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Madonna and Miley’s Weird Mash-Up of the Day

Get More: Miley Cyrus , Miley Cyrus: Unplugged , Full Episodes I don’t really know if this is masturbation fodder, but it is pretty funny, but more importantly I have faith in you, and you ability to be the most depressing, desperate and experience masturbator around…the kind of person who can masturbate to anything, from random girls grocery shopping, to the way a girl in Dunkin’ Donuts sucks her coffee lid, to even a sock that is mysteriously frozen on the sidewalk…you have skills, sure they are unmarketable and pathetic…but then again so is Madonna, who probably makes 100 million dollars a year just being Madonna, yet still does she like this for her ego…weird. Apparently – this is Miley’s new cover for W Magazine, with long hair, like she doesn’t care…even though I think her twerking is more representative of how she doesn’t care…for obvious reasons, sure it draws attention to herself…but shit’s still humiliating and she still does it…with ederly, on TV, with married men…she just doesn’t give a fuck..

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Jessica Simpson’s Mom Cleavage of the Day

Jessica Simpson has always been busty, so that’s not going to change just because she’s had a bunch of kids and gained a bunch of weight….if anything that bustiness is gonna just get more busty and not in a good way…because if you’ve ever fucked a depressed, sad, sloppy, fat single mom, because you could, you will know her tits look more like the frozen vomit you left on her front porch…than something you’d masturbate to pictures of… So sure, she is contractually obligated to lose a ton of fucking weight, and with that coupled with baby making…comes deflated boobs…and I guess this is what those boobs look like in a push up bra…not all that good right. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Hot Drug Addicts in an Amazing Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t really know what THIS PROJECT IS ALL ABOUT …someone posted it on my Facebook and I thought the pics were awesome….this is what the caption said… The Ninth Floor documents a group of addicts who moved into the apartment of a former millionaire in a wealthy neighborhood in downtown Manhattan. Joe Smith, in his mid 60s, allowed a young addict to move into a spare bedroom in his large three-bedroom apartment in hopes of gaining rent. Several years later, a fully addicted Joe no longer had a bedroom and as many as 12 to 15 young addicts stayed at any given time. All electricity and hot water had been turned off and anything valuable had long been sold to feed habits. This project documents the residents of this space leading up to their eviction and follows several of them after as they face jail and sickness, fight and love, attempt to get clean, sink deeper into addiction, go to jail, start families and struggle to survive. Whatever it is…it’s fucking sexy and reminds me of Larry Clark..but more importantly – all the affordable sex I’ve had in my life. To see the rest of the pics Click Here

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Madison Murray Posing with the Bieber Car of the Day

Florida based model Madison Murray …who I follow on Instagram and love because she always brings the funny, did some Guerrilla Style, Gonzo, Sneaky modelling by visiting the the rental car company LouLaVie that Bieber got his DUI car from before getting his DUI…and she did a little sneaky photoshoot with the same car Bieber got arrested in…all for jokes and that kind of guerrilla Modelling is the future…amazing… That said, I wonder if she sniffed the seats to see if she could still smell Bieber’s vagina on them…I know I would have…because he’s all the fucking rage, I think CNN covered his Toronto arrest and the fact he may lose his work Visa a total of 4 hours the last 24 hours…because no real world issues are happening…ridiculous…which is almost as bad as the Georgia snowstorm crisis coverage….when really all we should focus on is this babe on the Bieber car…because that’s the best this Bieber story has to offer, unless of course he loses his work visa and is stuck in Canada…which would make all of you very happy. FOLLOW Madison Murray on INSTAGRAM cuz she’s Awesome….

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Little Girl Playing with her Cat of the Day

Some woman posted this video of her niece playing with a cat on Youtube or Facebook…and shit went viral because I guess people LOVE seeing little girls playing with cats…I wish I had the source on this…because even as someone who hates cats…this is fucking evil…worse than what Chinese Restaurants do to cats…

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Miley Cyrus and Madonna Weirdness of the Day

For some reason….Miley Cyrus and Madonna is a huge fucking story…I am just gonna roll with that…and not focus on Madonna not aging gracefully or giving up…but rather holding on as pathetic as she can..because I guess to be a star is more than having all the money in the world…but rather about people giving these people attention…it’s all they care about…so lets give it to grandma den mother hooker…because she’s tricked us all and we should let her think she’s still pulling it off when she’s not…it’s funny like that.

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Emmanuelle Chriqui & Emily Osment on Set in Bikini Tops of the Day

Emmanuelle Chriqui and Haley Joel Osment are on set in a bikini…and they posted it to twitter and shit’s not very magical at all…they should be scissoring – provided Haley Joel got the chop and isn’t just a tucker…if you know what I mean…

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Weather Man Knees Kid in the Crotch of the Day

Some dude charges at a Weather man when he is on air…weather man knees dude in the crotch…that’s pretty much all you need to see here…I guess what it comes down to is that when you see people filming a news segment, you got to do something far more creative than charging a mother fucker…I mean flash your tits, or commit suicide, or really do something substantial….getting hit in the balls is just a fucking fail…

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Emily Ratajkowski for Revolve Clothing of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is starting to get over exposed…you know talked about too much, celebrated too much, up on some Kate Upton shit, but luckily for us, she’s not Kate Upton because Kate Upton is a fucking monster with a Muppet body…sent to confuse the world, but rather some interesting face, who is just trying to use her tits as a model to get more exposure to become an actor…something I am sure will happen, because this is her time to shine…and something I will fully support because I have a soft spot for this girl…she’s managed to do nude modelling in a way that other trashier girls have did Playboy in the 90s…you know to build a real career…and sure she doesn’t message me anymore or respond to my love letters…but that doesn’t mean the love on my end has or ever will die…these types of things are eternal…and here she is for some Clothing company…

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Rihanna’s In a Bikini on Instagram OMG! of the Day

The best thing about Rihanna posting bikini pics to her instagram is that I have made this shit a daily feature and people get so fucking mad at me about it because I am buying into her bullshit and giving her attention she craves…all you racist haters….don’t like a black booty in a bikini…because it is over exposed and too rich…but remember it’s still ghetto as shit. TO SEE HER IN A SEE THROUGH SHIRT CLICK HERE

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