We call this “I’m too fat for people to see me from up close”…selfie that I probably photoshopped and didn’t actually selfie but rather had someone take of me…who I kept instructing to move further and further back to ensure getting in the scenery while making her imperfections…and she’s got a lot of them…seem non existent.
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Vanessa Hudgens Bikinis from a Distance of the Day
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Not only does Emmy Rossum really not matter, because she’s a low level actress who is hardly hot….you know the kind of actor you shouldn’t even care about when she does a sex tape…so doing a “panty” shoot for Esquire is hardly interesting from her…the only reason anyone knows she exists is because she’s naked on TV every week, assuming her show is still on the air, so maybe she has a few creeper fans, I mean we all do, even me….but those fans are better off looking at her sex scenes on Shameless than this boring Esquire shit because at least you can kinda jerk off to simulated sex, while panties are just fucking dull…this is like bringing a girl home from the bar, and making her dress up in a snow suit for you to get off..it makes no sense…bitch gets naked, keep her naked… Sidenote, she’s blocked me on twitter and instagram and that hurts my feelings…
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Emmy Rossum for Esquire of the Day
I think the logical, expected step for Miley and her twerking marketing campaign this time of year would be to twerk on a dude dressed like Santa….and I wouldn’t really think it was a Sac-Religious as the people who are saying it is Sac-Religious, you know the grannies who show up to tree lighting events in t-shirts that read “I Believe” with a picture of Santa on it…because they have no fucking clue… Santa as a whole is in fact Sac-Religious…an icon created by Coca Cola using the letters SATAN to create a fat drunk red bloated pedo who really wants kids on his laps.. breaks into naughty little girls’ and boys houses and eats their cookies…while gifting good girls and boys…because they don’t tell on his touches the other 364 days of the year…even though gifts from strangers always come with conditions… Christmas is to celebrate Christ…what’s going on here isn’t shitting on the Holiday spirit, like a homeless guy shitting himself on a bus, it’s just making the commercialized part of X-Mas better…because twerking special…especially when white girls do it. Here’s the shitty video… And Another One TO SEE MORE PICS OF THIS CLICK HERE
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Miley Cyrus VS X-Mas of the Day
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I may have a bad reputation of perpetuating “unrealistic” body images, that are realistic if you put in some fucking work and watch what you eat, develop a drug addiction, work out like a fiend, actually try to take care of yourself…you know where I celebrate the model diet of cocaine, cigarettes, semen and diet coke…. However, I am married to a fat chick and she disgusts me mainly based on her smell alone…so I can’t be that bad… More importantly. I am all about pictures of fat girls in bikinis, or fat girls in bikinis, not so much for sexual reasons, but for entertainment purposes…because fat is fucking funny aesthetically and I am all about that shit….true story…even if I don’t want to have sex with it… Her name is Chanelle Hayes and she was a Glamour Model at one point in time, a Big Brother UK contestant, and now she’s a mom and an eater not scared to show off something that the world generally shuns, unless it is the government, fast food and healthcare companies who want us fat, sick and lazy…. Oh and don’t ever think that this isn’t her whoring, I mean whoring is her whole fucking existence, and she’s clearly either hustling a TV show, or a fitness sponsor or anyone who will pay her…because that’s her thing…here are the pics..
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Lindsay Vonn is an Olympian who has sex with Tiger Woods because I guess she likes billionaires whether they fuck hookers or not. I mean there could be way worse things in life than a billionaire who fucks hookers…like maybe a billionaire who fucks trannies…or a billionaire who fucks little kids…or a billionaire who murders homeless people and fucks their bodies who no one notices gone mission…. I mean, she’s a pro skier, and pro skiers, who are built like tanks kinda act like dudes and are around dudes all the time that they get dudes…because they are practically dudes….which may not be the hottest thing, but when showing up in lingerie, it doesn’t seem so bad…a thick and muscular and ready to throw down…all filled with testosterone… If anything the fact that she dates a dude to begin with is wild in and of itself…meaning she probably bangs the hookers with him…that’s why they work…and who are we to judge….and here she is doing some pre-Olympic media.
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Lindsey Vonn’s Ripped Olympic for The Red Bulletin Body of the Day
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The bad thing about being in Miami is knowing that Lindsay Lohan is here, in her bikini, because I love Lindsay Lohan and all she has to offer the world… But the other thing about Lindsay Lohan, in her bikini, barely showing off that bod as she’s suffocating her tits, with some dude I guess she’s fucking, let’s call him number 1478, because when it comes to Lohan’s vagina, shit is like a factory turnstile, just counting to see how many people have rolled through….I want to be 1479. The last and most important bad thing about Lohan in her bikini, is not the smell, but rather seeing her on her phone, intentionally ignoring me, hiding from me, acting too cool for me and hurting my feelings…because all it would take is two minutes of her time to set up a little cuddle session for old times… Lohan, we are in the same city, I feel your presence…the connected at the soul force is too much and it’s glorious…no wait..that’s just my hangover dripping down my leg… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
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I love Amanda Bynes…who you may remember as being the girl thrown into rehab to get out of going to jail while attempting to salvage a career and public image…even if her freakout behavior was the best thing she could have done for her irrelevant self…you know get into the mind of the public, make them believe while showing off some implants, and in turn going to rehab and coming out a new person… I think she’s fucking fantastic and I am happy to stare at her ass…now that she’s released from rehab and capable of being back to her old self…but luckily she’s still trapped in the prison that is her mind…so good things are to come…literally. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
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Amanda Bynes Post Rehab Butt Shot of the Day
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I love Amanda Bynes…who you may remember as being the girl thrown into rehab to get out of going to jail while attempting to salvage a career and public image…even if her freakout behavior was the best thing she could have done for her irrelevant self…you know get into the mind of the public, make them believe while showing off some implants, and in turn going to rehab and coming out a new person… I think she’s fucking fantastic and I am happy to stare at her ass…now that she’s released from rehab and capable of being back to her old self…but luckily she’s still trapped in the prison that is her mind…so good things are to come…literally. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
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Amanda Bynes Post Rehab Butt Shot of the Day
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This makes me laugh…some dude was on a bridge about to Jump and some chick took a selfie with him…it’s the best selfie ever and I would have done the same fucking thing because this is a me mentality world we live in…always producing content for our social media…and more importantly, who gives a fuck about some suicidal asshole…it’s not like she can get up there and save him, so she might as well seize the fucking moment and end up on the cover of the newspaper…this is selfie was the biggest thing ever for her and I think I’m in love..
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