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Miley Cyrus Leaving Her Hotel of the Day

The funny thing about Miley is not that she’s a coddled rich girl who was exploited by her parents at a young age forcing her to grow up with no soul… It’s not that she’s had a team of people accommodating her because she was the money maker in the family and upsetting the money maker is bad strategy.. It’s not that she’s lived this sheltered existence, forced to spend her night on the internet, because she’s too famous to leave her house… Or that she’s taking a liking to rap music and incorporates it into her music by seducing rappers with money and exposure… The funny thing about Miley, is that I think she’s hot….and I like what she’s doing, even though I shouldn’t… I mean even watching her leave hotel rooms in tight clothes is enough for me…but maybe I’m still amped about this vine of her naked in her wrecking ball video… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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WWE Diva Rosa Mendes is Fit as Fuck of the Day

I don’t watch wrestling, or care about wrestling, because I find wrestling pretty fucking gay. I mean watching two half naked dudes play fight is the foundation of every good gay porn, or at least gay sex fantasy, or even every gay’s move to recruit one of his friend back in high school to accidentally fag out… So even though the WWE caught onto the fact that their white trash demographic wanted more hot stripper pussy in the mix, forcing them to hire and own random stripper pussy, like this Rosa Mendes chick, didn’t lure me into their web of lies… But I can say, I don’t mind looking at her bikini social media pics, because her body is ripped, fake titied and ripped, and there’s something magical, albeit trashy as fuck about that…cuz you know she’s a vapid pile of shit who only fucks rich dudes on steroids, making her better to stare at in slutty selfies pics…like the low level she is…here they are….

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Weirdest Wedding Prank of the Day

Who are these people, and why did they think this kind of prank was a good idea or a good initiation into the family? Are they part of some weird sex cult, or do they just think it is funny fuck with a dude who just married into the family, making him feel awkward every time he sees the mother in law, now that his hands have been up her skirt and he’s got hard for her, I mean ever single dude at one point or another imagines fucking their wife and their mother-in-law at the same time, it’s just part of masturbation and keeping the married life interesting, but no one really wants to put their hand up their mother-in-law’s skirt, at least not when she looks like this, or in front of a room full of people, I mean save that shit for Christmas vacation when your wife and her dad are out playing golf or some shit…you know when it’s one on one and special… Either way, weird.

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Anastasia Ashley in a Bikini for Purple of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is some accomplished pro-surfer, whatever the fuck that means, who apparently has been told by enough dudes that she’s got a above average fit ass while in her bikini…an ass that she obviously thinks is awesome because she seems to do more ass than surfing….from twerking at surf events to posting tons of ass pics on her instagram … Luckily, I don’t give a fuck about surfing, unless it is on my dick and/or face…but I do care about ass…so it works for me…unfortunately she doesn’t…because if she did, her first job would be letting me try to get her pregnant…with my mouth…. Either way, she did a bikini fashion shoot for Purple that was shot by the amazing and beautiful Andi Elloway …who should have also been in this shoot in her bikini, turning this fashion porn into some lesbian themed porn…. But instead it was all Anastasia…fuck her for taking all the attention..no wait just fuck her…literally…but romantically and passionately with her all locked in a cage in my basement, as I stare in her starving cuz I haven’t fed her eyes, before spitting in her face and choking her out, as my dick slides in and out of her ass during a herpes outbreak…you know my kind of romance the real kind… Let’s just hope when she’s googles herself and sees this post about her…and gets turned on instead of a restraining order… Cuz I am in love with this bitch and pretty much ready to marry this bitch…and start a family with this bitch…or at least try to start a family with this bitch…over and over and over and over and over again… I feel so alone.

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Carre Otis Topless for FLAUNT of the Day

Carre Otis is my favorite kind of anorexic model…not because she’s 44, but because she developed three holes in her heart during her stint as a model in her younger years…because she was that committed to being skinny as fuck for fashion…which may not be the healthiest approach to life, but it’s sure as fuck better than being fat… She is a beacon of hope, that the good days of skinny models, I mean even fit models like the Victoria’s Secret girls, will one day come back…despite what all the fast food companies selling product to mainstream bitches want…cuz if the idea that hot bitches must be skinny comes back, their billion dollar empires risk losing out on sales…which is why I think they invented Kate Upton in the same lab they make the pink slime in…and pushed her into the idea of hot to a nation…so that 40 lbs of extra fast food fat becomes socially acceptable…. So here’s some Carre Otis tits for Flaunt magazine…reminding us what was…

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stepGIRL Plays Dead in a stepSHIRT of the Day

I didn’t kill my wife for a viral facebook status update, I just make my #stepGIRLS play dead half naked in their DrunkenSweatshop.com shirt … Not because I am a necrophiliac, or even because I think that dude who killed his wife and posted it to facebook is funny, but because it’s fuckin’ hot… Not to mention, if they play dead well enough, like if they really commit to the role…they don’t say no… Shot by Monsieur Coms

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Behati Prinsloo in Underwear for GQ of the Day

Every time I look at Behati Prinsloo I see Adam Levine up inside her, tainting her groupie immigrant model groupie pussy….even if they are in “real love” and getting married. I don’t know what it is about Adam Levine that makes me hate him, I guess because he’s always on the radio polluting my motherfucking life…coupled with not being a girl who thinks he’s so dreamy…cuz every single girl I ever talk to thinks he’s amazing and that this Behati is lucky… So even in her lingerie, or bikinis, or whatever this GQ shit is, I just see Adam Levine’s face where her face is and it’s really fucking with my boner.

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Daisy Lowe in a See Through Dress of the Day

My favorite thing about Daisy Lowe is not her tits, tits that she shows off all the time in her “My dad is famous, hire me” modelling agency so many rockstar daughters have…even though her tits are awesome… My favorite thing about Daisy Low is her her daddy issues… She’s one of those Daddy is a famous rockstar who fucks trannies and my groupie mom while touring, he denies I exist until I am 15, makes me take a paternity test like an asshole, even though no one should ever trust a groupie bitch, or any woman for that matter….I mean paternity test all women….only to assume responsibility after growing up father-less…and now he’s making up for lost time getting her work, making her relevant, despite what her stepmom Gwen Stefani who probably hates her thinks…. And as broken as she is, I think she’s great…but then again, I only like broken women…and not because I strive to fix them, but because I am into breaking them more…I’m a saviour like that… If you want to see the other babes at the GQ Men of the Year Event CLICK HERE

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Teach Me How to Breast Feed of the Day

This is very informative. So much information on breast feeding made accessible to high school drop outs in the ghetto, you know a song you can really get down to, I mean actually do a choreographed dance to…like going to some third world country and trying to interact with the youth through dance…because some social worker feels kids need to breast fed, so let’s put all that info out there…and the whole thing is fucking weird.

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Dana Wright for Terry Richardson of the Day

I would say that it amazes me that low level models go to Terry’s studio to let him take pics of them, but girls are groupies and they all want to be models and know that he’s the biggest fashion photographer around, making him into some kind of icon, that they need to fuck just for the possible chance he’ll link them up to better gigs…it’s like “of course I’ll get naked for Terry, how could I say no, he’s so important”….even if they wind up getting HIV positive out of it, it may be the most strategic HIV they get…career-wise. The fact is that he’s a pervert with an ego, which I guess makes him a creep. He took pics as a reason to get girls to dirty things in the first place, now he’s a millionaire cuz of it, and instead of trying to trick bitches into it, they just come to him…he’s got the best scam going…but he should try to pull hotter bitches..this Dana chick is average at best.

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Dana Wright for Terry Richardson of the Day