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Cara Delevingne Titties for W Magazine of the DAy

Cara Delevingne is all the rage. One of those hipster models who isn’t all that hot but the world has embraced her and decided to make her a huge deal like she was Kate Moss in the 90s…and I’m not complaining, cuz she’s showing her little tits for fashion and I love little tits, unless they are on fat chicks, because that shit’s just disproportionate and awkward and embarrassing for both the man sucking them and the girl who owns them…I’m more into small tits on skinny bitches because despite their vaginas having no fat to keep in the inner lips, making shit look like a messy sandwich… they aren’t fat.

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Drunk Russian Squirrel of the Day

Homosexual hating Russia, the hosts of this year’s winter Olympics go in so hard that they even get their squirrels drunk. Apparently, a dude leaves vodka out for the squirrel every night and it gets pass out drunk. I think it’s a better strategy than the American south, where they shoot their squirrel and eat them for dinner, but it’s still fucking ridiculous…even if it proves that this squirrel and me have a lot in common, I guess booze is just so amazing and that love of booze brings us together. It sees no borders, color, race, religion, cree, or species…it’s just that good….

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Magdalena Frackowiak in Her Bikini for VS of the Day

Magdalena Frackowiak is another imported Victoria’s Secret model who they are training to replace some of the older bitches who they need to put to pasture, and Magdalena Frackowiak is loving every second of it, but then again, who wouldn’t take St Barts bikini modelling over web cam masturbation in the basement of some shitty warehouse in war torn Eastern Europe, you know like the other girls who are human trafficked, this one was so top tier they threw her into legit modelling, and not peeing for me at 6 dollars a minute… All this say, she’s pretty fucking spectacular…. TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE

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More Rihanna Self Produced Bikini Pics of the Day

Rihanna is still in the motherland, no not Africa, but Barbados, where it all started for her as a child prostitute at a Karaoke bar for the tourists, at least according to my Barbados scuba dive instructor… A prostitution that she took tot he mainstream, where instead of just getting by to feed a drug addiction, she does it in a pop culture, singing and dancing way…but whenever she gets the chance, she’ll snap off some nudes, or bikini pics, making her sex face she’s faked so many times to get paid, and I fucking love it… She may not be the hottest, but she puts in work to come across like she is, you know sexing it up and that’s all that matters to me…

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Marloes Horst for Stella McCartney Lingerie of the Day

Marloes Horst is a Victoria’s Secret model, who is not modelling for Victoria’s Secret in these pictures, like some sir of disloyal hooker who will bounce from client to client even if you’ve got her under contract because the clients are actually in on it together and have a little “share our bitches” policy…you know pass her around, we’ll each get out turn with her, and in the process she’ll make more of a name for herself, we all get a taste, and ultimately, she’ll be replaced by a younger, hotter version…unless of course Stella McCartney lingerie is just a secret division of Victoria’s Secret, because they are the number 1 underwear producer of the world, and that would only make sense, but they don’t want you to know that because these designer panties sell for 500 dollars a pair not 3 for 20 dollars…even though they are the same fucking thing….it’s what we call the fashion scam… I’m all for wife swapping, so feel free to send me pics of your woman spreading her ass …thanks in advance… To see the rest of the pics

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Toni Garrn for Neiman Marcus Lingerie of the Day

This is what Leonardo DiCaprio puts his penis inside. She’s part of the same Escort/Modeling agency as all his other girlfriends, who I guess he has an in with, because they constantly use him to promote their new stars by making them his “girlfriend”…even though you know any unmarried A-List actor doesn’t have girlfriends, but rather fucks everyone and anyone he wants…because he can…and some gold digging, ladder climbing, opportunist whore, no matter how tight the body is, will never be anything he respects, or loves…but who he will fuck because it’s all a business move…a business move far better than any business move I’ve been a part of…because it’s got model pussy involved.

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Toni Garrn for Neiman Marcus Lingerie of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski in Lingerie for Nasty Gal of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is famous now..but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t take time to stare at her tits…it’s like when a girl you used to fuck had only been with a few dudes when you got her….you know like when you ate her out you felt that she was a pure and elegant angel…barely tarnished like so many other girls…because she was the road least travelled…only to have her cheat on you, turn into a slut and fuck the fucking world…we’re talking hundreds of dudes…most of which were unprotected…all up inside her…then one day she hits you up, tells you she misses you and wants to re-connect…but knowing she’s a dirty whore…you just ask for a spread pussy pic, jerk off to her, and call it a day… I guess that’s where my romance with Emrata is at now… From connected at the soul, singing romantic songs for he and writing diary entries about the day we will meet…to totally uninterested cuz she’s played out and I hate that fucking song, but I still thinks she’s good to stare at… All romances come to an end….but pictures are still good enough for me….

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Emily Ratajkowski in Lingerie for Nasty Gal of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski in Lingerie for Nasty Gal of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is famous now..but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t take time to stare at her tits…it’s like when a girl you used to fuck had only been with a few dudes when you got her….you know like when you ate her out you felt that she was a pure and elegant angel…barely tarnished like so many other girls…because she was the road least travelled…only to have her cheat on you, turn into a slut and fuck the fucking world…we’re talking hundreds of dudes…most of which were unprotected…all up inside her…then one day she hits you up, tells you she misses you and wants to re-connect…but knowing she’s a dirty whore…you just ask for a spread pussy pic, jerk off to her, and call it a day… I guess that’s where my romance with Emrata is at now… From connected at the soul, singing romantic songs for he and writing diary entries about the day we will meet…to totally uninterested cuz she’s played out and I hate that fucking song, but I still thinks she’s good to stare at… All romances come to an end….but pictures are still good enough for me….

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Emily Ratajkowski in Lingerie for Nasty Gal of the Day

Rihanna Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Rihanna goes in hard with her “GUN” Grill…so everyone knows just how hood she is…and I guess unlike other people, she was actually born and raised in a Shanty, and theoretically has what it takes to be some ghetto gang banger, but Barbados is some British colony, and guns aren’t really legal there, and she was a millionaire by 19, you know after selling her soul to the illuminati, and now she’s just richer than god, running shit, so any gun related shit, is clearly just for effect, and not actually representative of anything gangster about her uneducated ass… What really matters in these pictures she’s self produced and published because she’s so indy when it comes to sexting…her millions of fans who she feel obligated to be a sex object to…I guess it makes her feel better about herself now that men see her as a tattle tale who will tell on them if sex gets a little rough…you know redeeming herself as broken girls do…or maybe she just likes showing off her ass in a bikini…whatever the reason…it’s a win to me…

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Rihanna Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Rihanna Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Rihanna goes in hard with her “GUN” Grill…so everyone knows just how hood she is…and I guess unlike other people, she was actually born and raised in a Shanty, and theoretically has what it takes to be some ghetto gang banger, but Barbados is some British colony, and guns aren’t really legal there, and she was a millionaire by 19, you know after selling her soul to the illuminati, and now she’s just richer than god, running shit, so any gun related shit, is clearly just for effect, and not actually representative of anything gangster about her uneducated ass… What really matters in these pictures she’s self produced and published because she’s so indy when it comes to sexting…her millions of fans who she feel obligated to be a sex object to…I guess it makes her feel better about herself now that men see her as a tattle tale who will tell on them if sex gets a little rough…you know redeeming herself as broken girls do…or maybe she just likes showing off her ass in a bikini…whatever the reason…it’s a win to me…

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Rihanna Bikini for Instagram of the Day