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Beyonce Covered in Glitter for FLAUNT of the Day

Beyonce covered in glitter reminds me of those pills they sell that make your shit turn to glitter, not because she is brown in color and comparable to shit based on that reason alone, that would be racist, but because she’s something that I feel has as much to offer the world as human waste, only instead of being flushed, it has been fished out of the toilet to spread her diva cunt attitude around the world…where idiot drones celebrate her because she’s on TV… I like the think that is the message Flaunt is trying to get across..

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Brigitte Buckholtz in a bikini for Marie Claire Turkey of the Day

Brigitte Buckholtz may be a nobody model who doesn’t really matter yet, that’s why she’s doing random brand name magazines for their obscure country editions…and not covering any major magazine…but you gotta work your way up to that level people…usually with nudes, but I can handle these bikinis and accept them for what they are and that is fucking lovely as fuck.

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Nina Agdal for Leonisa Lingerie of the Day

As far as I’m concerned Nina Agdal looks retarded, at least in the face, and based on the fact that she’s dating Adam/Avril Lavigne, she probably is retarded, at least in her mental capacity, but that body is just fucking magical and fit when photoshopped to shit, making her the next SI Covergirl, because by December Kate Upton will have eaten herself to death like she was Anna Nicole Smith, and well the A-List relationship will make this one a household name…it’s all strategic…and the only sad thing in all this is that retarded people don’t all look like this..it would make changing their diapers at the home far more fun…

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Nina Agdal for Leonisa Lingerie of the Day

Rita Ora Spread Pussy Shot of the Day

I spent the better part of the day yesterday staring at girls in bikinis with their legs uncrossed and it turns out…I really like it. Makes me wonder why I don’t live in a beach town where I can spend my days doing it…rather than sitting on the internet looking at pics of it… But then I remember the reason…severe laziness…and inability to accomplish anything.. But this isn’t about me, it’s about RITA ORA, the new Rihanna and her spread legs in a white bikini, showing us she’s not as fat as she used to be an that she’s ready to take the reins from our dying Rihanna heroine…as she falls deeper into insanity, bring in the second string… I’m into it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

I don’t know about you, but I remember when Terry Richardson was shooting gutter hipster chicks he met at the after party, either taking his dick, or spreading their hipster pussies, in what was semi-interesting documentary style snapshots that showed a life far more interesting a fun than yours…tons of drugs and pussy what the fuck… Then he went corporate, and now he takes lingerie models and puts them in clothing, places them in substantial settings, to do big production shots, but he lacks one key element that makes him interesting, and that’s the fucking pussy… I mean seriously, these pics would be better if Candice was fucking spreading her ass next to the Montana or Utah or wherever the fuck she is sky…but instead he has her in some JC Penny 1960s town square dance event skirt…and that just fucking offends me… She is a body, not a face, sort it out asshole.

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Candice Swanepoel for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Kendall Jenner Paddleboards in a Bikini Top of the Day

Kendall Jenner continues to be whored out to the Paparazzi now that Kim is indisposed…unfortunately not disposed in the dumpster with her baby outside of prom…assuming she ever went to high school. They are using the young hot one as a diversion from the old fat one getting her fat sucked out of her so that they can sell “Post Baby Body Bikini Pics”… But what I don’t understand is why these bikini pics, lack bikini bottoms, are they being tame now that the mom is getting criticism for promoting teen ass…you know wait for her 18th birthday to make a pornstar out of her that will be marketed as a victim as well as a “barely legal”…cuz it’s all about the money and people talking people…at least we hope the bitch mom is still that desperate cuz it’ll make for good times… To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Daft Punk Secret Live Performance is so Hipster of the Day

You know the band that white people like is legitimately the coolest shit out there, you know so hipster and underground, so fashion forward when people like this sing it…you know nothing like a fat woman in a Hawaiian shirt in her 50s and her husband in his cubano hat…so hip… I guess we know why they wear masks at their concerts, they don’t want us to know the truth.. That said, all you trend followers are fucking idiots. Nothing is cool. Deal with it. I bet they play a mean Stayin Alive, or Grease Theme Song, or Sweet Caroline…what the fuck.

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Astrid Baarsma is Alright for Gioia of the Day

Astrid Baarsma is some model I’ve never heard of who I know nothing about, which is probably the best way to have a love affair with pictures, so that you don’t get weird or obsessive about her, you know you can look but you can’t track her or her family down, or show up on their porch drunk singing love songs to her trying to finally win her over after masturbating to her so long your penis rubbed of like a BBQ Sauce stain on your shirt… You know, keep things casual, she gets out there and has her picture taken, while we stay at least 100 yards away from her and masturbate to them, it is really in everyone’s best interest to keep things that way.

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Cora Keegan Nudes of the Day

I have posted some of these pics a few months ago ….but today, I found more…and since I am in love with Cora Keegan, despite forgetting that I was in love with Cora Keegan, and needing these pics to remind me that I am in love with Cora Keegan, because there are just so many babes out there, so little time to keep track of them unless they are knocking down my door throwing their vaginas at me, something I am surprised Cora Keegan isn’t doing for me, because of how badly I want to have unprotected sex with her, even though she’s a model and probably the kind of girl the average man would want to use a condom with, as their lives are full of unprotected sex with guys in bands, but dirty girls turn me on, and condoms just get in the way of love and by love I mean me trying to impregnateher, because she’s just that lovely!! You know, make it for life. I’m a fan.

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Cora Keegan Nudes of the Day

Paris Hilton in a Bikini of the Day

If you’ve been wondering where Paris Hilton has been all these years of irrelevance, where she belongs cuz she’s a useless cunt who just happens to not be worthless thanks to Grandpa.. She’s been teaching her dog this move for the paparazzi…you like like the circus clown she is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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