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Rosie Huntington-Whitely and Emily DiDonato for Juicy Couture of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely and Emily DiDonato are part of some Juicy Couture campaign I call “Instagram pics”…where they hire a massive model with a massive day rate and probably a massive photographer…also with a massive day rate…along with a crew and location that probably cost a fortune…all to get this fantastic picture that looks like it was shot with an iPhone for instagram…it’s so authentic…I guess worth every penny…pennies they can afford since the brand probably does over 500 million dollars in sales…so why not throw that money into bullshit like this..otherwise the government gets it…right….

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely and Emily DiDonato for Juicy Couture of the Day

Throwback Aoki Peeing in a Club for stepTV of the Day

I found this video on my computer, and it made me laugh. It is from 2008 when Steve Aoki wasn’t selling out stadiums, but was playing shitty night clubs, where I would come out to hang, drink his vodka, hit on his groupies, and sometimes, video him peeing for stepTV, a video project I probably shoulda never quit, because internet video is way more relevant than writing nonsense no one reads…but since I was born to fail…it’s totally expected…

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Carmen Electra Revisted Baywatch of the Day

Sometimes it is hard for a girl to accept that she’s a one or two hit wonder who peaked when she was on Baywatch, so she milks that shit as hard as she can, because it was the first mainstream stamp of approval she had after MTV and Playboy that made her feel like she was hot enough to really matter in life, and in that, she can’t let it go and pretends she’s just wearing it to be ironic on the Today show, or as a Halloween costume but is really what she sleeps in every night because her Baywatch life is the only thing that matters….it’s almost sad, but at least she’s still looking hot at 40…more 40 year olds need to follow this lead… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Carmen Electra Revisted Baywatch of the Day

Rihanna Loves Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake of the Day

I am so annoyed of Halloween….Rihanna just put that nail in the coffin…but she’s doing it with her tongue sticking out like she was Miley…and I love Miley so I guess it is ok…what is not OK is that in her everyday life, she dresses sluttier and more half naked, and Halloween is a time for girls to scale down their clothing, not layer it…making it a huge disappointment, but I am sure in her life, this isn’t the first time she’s let someone she doesn’t know down…I mean that night with Chris Brown woulda been better if she couldn’t tell on him…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it’s that these Rihanna pics remind us that Halloween can be boring as shit…after it’s been shoved down our throat for two weeks and we’ve spent multiple nights surrounded by overly excited and eager Halloween assholes who don’t realize this shit happens every year like clockwork and that they should chill the fuck out…

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Rihanna Loves Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake of the Day

Rihanna Loves Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake of the Day

I am so annoyed of Halloween….Rihanna just put that nail in the coffin…but she’s doing it with her tongue sticking out like she was Miley…and I love Miley so I guess it is ok…what is not OK is that in her everyday life, she dresses sluttier and more half naked, and Halloween is a time for girls to scale down their clothing, not layer it…making it a huge disappointment, but I am sure in her life, this isn’t the first time she’s let someone she doesn’t know down…I mean that night with Chris Brown woulda been better if she couldn’t tell on him…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it’s that these Rihanna pics remind us that Halloween can be boring as shit…after it’s been shoved down our throat for two weeks and we’ve spent multiple nights surrounded by overly excited and eager Halloween assholes who don’t realize this shit happens every year like clockwork and that they should chill the fuck out…

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Izabel Goulart for Agua de Coco Campaign of the Day

Izabel Goulart is one of the fittest Brazilian models of all time and I like her so much I follow her instagram and write her love letters on every picture hoping she will notice and set up a meeting with me at some random coffee shop like all the other girls on the internet I tell I want to make sweet love to…because girls like Izabel Goulart are just that desperate for cock that they’d use instagram to find a husband named @drunkenstepfatherdotcom …it’s one of those things, if you read instagram comments on celebrity pictures that makes me laugh, like the celebs give a fuck or even manage their own shit…they have people for that…and all it really comes down to is whether they are posting in pictures like this that we can have some “alone” time with while locked in our bathroom avoiding our wife… I mean that fit booty is just the best marketing tool in the history of marketing tools…if you knwo what I mean…

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Izabel Goulart for Agua de Coco Campaign of the Day

Monica Bellucci in for Vanity Fair Tits of the Day

Italians fucking love this busty MONICA BELLUCCI she’s port to them……I think it is because she is one of their own and unlike most Italian wives she’s curvy and has sex appeal, and isn’t’ 400 pounds and full of pasta and meat balls, growing a little Mario moustache because that’s what happens when you give the fuck up and decide to have a dozen kids because that’s what the POPE wants… I guess it’s up on some Jewish dudes who just met a hot Jewish girl, it’s like some Holy Grail shit, that will make the family proud if they are good enough at seducing them into marriage and babies.. I mean people generally like their own kind, and in some parts of the deep south, that means fucking family members…it’s just basic genetics…but even though I am not Italian, I can say, this old set of tits, is fucking glorious in her Vanity Fair shoot…and that’s why I am posting it…

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Weird and Emotional Guy Fieri Fight of the Day

I mean I knew Guy Fieri had some of the worst hair around, but he doesn’t need to be a gay basher about it, even if kicking him out of the car, probably after asking for a blow job, because you can never trust a man with that much product in his hair, at least not when it comes to getting blow jobs from dudes, because this kinda reminds me of every hooker I’ve hired who got a little too comfortable, you know all settled in and not leaving the SUV… Either way, mad homo and filled with love…I think this is actually gay foreplay.

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Kelly Brook Lingerie Photoshoot of the Day

Kelly Brook is promoting lingerie, because despite being a little old, a little chubby, all womanly, people fucking love her…and she loves that they love her…that’s why she’ got a “miscarriage” back when she was about to throw in the towel and kill her vagina for love…right before she got a second wind and decided to focus on her big natural, fertile, career before it was too fucking late… She’s a classier Katy Price, which isn’t saying much, because they are both girls who figure out how to use their tits to market themselves aggressively to some millionaire level, which is pretty insane, considering all girls have tits, but only a select few put in the work to exploit them, and those select few are my fucking favorites…cuz without them, I’d be titles….

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Kelly Brook Lingerie Photoshoot of the Day

CamWithHer Costume Party of the Day

Our friends over at CamWithHer are hosting their first ever User and Model Costume Contest on their forum! Here’s how it works…They have two costume categories: Sexy And Funny Models AND users, post their best costume pic HERE Then specify which category you’re entering the contest and their admins will vote on the best in each category. The winners will receive 50 credits or a 3 month membership. Also, on the 30th and 31st, they are hosting a Tip For Treat Free Cams Event. It will be Halloween themed and the cams are free. The girls will be in sexy skimpy costumes and if you tip them, you might get a treat…. FIND OUT MORE HERE Could be fun if you’re into cam girls…and really how can you not be into cam girls…they are the best thing to happen to the internet…because they take the work out of trying to get NUDES…

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