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Heidi Klum Bikinis of the Day

Heidi Klum may be 100 years old and she may have a dozen half black babies and her body may have been ravaged by Seal’s arm sized penis…but she still looks good enough in a bikini for me…which isn’t saying much, I have a bikini fetish and can jerk off to bikinis hanging on a clothes line, it’s a talent…a very weird talent that I thank my delusions and imagination for making possible…but not as much as I thank Heidi Klum for putting that well traveled ass crack on Instagram to show off her sunburn..that’s the kind of light hearted fun that could get a bitch raped…especially when she looks like Heidi Klum, I mean she’s almost begging for someone to shit on her like she was still in Germany… TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Dog Helps Save Bird of the Day

This video made me laugh, even though I don’t believe in laughter, I think it is the route of all evil and a government conspiracy to try to distract us from the real corruption and control they have over us, you know dumb us down with drugs and comedy….but maybe I look into things too much. You see it is of a man trying to save a bird and his little dog coming to help in what I assume ends badly for the bird…and despite not wishing death on any living thing, even the ones I eat like a hypocrite..this made me laugh…

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Reese Witherspoon’s Horrible Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

I appreciate the attempt to cover-up, you know by wearing the one piece to cover her ravaged stomach thanks to good wholesome southern cooking and baby making…but she didn’t try hard enough. I mean she has the kind of body that needs to remain in clothes at the beach, you know like she’s got a sun allergy or some shit, in a snow suit maybe, because seeing her melting ass and boxy square shaped body, doesn’t only remind me that she’s never been hot, she’s always been fat and sloppy, but also that there is no God. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Tennis Cameltoe of the Day

Female tennis is one of my favorite sports to watch, partially cuz it is a great sport that involves some exciting moments, but mainly cuz they are fit bitches, grunting like they are being fucked hard, while flashing their sweaty panty asses, often times with hard nipples. Not that that’s really a big deal, I have the ability to turn anything into a porno, even the most innocent of things, but female tennis, that shit makes it easy…here’s the proof…I am assuming this is from Wimbeldon, and pretty confident that wherever it is from, it is amazing…

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Eva Amurri Bikini Top of the Day

Eva Amurri is the big tits and butter face that crawled out of Susan Sarandon’s vagina somewhere around 30 years ago…a poor little rich bitch who decided she wanted to make a name for herself, and instead of taking the Disney Roles her family friends would have given her out of sympathy, you know some Hollywood Handouts as Hollywood does…she decided to take a low level part where she put her huge natural tits out there on Californication…this is a girl with a trust fund, a huge inheritance, all the opportunity in the world, who could have done community theatre or some shit and never worry about rent, food or designer clothes…yet she decided to show off her huge natural tits…in a part that only really required that…and didn’t have any depth or need any talent beyond that…and for that..I guess she needs to be celebrated, even though she’s gone on to be married and have kids, because any rebellious rich girl who doesn’t give a fuck, or at least pretends to not give a fuck, is awesome when I get to see their tits… Here are some bikini pics she posted to the internet…

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Nakita_Lynn is the DSFCam Girl of the Day

Nakita_Lynn is today’s DSFCam Girl of the Day….mainly because this clip of her shaving a dildo and talking about shaving cock is just next level insane…making her the kind of girl I would probably never let near my cock with a razor, no wait, the kind of girl I’d totally let near my cock with anything…she’s just won me over..and not just cuz she gets naked on cam for a job, but because she’s fun. Here’s another clip of her talking about her asshole…cuz she’s the best… TO SEE HER GETTING EATEN OUT…(NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK TO WATCH HER ON CAM …(NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Nakita_Lynn is the DSFCam Girl of the Day

Nakita_Lynn is today’s DSFCam Girl of the Day….mainly because this clip of her shaving a dildo and talking about shaving cock is just next level insane…making her the kind of girl I would probably never let near my cock with a razor, no wait, the kind of girl I’d totally let near my cock with anything…she’s just won me over..and not just cuz she gets naked on cam for a job, but because she’s fun. Here’s another clip of her talking about her asshole…cuz she’s the best… TO SEE HER GETTING EATEN OUT…(NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK TO WATCH HER ON CAM …(NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ali Stephens for Glamour France August 2013 of the Day

Ali Stephens is some 22 year old tall model from Utah, who was discovered shopping in Salt Lake City. She has pretty much worked with ever major designer and company…but I’ve never heard of her, but even if I have, I don’t remember her, because one man can’t be on top of so many women I’ve never met, especially when I have much better things to worry about, like getting as drunk as possible, leaving any morals or values at the door, to fully embrace poor decision making…not that I have any morals or values, but you get what I am saying, and that is that Ali Stephens looks alright for Glamour France…but she’s not very topless enough to make it truly fashion or French, but I’ll post it anyway, cuz you can’t go wrong with some tall skinny girl dressed in silly costumes in various poses, especially when at least one of those pics involves a bikini top…yes my life is that pathetic. But Ali Stephens, her life is awesome…She’s at the top of her game… I don’t know if these are all pics of her, I have facial recognition blindness, but if they are, this magazine really milked her as hard as they could…one magazine shouldn’t have this many pics with one model..

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Anna Ewers for Vogue Brazil of the Day

This shoot of Anna Ewers, a model you’ve never heard of, but like because her name rhymes with Sewers and Sewers turn you on as they are bursting with bodily fluids from strangers everywhere…your favorite. The pics are not very exciting, I mean it’s almost shitty amateur shit you’d expect to see in the weekly flyer in the back of the local newspaper…even if it is for Vogue..some prestigious magazine that is not supposed to fail…even if they fail every month by not getting these eager models trying to get ahead spread eagled like shit was Penthouse in the 70s… But shitty shoot or not, Anna Ewers, who is one letter away from Sewers carries it nicely, mainly cuz I want to have sex with her…but in her defence, I want to have sex with all things with a vagina, no matter how gross said vagina is. It’s a bit of a problem…a problem I’m dealing with one vagina at a time. Sometimes two…If I’m lucky or can afford it.

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Crazy Parasail Accident in Florida of the Day

I never trust stupid beach activities usually run by retards, but I am not the norm. Most people blindly jump into things…like these teens who got detached from the boat and slammed into a building. I was going to say if you’re in Florida, worst things could happen than your parasail detaches from the boat and slams you into a building, like the fact that you are in Florida … I mean there’s a reason why the trailer park ceilings are too low to hang yourself …and more importantly why meth is so popular there. But the story isn’t funny, the girls are teens from Indiana, they have critical injuries and they are fighting for their lives, all because a stupid activity that was meant to be fun. Apparently, they need money for their Medical expenses, I don’t know if this is a legit page or not, so be careful whenever sending money on the internet…but if you want to help the girls out DONATE HERE I am a modern day saint. I like using my internet powers for good not evil.

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