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Lucy Pinder Naked for NUTS of the Day

A day is not a day unless a Glamour Model shows her tits..at least that’s how it works in the UK…the land where Glamour Models are in the daily paper…because Glamour Model tits are more important than the Royal Family and the news… The Glamour Model tit has been the Britain’s biggest contribution to the Free World, since the Free World…or maybe it’s not that big of a deal, but it probably is to the bra salesman who outfits these bitches, I mean they all have so much fucking tit that I don’t mind staring at…

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely For Numero Japan of the Day

She’s not showing her nipple. She’s not half naked. She’s just posing in front of mirrors, like a high production selfie, taken by a professional, in a professionally lit studio, with hair, make-up and wardrobe, so I guess not like a selfie at all… I guess she’s worked her way into my heart, in a way that I just like looking at pics of her…it’s like that moment you have a girl spend the night who you have fucked before, but you didn’t fuck that night, yet you don’t seem to care that you didn’t fuck her, you’re just happy she’s sleeping in your bed…I think they call it love..but I can’t be too sure, this is the first time it’s happening to me…and I guess either can you, since you’re a fucking virgin… Boring pics, hot bitch, works for me…

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Zippora Seven Naked Photoshoot of the Day

Zippora Seven is some model who has been around for a long enough time that I recognize her crazy hippie name… She’s from New Zealand, I have posted her NUDE BEFORE ….including other pics from THIS PHOTOSHOOT …because I like her…and like the fact that she even caused a scandal back when she was 16 (it’s legal in Canada) and posed nude for some fashion magazine…because girls who are always nude are far more fun to hang with than girls who are never nude…because girls who are never nude make it hard for you to trip and fall and accidentally stick your dick inside…right?

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Courtney Stodden’s Bikini Gymnastics of the Day

Courtney Stodden posted this very important and relevant tweet last Friday…and HERE ARE THE PICS Nothing like a 30 year old stripper or escort pretending to be a teen and really milking it, even though she’s got clown sized novelty titties that no teen would ever get… IT’s all fucking lies, even a joke, but lies I don’t mind because they come half naked and struggling hard for attention as the media eats up every fucking piece of her bullshit, because they got nothing better to talk about…A joke maybe, but we all know it’s going to end in a sex tape, it’s just a waiting game, and I dig that… TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS OF HER DOING CARTWHEELS CLICK HERE

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2014 Pirelli Calendar Preview of the Day

Patrick Demarchelier & Peter Lindbergh shot the 2014 Pirelli Calendar, which in the past has been pretty fucking hot, naked, slutty…but this year seems boring, tame, and a total misuse of a ton of fucking models who I’m sure have all been totally naked so many times before and who should be totally naked this time together…because that would be new, that would be exciting enough to try to masturbate to, but instead it’s just set up like a shoot your mom got at Sear in the 90s for your dad before he left her for the secretary, wearing her Calvin Klein jeans and a white button down shirt half open, because your mom was a cheesy bitch who always dreamt of being a model… Worst preview ever…I mean seriously people, step your fucking game up.

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Top 20 Instagram Girls in Jerk off Pose of the Day

Girls are such slus…I was just browsing through instagram and it turns out that girls compare how they jerk dudes off in picture.. It’s like so many pictures of their jerk off hand in jerk off stance..reminding me of a better time when girls actually used to jerk you off…before they got lazy and realized sticking it in their pussy takes less work and causes less sour wrists… (worst joke ever. I’ve failed you)

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Nude Models for Bambi Magazine of the day

Juan Carlos Verona is some photographer who shot these two models named Alice and Mariana for some magazine called BAMBI MAGAZINE …and they are showing their tits…because it’s a better gig getting topless for some random ass magazine, than working at the discount grocery store handing out tampon samples… Makin’ moves, naked for fashion, maybe one day they’ll be famous, but for now they are putting in work, work I can appreciate, cuz it comes with nipples I can stare at.

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Shakira for Self Magazine of the Day

Shakira went and got herself photoshopped for Self Magazine like all the mom celebrities who want to feel good about themselves do. One of those edit my mom gut so hard I look cut…make those stretch marks look like abs…talk about how great I’ve bounced back from my pregnancy…I don’t mind doing your low budget shit magazine…it’s good for my self esteem kind of thing…not to mention it makes all the Walmart shopping, white trash trailer park moms remember I exist now that I am not the crazy “mexican” on The Voice…and you don’t want that key demo to forget you, they are the only one still buy CDs…cuz they can’t afford them computer things… Here are the pics

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Dance Video of the Day

Twerk has evolved…..into an ass in face smashing and I am very into it…

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Doutzen Kroes is Good at Instagram of the Day

I wonder why this mom’s instagram of her in a bikini having a fun summer weekend in a bikini is far hotter than every mom I have on my TWITTER , FACEBOOK or INSTAGRAM ..who post bikini pics on those sites without advising a panel of experts because if they advised a panel of expert they would in no way allow them to put up their bikini pics.. It’s like is Doutzen really genetically superior to 99 percent of moms? Or does she just put in work. Are all other moms just lazy and failing, because based on their vacation pics, they pretty much don’t give a fuck and have clearly thrown in the towel… I mean why is looking at Doutzen Kroes amazing, despite knowing she’s tainted by the black cock and the baby, two strikes against her but still spectacular…

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