits is the way to do it..then fucking do it. I still like to call her a hooker…but that’s just me conditioning her to be my bride..or at least my valentine…she just doesn’t know it yet…it’ll come as a surprise…when the van pulls up outside her apartment and we smuggle her to Canada…Bitches love surprises…

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Shitty Olympic Flash of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I find it pretty amazing that this is getting any media attention whatsoever…she’s a Russian Speedskater who just got Russia’s first gold metal…and she unzipped her shirt and like all people in spandex suits designed to make them go faster…she wasn’t wearing underwear…I mean the nerve of some athletes to not be in their Victoria’s Secret push up bra when they are competing…fucking idiots.. I mean she is a speed skater, hardly a woman, has not tits and isn’t flashing her nipples. Leave her the fuck alone.

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Alyssa Miller is in Lingerie for Intimissimi of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I find it hard to take Alyssa Miller seriously…because I know her back story. I know she dated Walter Ioos’ son and I know Walter Ioos is the key bikini photographer at SI Swim…who I am sure his son asks to shoot his model girlfriends because his son knows that’s part of the package when they date him…girls are hookers…even if he’s the best guy ever, girls, especially aspiring models, love connected dudes…especially this kind of connected dude…especially when they are aspiring models… So to me all her Swimsuit shoots were pretty much paid for. They weren’t authentic, sure they were a girl in a bikini, but it’s not like she met her boyfriend’s dad on set after being cast, it was kind of the other way around… Not to mention, after dude made her famous from Sports Illustrated…you know seeing her to the world in a massive magazine…because he could…she fucked off with a Jake Gyllenhaal, who is the enemy of the site, thus making her the enemy of the site by association, even if they broke up. It’s just everything I’ve seen about her I hate. She’s the fucking worst and now she’s in lingerie catalog pics…which in and of themselves are shit whether Alyssa Miller is in them or not…but I’ll post them anyway…because I am going to assume Gylennhaal is gay and didn’t ruin her…even if she’s a horrible woman.

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Sara Malakul Lane Excites Me of the Day

Posted on February 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Sara Malakul Lane and she is the hottest thing pretty much ever, and I am not just calling her a thing because she’s half Thai, half white…I am not racist like that… I just feel the union of alien asian genes and human genes make for glorious creatures…like this Sara Malakul Lane … Her story is a typical one…you know what you’d expect to hear from any girl you meet in LA.. born and raised in Thailand, where she was famous on some TV shows and as a model and not for being a child tranny prostitute for British tourists, which is how I assume how her parents met…I mean why else would a white dude be in Thailand in the 80s…right? I mean why else would a white guy be in Thailand now?…. Either way, seeing as she was American, she decided to the states, to be closer to me, and to win my heart, as a lot of these girls do…at least in my imagination…which is all that counts…it’s real if I believe it…I think I’m pregnant….those tits…my god…can’t wait for her to shoot nude scenes…ideally in my mouth…but I’ll accept in movies….and photoshoots too…since she keeps refusing my requests for a date… Well now I am in love…So here are some of her pics…Follow her on INSTAGRAM

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Christie Brinkley Bathing Suit at 60 of the Day

Posted on February 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Christie Brinkley is 60 years old…and People magazine did on a feature on her to either celebrate how fucking insane and weird it is for someone to look like this at 60…or it was to showcase their photoshop skills or maybe it’s some ad on BOTOX technology that you can assume advertise on their site and in their magazine…and that uses Christie Brinkley as a spokesperson…you know a little advertorial to trick us all….or maybe, just maybe Christie Brinkley is a fucking robot…because it just doesn[t make sense… I mean I remember masturbating to her in the 80s and she looked the fucking same…what’s going on here – and why do I think Russia has something to do with it…

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