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Alexa Vega is Fun at the Internet of the Day

Posted on July 17, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Spy Kid Alexa Vega is a lot of fun on the internet, from showing off a ripped body that Robert Rodriguez may have touched inappropriately on set, you know how these hollywood stories pan out, especially with directors so eager to do Kids programming, kinda like the school bus driver so eager to pick up kids rather than do any other job they are capable of…like regular bus driving…To simulating getting fisted by some chick up her dress… I am a fan of everything happening in here…I love me a fit girl…even if I prefer Child Stars to be more broken and dying.

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Ellie Goulding Nipples in Fault Magazine of the Day

Posted on July 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ellie Goulding is some UK popstar who everyone likes…and by everyone, I mean hipsters…they fucking go nuts for this bitch…but I don’t think I have ever really heard her or of her…but I have SEEN HER DUMPY IN A BIKINI TOP back in march, where I guess she was prepping becoming a bit of a sex object people masturbate to, cuz that’s really all girls want…it’s some genetic animal instinct shit that says “fuck my singing, I’ve already done that, let’s show off my ass hanging out of shorts, my tits in a bikini top, and in a few months my nipples in a magazine, only will play it off like it’s some high concept nipple showing, and not me being a slut, cuz parents who buy albums for their kids, don’t like sluts, but nipple for fashion, that shit is art”….did you like my Ellie Goulding impression? I did too, it got me hard…but that could be cuz it is morning and my penis is surprising me with the last fumes of testosterone I have left, or maybe it’s cuz I’ve seen her nipples for fashion…

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Rihanna’s Grill of the Day

Posted on July 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nothing says I’ve made it, at least not to gutter people who probably didn’t grow up going to the dentist, like a jewellery on your teeth, it’s like a see what can you spend silly amounts of money on that no one will really notice, but that you don’t care they won’t notice it, because you are doing it for yourself, and because you will notice it at least every time you try to eat a fucking apple, or talk, or pretty much do anything involving your mouth, which in Rihanna’s case varies from rubbing dick on it, to rubbing pussy on it, to getting punched in it, cuz she like a face full of diamonds…a face full of diamonds…a face full of diamonds…she even wrote a song about it…and I guess if people don’t notice, you can always get half naked and show them on the internet…which is what Rihanna’s doing up in here..

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Isabeli Fontana Modelling Lingerie of the Day

Posted on July 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Isabelli Fontana is one of my favorite models, not that I keep track of models or really remember any by name, or even by face, I kind of just stare at their half naked bodies and cross reference them to my wife’s nude body, usually when she’s getting out of her bath, to try to understand who the fuck they are the same species, gender or breed of animal. It almost makes no sense, I’ve see animals that look more like my wife than this…mainly pigs…and I can’t quite figure out who the freak of nature is, this Isabelli Fontana babe, or the babe pig in the city I married…I’m gonna go with both are on the extreme side of the spectrum, but for the sake of humanity, I think Isabeli Fontana is what girls are supposed to look like and was sent here to get all your lazy bitches to work…and as far as I’m concerned she’s pretty lovely modelling them there lingerie.

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Sofia Vergara for Harper’s Bazaar August of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Old Lady, Mom, Hooker or Gold Digger who was more of a Gold Miner that managed to find her way onto the international celebrity scene, despite having very little to offer other than huge tits, Sofia Vergara, one of the more confusing girls in recent years, is in August’s Harper’s Bazaar and she’s photoshopped so hard she looks like a cartoon, you know a sketch of herself, but unlike a cartoon you’d jerk off to, they seem to have neglected her fucking titties…I guess that means she thinks she’s made it cuz she’s not exploiting the only thing that matters…bummer, but I guess at 100, you gotta make those kinds of choices… TO SEE PICS OF SOFIA VERAGA ON SET THE OTHER DAY SHOWING CLEAVAGE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel for Terry Richardson of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Swanpeoel has got too famous for her own good. She was in Terry Richardson’s studio, and this is what they both came up with, I guess cuz Terry Richardson doesn’t remember how to milk a lingerie model the way he used to, he’s old and tired in his selling out, something I don’t disrespect him for doing, I mean take the money when you can, but that I think is the reason his pictures bore the fuck out of me…or maybe Candice is just too Hollywood now that she refuses to flash her pubic hair for fun like it was South Africa and we were her farm hands she wanted to fuck to piss off her dad…either way, she’s still got hot legs… If you don’t believe me follow this link TO SEE HOT PICS OF HER IN A SHORT SKIRT ON THE US ANGELS SWIM TOUR FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lady Gaga Walking Around in Her Bra for Attention of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is Lady Gaga teaching us that when people start to forget who you are, and no one is talking about you or your new album that is about to drop, you have to do something the paparazzi will appreciate, you know like walk around in your bra, because you’re not fully in your ridiculous Gaga clown costume and persona yet, you’ve been on vacation, and you need to work your way into wearing feces, and other random things to make people think you’re a visionary or an artist, and a bra in public is the perfect gateway to that… All I know, is I’m really not ready for another round of Gaga and her silly antics…I hope this is her last go at this popstar shit, and that she sits back and retires. Seriously…She’s the fucking worst…and she’s ugly too. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Shanina Shaik for Next Lingerie of the Day

Posted on July 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

OMG – I fucking love lingerie catalog pics… I mean even in the 80s when all I had to jerk off to was lingerie catalog pics I hated the shit… Back then, they didn’t photoshop the shit, and bikini waxes were less intense and common, so you could see always little nipple discoloration and panty pillow, making it semi erotic…at least compared to the shitty porn you barely had access to and music videos you needed cable to jerk off to…and national geographic that was just far too tribal to really be all that erotic…but that still had some nipple that was good enough in your time of need..but you knew there had to be more out there you know that one day a hub like the internet would come along and allow you access to all your deepest fetishes…from throat fucking to fat chicks shitting on each other…making the Lingerie catalog pic almost obsolete…until one day, 20 years in, you realize, shit…I don’t like all that hardcore shit all that much anymore, it’s kinda vile and the girls are disgusting, I wanna go back to a simpler time…a time where half naked was all you had, when all you wanted hardcore…but now hardcore is all we have, and half naked is all I want, and readily available… Her name is Shanina Shaik and I am committed to her half nakedness..

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Fox News Injures Titus the Trickshot of the Day

Posted on July 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is hilarious… I mean probably not to the republican readers who will automatically think this is a liberal ploy to show the world just how insensitive the far right media is…they hate liberals so much they throw balls at their babies…because they know that baby is a Youtube Star and despite Youtube being owned by Google and just as corrupt as all American big business…but features millions of gay friendly, abortion friendly, liberal views…making it the devil to Christian society… Either way, I laughed..

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Lindsay Lohan’s Comeback in The Canyons of the Day

Posted on July 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a firm believer that Lindsay Lohan will win an Academy AwardI am a firm believer that she will be making a comeback….I am a firm believer that a star as bright as her can’t ever be turned off…I am also a firm believer that Lohan and I are connected at the soul, I am also a firm believer that aliens live amongst us, that AIDS is a myth, that the smell of cheese between my wife’s legs is edible and not unhealthy…and so many other irrational, even crazy things…I am also totally inconsistent, but I will say this…Lohan is in a bra in the trailer and I like it…because her breasts are the most important thing to have happened in the 21st century…and that is one thing I know for sure…even if I don’t know much, but I know I love her…and that may be all I beed to know.

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