Alicia Keys posted this bikini pics, and she was clever enough to focus on her ripped stomach to distract you from her huge, scary, monster legs…and for some reason I am not offended by it…maybe I have been having sex with my vile wife for too long…
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Alicia Keys Bikini Picture of the Day
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I love these Leilani Dowding pics only because they remind me how desperate the paparazzi are to put out pics of anything that gets in a bikini, even if they have no real skill, talent and don’t fucking matter….like who the fuck is this Leilani bitch and why am I doin’ posts on her working out…oh cuz she’s in a bikini and bikinis are fucking awesome…or maybe her trying as hard as she can to make bikini pics compelling and interesting like “Today, I’ll wear the red one and pretend to work out”…or “Next week, let’s go for the thong and I’ll get attacked by a Seagull”….in a “All the magazines will talk about me, even though that doesn’t get me paid or make me matter, it makes me feel good”…kinda way… Bottom feeding at it’s worst, cuz she’s not getting fucked on camera… To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
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Leilani Dowding in a Bikini for Attention of the Day
Raica Oliveira is a Brazilian model people hate because she has stretch marks on her ass… I am not that person…and apparently neither are Victoria’s Secret, SI, H&M and a bunch of other companies…. She’s from Brazil and built for a bikini….is tall as fuck…29 and discovered by the same person as Gisele so she may be a tranny, but that would never stop you…especially when brasilian trannies are hotter bitches than you’ve ever fucked… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
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Raica Oliveira in Some Bikinis for a Bathing Suit Company of the Day
Tagged Bikini, bikini girls, bikini sluts, Bikinis, brazil, brazilian, companies, Hollywood, invalid, jojo, missing, other-companies, respect-because
Jojo has taken being laughed at seriously…she’s taken her fat ass her black boyfriends probably loved because it was rich and white and willing to fuck them…but there is no room for that in trying to turn around her non-existent career by trying as hard as she fucking can to get as hot as she fucking can…through fitness and I endorse that behavior…cuz a fat bitch is one I would take blow jobs from thanks to her proven ability to use her mouth, or in my case marry and hate, but it’s not one that I’d respect because she doesn’t respect herself. Now I don’t care about Jojo, but I do care how bendy she is…
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Jojo Takes this Fitness Thing Seriously of the Day
I don’t know if Penelope Cruz is pregnant, recently pregnant, or just into eating baked goods, but I do know she’s in a bikini on vacation, from what I assume is a hugely stressful life that includes but is not limited to sitting on top of a pile of money and getting tons of free things from companies hoping you wear or endorse the shit…and I figure any excuse to kick back and get into a bikini…even if you’re not quite bikini ready..works for me…because any bitch in a bikini, fat or not, is worth looking at, even if it is for comedic reasons. To See THe Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
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Penelope Cruz Bikinis of the Day
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I don’t know if Penelope Cruz is pregnant, recently pregnant, or just into eating baked goods, but I do know she’s in a bikini on vacation, from what I assume is a hugely stressful life that includes but is not limited to sitting on top of a pile of money and getting tons of free things from companies hoping you wear or endorse the shit…and I figure any excuse to kick back and get into a bikini…even if you’re not quite bikini ready..works for me…because any bitch in a bikini, fat or not, is worth looking at, even if it is for comedic reasons. To See THe Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
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Penelope Cruz Bikinis of the Day
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Phoebe Tonkin is some Australian actress who was a big deal in Australia apparently, before her team decided they should make her a big deal in America and landed her on some show called The Vampire Diaries, that I have never seen, but assume a lot of you weirdos have probably masturbated to, because vampires speak to two demographics, teens and fucking weirdos… She posted a bikini pic of herself, it’s not all that exciting, but it reminds me that Australian girls, even when they are bratty celebrity cunts, are still awesome, from the accent to the beer drinking, Australia is just hot bitches who don’t act or know they are hot, because they are all hot, except maybe the skin cancer white trash trailer park dwellers with fake tits…but they don’t count, they are too busy making babies with various baby daddies…
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Phoebe Tonkin Bikini Top for Twitter of the Day
Emily Ratajkowski has made it. She’s officially bi-coastal. A working model who isn’t getting naked for free or for exposure anymore like she used to and despite that shit getting to her head, making her think her tits are more important than they actually are, because they are getting paid and noticed and loved by everyone from A-Listers to you assholes jerking off in your mom’s basement… She’s been at this shit a long time, even though she’s in her early 20s, and she did shit properly…and she still looks good enough for me to stare at…even if I’ve quit her and stopped writing her love songs…because I get bored when the desperation leaves the equation… Here she is in some see through dress at fashion week…and her fake lips look hilarious.
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Emily Ratajkowski’s See Through Dress of the Day
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One Glee cast smoked heroin to death, another one is has fully made her conversion from tranny to chick…and the Mexican one is dabbling in being a half naked bitch in photoshoots…because half naked is the kind of shit that gets your pop tart existence noticed…and luckily it’s the kind of promotion I can get behind and endorse because it helps some of you get off but more importantly it helps young girls into Glee realize getting in their bra is what will get you famous..and we need
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Naya Rivera Bra for Latina Magazine of the Day
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I don’t know what this video is all about but I have a feeling that you’re going to like staring at some girl who acknowledges her dyke hair arguing about how old you should be to fuck because she’s had her tits since she was 12…. It bored me, but I feel like she’s a beacon of hope to your pervert cause…. If you don’t like that – maybe you prefer seeing a girl getting her face smashed by cops… Some Girl Arguing Age of Consent of the Day I don’t know what this video is all about but I have a feeling that you’re going to like staring at some girl who acknowledges her dyke hair arguing about how old you should be to fuck because she’s had her tits since she was 12…. It bored me, but I feel like she’s a beacon of hope to your pervert cause…. If you don’t like that – maybe you prefer seeing a girl getting her face smashed by cops…
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Some Girl Arguing Age of Consent of the Day
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