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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Ass at the Grocery Store of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely was out doing some grocery shopping and it turned out that even when she does menial housewife tasks that she should be doing instead of making millions of dollars getting naked or half naked in front of the camera…you know because of her vagina…she still looks pretty fucking good…like that she’s having her own personal fashion show…because I guess she’s one of those high maintenance girls who knows her looks are important, they pay the bills, so she’s not about to leave the house looking unkempt, because of a fear it will ruin everything, without realizing that even if she left the house with a diaper on, covered in shit, after a night of gang rape role playing she’d still be a fucking dime. Either way, lets look at her ass doing chores…even if we can google her ass and see her ass. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Cara Delevingne, Malgosia Bela, Liu Wen for La Perla of the Day

Oh shit…it’s it girl Cara Delevingne and she’s modelling some lingerie for La Perla… I don’t really give a fuck about her, I’m not all hung up on her like every company that hires her is….I only really think she’s got something to offer because she’s french, and not because of her look everyone is hooked on, because french girls have anal on the first date, that’s usually not even a date, but more of a meeting at a bar…and that’s some “we’re into sexual things as a culture because sex is awesome”…that I can appreciate…even if she’s not nude in these pics…and even if I don’t know who the other models are…they are still half naked and that’s worth looking at….even if she probably isn’t worth what she was paid to be in these pics we are looking at….

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Cara Delevingne, Malgosia Bela, Liu Wen for La Perla of the Day

Camille Rowe in a Bathing Suit in Australia of the Day

CAMILLE ROWE was a NAKED MODEL who Victoria’s Secret has abducted as they do when these topless models start getting traction…and now she’s all in bikinis and shit…not nude…forcing us to look at her face and realize she looks a lot like a giant penis… You see girls, being topless always makes you have a prettier face. It’s a fact. Stop the plastic surgery. Just go topless. Here’s the proof. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Selena Gomez Does a Halftime Cameltoe of the Day

I read someone tweet about Selena Gomez doing this halftime show performance, and they were all offended that she got “Lip Plumper”….that I assume they were making reference to her face lips because every bitch, especially in Hollywood gets fillers to look more erotic…however in this case, thanks to her shorts that are one size too small and jacked up her BEIBER HOLE…they could be making reference to her other lips that along with her ass definitely look plump, but I doubt have anything to do with her taking a vacuum to them and everything to do with her just being a good eater. I’ve seen Springbreakers…I know what’s up…and I feel like emotionally eating your way through life after having experienced sex with Bieber is ok…because sometimes donuts are the only way out of rock bottom…even if the rumours that he’s got a huge dick are true…he’s still Justin Beiber and that’s gotta be the worst for a girl like Selena, who isn’t a Brazilian tranny, but a Disney star with options… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE and CLICK HERE While this was going on…Bieber, the penis that has been inside this camel toe’s bodyguard was harassing paparazzi in australia…

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Wisdom Teeth Medicated Patient Wants Ass and Titties of the Day

I can relate to this kid. All I want is ass and titties, only I don’t need my wisdom teeth removed to let the people around me know…cuz ass and titties is all that fucking matters… I never trust these wisdom teeth videos, but this one’s good because it’s up on some DJ Funk kick and I’m always down for some good old DJ Assault etroit Booty House..

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Emily Didonato Hot for Vogue Italia of the Day

EMILY DiDonato was a TOPLESS MODEL … I would assume that she’s got a dick, because she did date Jake Gyellenhaal, and he’s a fucking woman, I know first hand…not because I’ve finger banged or prison raped him, I’ve just seen him throw a tantrum….and know that no grown man handles life like that. I guess it’s possible that Jake is doing sideline work making no-name models a little more household by pretending to fuck them… I guess it doesn’t matter…because here’s this one posing with Kate Upton, or is that a Kardashian, I can never tell farm animals apart, but this Emily chick is being the hot one in the pic so look at her, nothing else matters.

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Dude Fakes His Wedding Proposal of the Day

You, like me, probably hate proposal videos. But this one is different. This one makes fun of proposal videos…even if it’s probably produced by Jimmy Kimmel and these are paid actors…it’s going to go viral.. The story is that this dude’s girlfriend was creeping on his shit as girls do…because girls are insane and she found out he was going to propose to her….so he decided to prank the snooping bitch…while getting his friends to film them in perfect situations where someone would propose, only to not propose..and as much as I think marriage is the fucking devil that will rob you of your freedom and life for no real reason…that is impossible to escape…usually with the person you don’t love at all…it’s a well done video because not everything is throat fucking porn, or Kanye Video Remixes with Seth Rogan…that people find hilarious when clearly anyone with a brain wouldn’t…but some things are just clever mind fucking jokes I approve of… From the shoe tie fake, to the middle of restaurant announcement, to the random love songs by buskers on the side of the road…This dude did good and I am sure you’ll be seeing him on Ellen, or maybe this is all a Thanksgiving Kimmel prank…but it’s gonna go viral. I didn’t watch the whole thing…but I hope it ends in a bloody murder…that is what proposal videos are missing. If you don’t like that…. If you don’t like proposal videos….Here’s video of a dude get sucker punched and ending up with brain damage… Or maybe you prefer redneck wood splitting…because an axe is totally inconvenient…but modifying your car just makes sense… Or maybe you prefer a mentally ill dude getting smoked by Toronto Police 2 years ago

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Jennifer Lopez Showing her Nipple of the Day

I’m thankful these J.Lo mom nipple in her 50s slip from a photoshoot…aren’t J.Lo mom pussy slips… Not because I fear pussy, but because I fear J.Lo pussy… It’s one of those pussies that I am sure eats you up and spits you out…leaving you confused and wondering what just happened….because how else did she get this famous with average looks and average booty…it’s gotta stem from the pussy’s evil powers…

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Courtney Stodden Hot in a Brunette Wig of the Day

Courtney Stodden may not be a mastermind, but I have been trying to be her next husband because she clearly has very little taste and does what she does for attention and strategyy to get in the tabloids…I don’t know what her end goal is, but I assume it’s get as many people to notice her as possible, because it feels nice being talked about…cuz I am pretty sure she made more money when she worked at the strip club before she changed her birth certificate to say she’s not 35. I’ve already submitted the proposal, pitch, business plan, etc…it’s with her people, and while I wait, I’ll stare at her sex doll sized tits posing in a brown wig being seductive and amazing on her quest of being a relevant irrelevant barbie doll no one wants to collect like a creepy diner working trailer park living 60 year old, but me..

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Vanessa Hudgens Ass for Marie Claire of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens may have been fat and half naked in Spring Breakers while re-inventing her career from being a Disney molested kid raped by the industry and the execs hard enough that she knew how to take and leak nudes of her and her hairy little chipmunk vagina to the internet in protest… You know, the talk of the industry for a few days last year…after being the talk of the industry for a few years after the nudes were leaked… But now that it’s all said and done, she’s gotta master her hustle and figure out where to go, and luckily that involves this GIF made from the behind the scenes of some shoot in September…where she’s on her stomach, the position you want any chubby girl you’re fucking to be in, so that you don’t have to look at the wrinkle in time that is her belly.. Hot GIF… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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