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Emily Osment Does Bondage of the Day

I have always assumed that Emily Osment was a sexual deviant…you know totally dysfunctional and fucked up thanks to being born Haley Joel Osment, academy award nominee, who no one cared about after he hit puberty, until he got breast implants and put on a dress… You know the kind of tranny, who like so many other trannies, is just a fucking dirt, broken down person, who has weird sex with married men and themselves…from inserting big objects to sucking their own dicks..just google tranny porn, and it’ll give you a whole new perspective of that chick down the street who was born a dude…because to cut off your own dick, your sex organ, you gotta have some serious fucking issues.. Issues, that make being cuffed to a bed, pretty vanilla, but at least she’s giving us a taste of how freaky she gets…you know as a Disney chick, her career only allows so much.

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Kelly Hall Tits for Page 3 of the Day

Kelly Hall is a Page 3 Idol winner, which I guess is a big deal in the UK for a girl who aspires to be a titty model, because it means getting on the map and into the daily paper as the tits of the year, at least I assume that’s the case, because these tits has that as her twitter bio…. I don’t find her all that hot, at least not in these shitty, generic pics, but she does have tits that she thinks are good enough to use to get ahead and she is willing to use them…and more girls should follow her lead because I want to see her tits..

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Taylor Momsen’s Ass for Promotional Reasons of the Day

When Taylor Momsen was 17, she was getting a lot of attention, but decided to dropout of acting, to focus on her rock career, even though her acting career was probably more lucrative…making the average girl who wished she was Taylor Momsen think “WTF bitch, you’re on TV, milk it, your music sucks, stop trying to prove that you’re multi-talented”….you know typical teenage angst behavior that you probably masturbate sometimes, like when your neighbor’s daughter is tanning during the summer… When Taylor Momsen turned 18, no one cared about her lingerie performances, because in the States, 18 means your sex appeal diminishes, you fucking perverts….so now, a few years later, she’s posting ass pics to promote her music, because she hasn’t thrown the towel in on it….and I can only hope this fails, and leads to sex tapes and porno…because that’s what I actually want to see…and it’s all about me motherfuckers…even though I know she’ll likely just get back into acting before that…. That said..she’s pretty exhausting…I just like sitting on my couch…all this work, and jobs and trying takes away from what is important, and that is imagining her ass spread so I can see into her soul..

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Taylor Momsen’s Ass for Promotional Reasons of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Leaving the Gym in a Hot Outfit of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is one of the more solid models out there…and I am not saying that because I am a bald guy who references her every time I am feeling sad and alone…you know insecure about my hairline…blaming it for no one loving me…and saying to myself “Shit, that Rosie Huntington nude model, turned transformers Megan Fox, chick dates a bald guy, I have hope…” like she’s a beacon of hope …because even if I was bald, I would have enough sense to realize her bald boyfriend, who she has been with forever, and who probably cums in places on her body you can only wish you would one day see, if only nude modeling involved spread asshole…is rich and famous and ripped and rich and famous and ripped and that is more important than having hair.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Leaving the Gym in a Hot Outfit of the Day

Ashley Tisdale Ass in Jeans for the Seahawks of the Day

Ashley Tisdale, like all low levels, despite being very popular, despite not deserving that popularity because she is not hot, took to the internet to pose a pic of her little ass in jeans, supporting her team, or the winning team…to piss off all the 49ers fans…hopefully enough that they maul her…it’ll do her butter face…good…even though I can assume she doesn’t watch football, but figures, she does when it comes to Super Bowl photo opportunities to get people talking…and that’s exactly what I am going to do…because I don’t have shit else going on…even though I am Canadian and football doesn’t exist to me…that’s how sad, lonely and pathetic my life is…writing nothing about nothing…when I could be productive doing something.

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Ashley Tisdale Ass in Jeans for the Seahawks of the Day

Instagram Creepin’ Cassandra Dawn of the Day

Her name is Cassandra Dawn and creeping her instagram is how I am ringing in Martin Luther King day, even though she’s not black, but motherfucker, she inspires me and makes me want to stand on a podium and inspire you with my very own I had a dream speech…that would probably include descriptive sex scenes like I was that bitch who wrote 50 Shades of Grey, only a little darker…straight from the basement level rape alley of my soul… Here are some of her instagram pics to start my day at 4 pm EST. CLICK HERE TO FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM

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Dude Rocks a PCP and Meth Controlled Experiment of the Day

This is obviously an old video, but it doesn’t mean it’s not fantastic footage of some dude smoking meth and PCP in a controlled experiment while I guess his brain waves are being tracked but more importantly, where he rocks the fuck out…and as much as I wouldn’t want to be sitting next to him on a long haul flight anywhere, this makes me want to smoke meth and PCP like it was still the 80s…cuz shit makes a boring pathetic life pretty fucking fun…

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Coco’s Ass for Instagram of the Day

Fat ass Coco has the classiest instagram because she is the classiest person. She lives a life of luxury, you know up on multi-millionaire, expensive car, good fucking life fit for royalty, yet she looks more broken down than the most broken down hooker in Vegas during the porn convention… I am a fan.

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Rihanna’s Bikini Pics of the Day

Rihanna posted these bikini pics to her instagram, because Rihanna isn’t happy enough being a billion dollar making pop star who doesn’t deserve to be a popstar, but has fucked the system regardless…and is more into being a bikini model, who guys jerk off to, because her dad never hugged her enough…and that works for me.

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I have a Crush on the Dirty Diaper Eater of the Day

Keyshia is my crush of the day…because she’s fucking crazy… She’s a baby piss drinking dirty diaper sucking freak who I am going to assume is fully lying and a hired actor down on her luck because of the smile on her face while she sucks the piss out of a diaper…despite not having kids…making me wonder where she finds the pee filled diapers to being with…but that I am going to assume are found by the guy who handles props since TV is all staged… I just wonder where we are at in society, that this kind of thing is produced, or even sensationalized or talked about. What happened to having some dignity in your weirdo behavior, keep it to your self – feel guilty – hope you don’t get caught… All this to say, I’m in love.

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