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Samantha Gradovile is Amazing in GQ UK of the Day

I posted THESE NAKED PICS OF SAMANTHA GRADOVILLE FOR VOGUE or some other fashion magazine, because in the event you didn’t know this, fashion is all about the nudity, because nudity is so anti-fashion, making it ironic, and ironic is so in, and I’m not fucking complaining, I love tricking hot models into getting naked as much as the net guys…not that this Samantha chick, who is American, despite not being 400 pounds, covered in greasy acne, and eating a burger or fried chicken or a bag of chips, which threw me off too..and she’s amazing…this time of GQ UK and not naked, but still lovely.

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Rihanna’s Instagram Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

The interesting thing about Rihanna is that she doesn’t need magazines to do photoshoots for her anymore…she’s bigger than the fucking magazines and press is just a waste of her time…she’s her own fucking empire and can just put the shit out on her instagram and make shit pop.. Rihanna is the biggest fucking thing out there now and here she is posting pics of some random shoot that I am going to assume is for her instagram exclusively, because why the fuck else would they upload dozens of pics to the shit…I mean I guess due to narcism but in her defence, she’s from the fucking caribbean and was a loser growing up, but not the entire world loves her and throws money at her, it’s kinda hard to stay grounded and not thing you’re some messenger sent from heaven to bless the world with your bikini pics, it just can’t be possible that she ever thinks she doesn’t deserve this, because if she did, her handlers would be failing the record label, bitch needs to think and believe that she is important and that what she does betters the fucking world..and I guess these pics probably don’t represent that…but they are still worth looking at…because you know if a girl you worked with uploaded a dozen bikini pics to her instagram you’d think “what the fuck is wrong with Jenny”…then you’d probably masturbate to them….and ask yourself “what the fuck is wrong with me”….

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Best Chinese Gossip of the Day

This is a pretty funny story that involves a Chinese business man, a Chinese model, 16,000 dollars and breast milk… I mean I’m not too up to speed on Chinese, but from what the article says, this dude paid some mom model to breast feed him for 16,000 dollars, and the pictures went viral, because I guess that’s a weird thing to want to do, but in Asian countries, it seems pretty normal…but then again I am the kind of guy who tries to convince all my friends with kids to let me breast feed off their baby mommas because I am intrigued with what breast milk tastes like, it’s nutritional value, and most importantly, sucking tits pretending it is for science and not to get off…

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Victoria Justice is on All Fours of the Day

I don’t really know who Victoria Justice is, or what all the hype around her is, I just know she’s some Child star in her 20s, who older creepy dudes lust after, because she’s on TV, and I guess because when forced to watch kids shows with your kids, you start trying to find the one character you’d have sex with, which happened to be this one…. I also don’t really know why she’d post this pic of her on all fours, maybe she’s a cock tease, maybe she just likes being silly, but I do know that the dudes checking her out are fucking jokes…busted creeping’…it’s just too bad they aren’t real creepers jerking off to her antics….cuz that’d be a better photobomb….

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The Tumpet Wars of the Day

I don’t really know what’s going on here, but there seems to be some trumpet war going on, where some dude loses his mind when a dude plays his trumpet on the street corner…I kinda like his rant calling a dude a mediocre, talentless piece of shit who is self involved and ruining the silence…and the dude doesn’t back down, but you know what..it’s actually kind of genius, why should some asshole who can’t book a gig be on the side of the road polluting our lives with his shit busking, because it’s a free world? Fuck that…motherfucker needs to be told, making this dude awesome.

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The Tumpet Wars of the Day

The Tumpet Wars of the Day

I don’t really know what’s going on here, but there seems to be some trumpet war going on, where some dude loses his mind when a dude plays his trumpet on the street corner…I kinda like his rant calling a dude a mediocre, talentless piece of shit who is self involved and ruining the silence…and the dude doesn’t back down, but you know what..it’s actually kind of genius, why should some asshole who can’t book a gig be on the side of the road polluting our lives with his shit busking, because it’s a free world? Fuck that…motherfucker needs to be told, making this dude awesome.

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s Weird See Through of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is my favorite kind of actor…because she’s not an actor, but rather a model, who looks amazing modelling, and who makes money doing all kinds of side-line fashion work, but who every once in a while jumps into a movie to say “hey this acting thing is a fucking joke, even a model can do it”…and for some reason, that makes me happy, because if you ever talk to an actor, they’ll tell you just how hard it is to act, because they don’t want other people jumping in on their fucking scam…it’s like tell everyone it’s hard, make awards around it, make it seem exclusive and for the top tier, never let anyone know it’s a fucking joke…otherwise this little empire we’ve built will be ruined!!! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Amy Hood Naked for Purple by Stacey Mark of the Day

Amy Hood is some up and coming actress or model who you have probably never heard of and she’s rocking’ out in Purple magazine totally naked with a beautiful and luxurious bush, something I am a huge fan of, because bush is the accessory all vagina needs….but that is slowly going extinct thanks to laser hair removal thanks to the fucking pharma industry making hair bitches feel insecure about their hairy assholes…hairy assholes I’d like to eat…

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Jenna Dewan-Tatum’s Mom Body Does Self of the Day

Jenna Dewan-Tatum photshopped hard for Self magazine to show off her new mom body…because mom bodies generally don’t look like this…it just doesn’t make any fucking sense…but in defense of my theory on mom bodies, theories that are totally accurate, she’s wearing pants so the real damage is hidden…kept under wraps…strapped into panties…with duct…

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Eliza Doolittle Has a Stupid Name and a Stupider Dress…of the Day

Eliza Doolittle may have a stupid name…but she’s wearing a stupider dress, but not in stupid like she shouldn’t be wearing something like this, but stupid in the 80s hip hop way that means shit is pretty awesome because it shows off her little perky tits and little perky tits make for a good fucking time when you’ve got nothing better to do… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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