I think this picture of Courtney Stodden is a friendly reminder that she exists, you know after all that press she’s got over the years to become famous for the sake of being famous…but more importantly, it’s a friendly reminder that she’s fucking perfect and the kind of girl I would sing love songs to, hoping she would give our love a chance…or at least use me for publicity when promoting her sex tape that you know needs to happen…it’s just a matter of her falling into a little more irrelevance…which will happen…it happens to all girls…even the most delicate angel sent from heaven like Courtney Stodden…
Panty flashes aren’t as exciting as they used to be…not that I ever was into this shit, I just built a website on it to really make my dot com billions…that turned out to be dot com hundreds…but was enough to pay for my drinking which for a hurt bag like me, is better than asking people on the street for quarters…. But there was a time, in 2005, the glory days of this blog and all blogs of this nature, where the panty flash was solid content and a good way for people to be like “What the fuck I see her panties…”….and today, we can see panties everywhere we go, making celebrity far less important, since everyone’s a rockstar and has the ability to flash their panties on the regular…and unless the panty flash involves a shit stain, or period stain or even a labia slip on an A-list it hardly matters…kinda like this Jasmin Walia..who is having a panty slip..for attention…but it is still a panty slip… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Kourtney Kardashian probably had another baby, I mean that’s what farm animal looking bitches do, they just shit out litter after litter…at least that’s what I am assuming happened because she’s only posting pics from her nipples up, because I assume she’s milk filled and loving it, but not so keen on the rest of her stretched out broken body, you know cuz she is a Kardashian, and even the hot ones have evil blood running through their veins…but tits are tits…so look at em…and try to analyze why she wasn’t the one with the sex tape, while the other fatter one was…I mean if you have absolutely nothing to do with your time….which I am gonna make a safe assumption that you don’t…. TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE
Britney Spears had sloppy tits in her 20s, before the kids, when she was rumoured to have implants, which maybe she admitted to having, but that she should have probably asked for a refund on, since implants aren’t supposed to look like mom tits at 20, but that was a decade ago and she’s an actual mom now, with actual tits, that I can assume aren’t in a bra, because they remind me of some tribal african National Geographic spread, but more white trash and scary… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
The only Grammy party I was invited to, seems to be the only one that really mattered, not because the most A-Listers were there, but because Joanna Krupa was there, something the average person wouldn’t really care about, and something one of her pervert fans from the 90s when she was really hot, would think happened a decade too late, but something her amazing attention seeking dress tells me nothing else in the world matters.. The party was put on by my good friends over at OK MAGAZINE …who do celebrity gossip and celebrity bikini pictures better than most…even though I hate celebrities and everything about them…even though I have a site based on celebrities…which I know makes no sense, but this isn’t about me, or the reasons I do what I do, or don’t do things I should do, like go to these parties to stare at this amazingness…focus on what’s important here…this motherfuckin’ dress yo…. BONUS THAT ISN’T REALLY A BONUS Backdoor Anal Squirt Whore Farrah Abraham Was There Too and No One Cared Because She Wasn’t Getting Backdoored and she wasn’t Squiting
Ireland Baldwin is clearly an attention seeker who has been trying to establish herself as a model or actor or who the fuck knows…but we do know she’s trying to break free from her Parent’s shadow..that’s why she hustles her twitter and instagram hard…but in using twitter and instagram…these girls can’t figure out why other girls have all the followers before realizing…it’s all because of the butt shots…like Jenn Selter’s dad isn’t huge star Alec Baldwin…and her mom isn’t Kim Basigner…so why the fuck does she have 2 million followers, while this entitled twat doesn’t…it’s cuz she strategically whores herself out…and I guess that’s what Ireland Baldwin is realizing that she has to do and that’s get in a bra, now that she’s 18…it’s time….to get in a bra and pretend you are showing off your hair cut…
As far as I’m concerned, the world don’t rotate on its axis, until Rihanna posts a half naked picture of herself for no real reason…other than she likes posting half naked pics of herself… I guess we can try to dissect her love of herself, the fact that she likes to see the likes on her pics blow the fuck up, when she is famous enough to post a pic of a fucking door knob, and have 200,000 idiots jump up and down and tell her how beautiful it is…meaning these half naked pics are totally unnecessary, but just an example of how much of a self involved cunt she actually is… The stories about her range but are not limited to she was a child prostitute in Barbados, so posting a bikini is far less intense than sucking a 60 year old’s dick for a Roti…or whatever she was charging back then… But instead of trying to figure out the puzzle of Rihanna, a bitch we don’t know, and never will know, who doesn’t have the talent to really carry her career, but luckily the general public are idiots…we can just look at her cries for attention…because I like when they happen…
Either Beyonce is starving herself for attention…You know cuz Jay Z still fucks with his prized pig Rihanna and all the other money making or aspiring money making popstars under his watch…you know the groupie bitches who want his big old lips on their clits…and any wife back home with the kids, especially an egotistical cunt like Beyonce, who feels like she was sent here from heaven to save the world one shitty pop song at a time, wants a little attention to feel like having his baby didn’t ruin her in his eyes…because when you have all the money in the world, male attention erases the truth that you’re getting old and washed up…and that one day you’ll be as shitty as Madonna, walking out on stage with a cane like some evil villain in a Christmas movie… CLICK HERE FOR ALL THINGS GRAMMYS IT’LL BE UPDATED AS THE PICS COME OUT Or…her costume is made of some state of the art technologies, I’m talking million dollar space age spans that make her body look good enough to fuck…which is something I have a hard time believing cuz even in her prime she wasn’t hot…but here and now..in this outfit…post pregnancy…even knowing it is Beyonce..the devil woman…I’m into it…and that upsets me more than Mackelmore’s gay scam that people are buying into even though it’s clearly just a marketing hook, using a relevant storyline people can relate to in some Glee meets Sesame Street bullshit… CLICK HERE FOR ALL THINGS GRAMMYS IT’LL BE UPDATED AS THE PICS COME OUT That said..the Grammys are a fucking scam, stop making these idiots richer, support local musicians, and turn off your radios and read a fucking book, these puppets are self absorbed pieces of money grubbing shit that you continually feed the egos of, even though they do nothing good for society except peddle products we don’t fucking need… Here’s Beyonce’s ass…. If you don’t like that…here’s PINK built like a gymnast tank…in a leotard hanging from the ceiling cuz that’s her act that she’s milked as hard as she can…but at least she can sing…which is more than most of these other idiots can say for themselves CLICK HERE FOR ALL THINGS GRAMMYS IT’LL BE UPDATED AS THE PICS COME OUT If you don’t like that, maybe you like pug faced, overrated, but not really since she’s never been paid to model, but does have half of John Legend’s money and is probably holding both of his non-existent eyes hostage….who managed to have a spot light shined on her while he sang a love song…like she fucking matters because she has the motherfucker by the balls…showing some of her tits like a hooker, because that is essentially what she is…when she’s not pretending to be a bikini model that Sports Illustrated constantly books… CLICK HERE FOR ALL THINGS GRAMMYS IT’LL BE UPDATED AS THE PICS COME OUT
My favorite thing about sad covered asses on the beach is the idea of it being a girl who just accidentally shit herself because she’s love control of her bowels from all the anal sex she’s been having…and not because of food poisoning, because food poising isn’t as fun the think about as anal…especially when we are talking about a Victoria’s Secret model money making ass that is borderline perfect…otherwise it wouldn’t get paid to wear underwear… Her name is Candice Swanepoel, she’s losing her appeal a bit, but I’m still down…and since this is my site, I guess that’s all that matters.
CANADA DOESN’T WANT HIM BACK, WE GAVE HIM TO USHER FOR A REASON …. Sure, I agree that the little twat deserves to be deported like other Visa holders and Greencard holders who committed lesser crimes. I agree he is a horrible influence on the youth…and when he is in the States he has a bigger reach and thus affects the kids in Canada too…it’s a trickle down effect…however..we still don’t want him back…dead maybe…but not back…so… DO NOT SIGN THIS PETITION …
