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Terri Seymour’s Upskirt of the Day

This is what happens when you get dumped by Simon Cowell and you are forced back into the life of a low level fame whore…after having a taste of the good life, the billionaire life, the private jet set celebrity life…you end up leaving parties wasted and spread eagled hoping someone will notice…preferably the media so that some rich Russian, or rich anyone will reach out to her and try to make her their wife…. I guess she thinks that since Since Simon Cowell used her as a beard, there are other’s out there for her, even though I just see her as a failed gold digger…and really if she’s not good enough for Simon Cowell, she’s pretty much not good enough for anyone… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Some Rihanna Underwater Bikini Erotica of the Day

I am into Rihanna’s self produced erotica and I don’t know why but I know I can’t help it…I mean I know she’s not the hottest girl out there, I know that her body isn’t the greatest, I know her talent and success are pretty much totally mutually exclusive..,meaning she shouldn’t be this famous based on her singing, dancing, or even look…but in some kind of deal making with the devil…she is… I guess that she knows it, and that is the reason she keeps up the exhibitionism, it brings back memories of her sucking the dick to the top…and even more confusing than her fame, from shanty to 22 million dollar condo in Barbados is that I buy into her bullshit…. I blame the self shot bikini pics, that are almost unnecessary because she’s so fucking famous, which makes the fact that she does them pretty hype, and I guess I am that easy to win over… Here are the pics she just posted…while I go drink…

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Some Rihanna Underwater Bikini Erotica of the Day

Lauren Hastings Titties for Jason Lee Perry of the Day

I am Facebook friends with photographer Jason Lee Perry, so I’ve seen a lot of his pics over the years… I am also Facebook friends with Lauren Hastings, and I have been for a very very long time, we’ve had a bunch of what were probably creepy conversations, but have never actually met in person, which is probably one of life’s great tragedies, because based on these topless pics of her, I would totally try to get her pregnant…and spend the rest of my life with her… I think our love affair started back in 2007 when Lauren was just an LA girl doing the occasional commercial modelling job, who had her clothes stolen by Lohan, something I would totally do, if it was dirty…preferably panties, back when Lohan was just starting out with her stealing shit from people…and It started from being ignored by her then, to being ignored by her now, we’re here…she’s worked the scene proper, has far more followers and relevance even though she’s older and I believe she’s gonna seriously, finally, hit big…and I support that because girls who ignore me turn me on the most, especially when I can stare at their titties… She’s hot enough to pull it off, and I like staring at her hipster nudes…now I just need to figure out how to make her love me… Here’s their lovely shoot that I want to get pregnant…

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Lauren Hastings Titties for Jason Lee Perry of the Day

Georgia May Jagger for Terry Richardson of the Day

I am a fan of Georgia May Jagger and her model/rockstar genes, not because I’ve been a Rolling Stone fan for years and want to experience the least gay way to get to genetically the same lips as Jagger, something I am sure Gene Simmons’ daughter goes through with his crazy fans all the time….and not because I am I’m old enough to really remember Jerry Hall’s modelling, because she was working in a time when I was probably having sex with Mexican prostitutes in Mexico, and not reading the fashion magazines like some kind of poofter…I am a fan of Georgia May Jagger because she’s got a great name, and an even better look, her trust fund may also make her the kind of girl you’d want to K-Fed, but I am more into the fact that she isn’t a fame whore or gold digger, she’s got money and is just being hot for her own hustle, which to me is amazing…she was probably raised to be awesome, around cool people, in cool places, with the perfect level of daddy issues from him never being around, to understanding that guys like to spread their seed across many women…not to mention she’s been knee deep in the party forever…making her the prized fuckin hen at the county fair we call life…and I want to get her pregnant…if only the internet could make that love happen for me

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Back of Truck Comedian Fail of the Day

I don’t know where this video was shot, or when it was shot, I just know it happened, it is in another immigrant language and it’s ridiculous. From my deep investigative journalism approach to this video, I watched it and saw a topless dude trying to make people laugh with some chick he was in the back of a truck with, in what I assumed was going to be a little public sex video that I would have definitely watched, but rather became a fail video, that I will still watch, because lets face it, assholes trying to be funny, getting owned by fate, make them actually funny..which is ultimately what they were going for, it just happened in a better way that their retard ass intended for it…. If you don’t like that, here’s a dude ambushing his neighbor’s dog with an air horn to keep it from crapping in the yard… Or maybe you prefer this Woman Driver

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Lady Discharges Taser on TV of the Day

If you don’t like seeing an idiot woman playing with a taser and shooting it off accidentally…in what would have been better if it hit someone, mainly herself…then here’s a Fast Food Bath Salts Freak Out because idiots make the world go round and I like watching the videos of them….

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Lady Discharges Taser on TV of the Day

Lady Discharges Taser on TV of the Day

If you don’t like seeing an idiot woman playing with a taser and shooting it off accidentally…in what would have been better if it hit someone, mainly herself…then here’s a Fast Food Bath Salts Freak Out because idiots make the world go round and I like watching the videos of them….

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Inga Makarova Nude Modeling for a Magazine Called Volo of the Day

I don’t know who this Inga Makarova chick is, but I know she’s lovely as fuck and that I am in love and hope she is still available for purchased on the mail order bride websites that I am sure don’t actually ship the ones who look like this, but rather the ditch pigs no one wants, because that’s the key to internet scams, but it low and sell it high…and I guess anyone buying a wife on the internet, doesn’t really have standards… TO SEE A LOT OF OTHER BABES NAKED IN THIS MAGAZINE…THE BEST MAGAZINE EVER CLICK HERE

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Nina Agdal’s Bras of the Day

If you’re wondering what Nina Agdal’s vagina smells like, it’s remnants of Adam Levine, because like any groupie opportunist slut, trying to validate her success with the rockstar, popstar, tv star, rich kid from LA she puts inside it, she can’t go wash his stale semen out of her, because she doesn’t want to forget that it happened, or be forced to admit that it wasn’t as special as she wants to believe it was, and that she was just vagina he was plowing through on his quest to more vagina to plow through…and that’s probably why they’ve cropped out the her waist down…shit’s all fucking rancid and growing moss and shit…oh well…at least we can stare at her semi retarded looking face…and I know the word retard is offensive because your cousin is a retard, but you need to get over that and let us use the derogatory words we grew up on in peace.

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Rihanna’s in a Bikini Again and I Like It of the Day

Rihanna has proven yet again that she doesn’t need magazines to take bikini pics of her, she can just do that shit on her own, and even keep it interesting by getting into twerk stance…because really in this day and age…twerk stance is all we really need to keep life worth living and bikini pics worth looking at and in Rihanna’s defence, she’s a black chick from the islands, she’s not jumping on any trend, her fucking granny twerks, I mean not now that she’s dead, but pre-death she twerked…and her granny’s granny twerked…this is just a cultural experience yo….a half naked cultural experience on instagram.

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