Monika Jagaciak is some hot Polish model….who I think walked the runway for Victoria’s Secret this year, but I can’t be too sure because I don’t really give a fuck about all those interchangeable girls, I just look at their half naked pics in anger because this billion dollar empire takes willing, eager models who they own, and don’t get them fully naked, juggling or doing other dancing monkey shit…that they could get them doing…what a waste… Here are a lot of pics of her that I am posting for absolutely no reason…
OMG! A model who has made her career being half naked…and even naked sometimes…I’m talking titties for fashion back from before she was a mom..gets into a wet t-shirt for a photoshoot and people actually care..even though she’s 100 years old in model years…and seeing her pull this wet t-shirt thing off like a college girl…only old as fuck…is…fuck it…fuck it all to hell…it’s hot..I’ll give into this one…fuck you for winning wet white t-shirt fetish….I can’t be a hater at all times…sometimes even the most evil, soulless pricks need to love……
THIS SITE is amazing..and as far as I’m concerned they are the only site putting any thought into erotica…they are the only site coming at us with something of quality and not just smut…and it is all because they use girls who girls would probably masturbate to, because they are non-threatening and don’t look broken, if anything they look like legit models yet they still do adult content, because I guess as models, it’s hard to get work, and getting naked for fashion or getting naked like is is all the same thing to someone who loves being on camera…it’s that fine line that they crossed, but crossed it well and with style and I like it.. Even if it’s romantic lesbian porn pics, something I normally hate, I can fuck with these thanks to a thing I call loving naked girls, especially hot girls I like looking at in pics as foreplay… Here’s a taste of what they have for you… TO SEE THINGS GET WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE
Anmari Botha is some New Zealand model and like all models…and strippers…and really girls in general who crave male attention or getting ahead in any aspect of life…even just building her self esteem…she’s showing some nipple..a nipple that you probably couldn’t masturbate to because we are all desensitized freaks who need to delve into weirdness..unless we’ve come full circle and jerking off to nipple is that weirdness..which wouldn’t be so bad…considering the other weirdnesses available to us… I’m just happy to say, I’ve seen her tits. I feel like it brings us closer together…and paves a foundation for love…even though these pics are boring!
I figure if you’re going to make basic internet videos, you know redoing something that your friend’s mom was doing last year…you might as well make it a little more “epic” or hardcore… I mean that’s kinda the whole point of the fucking internet as far as I’m concerned…always moving forward into deeper and darker places… I guess this guy is on the same page as me because when he does the cinnamon challenge…a played out youtube prank…he has his friend pepper spray him…in what may be one of the dumbest acts around…and that may have have resulted in his death…which would probably be deserved because despite being funny as shit…you have to be a real idiot to pull this off…
If a celebrity’s tit falls out of her shirt that she’s wearing with no bra because she wants her tit to fall out or doesn’t care whether her tit falls out…does it make a sound, and by sound I mean does it fucking matter… If that celebrity tit belongs to a top model, who has really only been in one movie, designed to prove that Megan Fox is a talentless whore…but has been in countless photoshoots, does it fucking matter… I am going to go with no, we’re all desensitized and don’t care about anything by penetration or death, there’s just too much shit going on online to even bother, but it’s ok to look at for a few seconds and say “oh hey there’s a nipple on a model that I’ve seen before, oh she bangs a bald dude cuz he’s rich and ripped, oh she’s lovely as fuck”…and then that moment is gone…and we all move on…so move on… Rosie Huntington-Whitely, NSFW Rosie Huntington-Whitely Nipples of the Day If a celebrity’s tit falls out of her shirt that she’s wearing with no bra because she wants her tit to fall out or doesn’t care whether her tit falls out…does it make a sound, and by sound I mean does it fucking matter… If that celebrity tit belongs to a top model, who has really only been in one movie, designed to prove that Megan Fox is a talentless whore…but has been in countless photoshoots, does it fucking matter… I am going to go with no, we’re all desensitized and don’t care about anything by penetration or death, there’s just too much shit going on online to even bother, but it’s ok to look at for a few seconds and say “oh hey there’s a nipple on a model that I’ve seen before, oh she bangs a bald dude cuz he’s rich and ripped, oh she’s lovely as fuck”…and then that moment is gone…and we all move on…so move on… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I don’t know if this is a viral video yet, or if it every will be, because german dudes in the alps is not very American, and America runs the internet, except maybe with that what the fox says video…but I’m going to assume that there is no scientific way that a dude doing weird stunts with his skis would be filmed doing weird stunts with his skis…and even if he did the chances of it flying 20 feet in the air through a bus window is as bullshit as the Jimmy KImmel twerk…but I like the fact that the public are idiots…and buy into everything they see…and I like to perpetuate the lie….and that’s why I am posting this…
Kate Moss is one of my favorites…and here is her her Playboy spread…that is really fucking tame considering KATE MOSS IS ALWAYS NAKED in her spare time…and in fashion shoots..I’ve practically seen her uterus…but here’s the pics anyway…even though she’s old and tired…and better things have happened back in her prime…but this still happened… Playboy hates when you post their pics – I expect a lawyer’s letter in 10 minutes.. Here are the pics
Her name is Brandy Aniston and I’ve never heard of her, but apparently she’s a big adult star who is more than just an adult star, if there is such thing as being more than just a adult star once you are an adult star, since being an adult star is everything that matters…She hosts “In With Aniston” a show on Vivid Radio which can be found at 5 pm PST, 8 PM EST, on Vivid Radio – Sirius XM 102 and I was asked to be a Guest… You see, I run the single most relevant site on the internet, and I agreed to do it, because I am trying to get a DrunkenStepfather.com Radio show of my own, I pitched Vivid Radio months ago on the best thing to happen to the Radio since the Radio, but they keep rejecting my advances, kinda like most girls I try to sleep with….it’s okay to be scared at first but…I always win….but I guess they’ll find out tonight…. Check me out at 5 pm Pacific and 8 pm Eastern on Vivid Radio on Sirius XM 102…I’ll be the one hypnotizing you with my words… I repeat…I will be on Vivid Radio today…and it will change your life…found on Sirius XM 102… See you there and if you’re a girl who wants to have live phone sex with me, I am very good at it, you can call in at 1 855-99-VIVID…call in. It’ll be nice to show the Radio how much we matter…
I guess the Catholic church is up to some kind of PR Stunt, you know trying to take away the fact that they are pedophiles, but rather put focus on good, if giving some random waiter 10,000 dollars for his cocaine addiction is really doing good… You know, let Santa be the pedophile for a change, and anonymous acts of kindness for the lord and saviour take some of the heat… Sure this could just be some kind of prank, but there’s an instagram floating around called TipsForJesus and it made me laugh, because looking at the receipts, I can’t help but wonder why whoever this holier than thou 10,000 dollar tipper is rocking’ out a 6,000 dollar bill before the tip at some Chicago restaurant in the first place…seems pretty excessive…like maybe there’s some serious drinking involved…and dude has money to throw around… Either way…it’s gone viral..because it’ a good heart warming story to idiots everywhere…. Visit the INSTAGRAM
