You may not know who Francia Raisa is, you know maybe you didn’t see Bring It On 47: All or Nothing, or The Cutting Edge 3: Chasing the Dream, since The Cutting Edge 1 and 2 just didn’t inspire you….and maybe you don’t watch the Secret Life of the American Teenager, even though they gave me a shout out, at least I think they did…Unless they know another Jesus Martinez, I mean there are millions of us… And you may not know which one of these girls is Francia Raisa, the star of those hits, but you know what, they are all in bikinis, and they are all under 25, and that makes them all worth staring at, even they aren’t on TV and work the fucking grocery store…you see, cuz bitches in bikinis fucking matter bro.
Kendall Jenner is a teenage reality star, who at 17, has said she’d give away her reality show fame, if she could trade it all in to be a bikini model… Which is hilarious because she is only a reality TV star because her sister is a pornstar with a strategic mom who was well positioned to stage and spin the porn into a money making empire…. But not as hilarious as the fact that I just analyzed Kendall Jenner’s career, or even the fact that I know who Kendall Jenner is. I guess that’s just proof that EVIL is winning… The fact is that she’s closer to 18 than 17 and if you’ve ever been 17, you know not much changes between fucking at 17 and fucking at 18, but for some reason the law thinks it does…If you’re in Canada, 16 is legal..and despite the hot tight bodies, 17 is very annoying to try to talk to or hang with, making them not worth having sex with even when you’re allowed…because the “taboo” or a oppressive government telling you what you can and can’t have sex with being lifted, allows you to see the light with clear mind…. What isn’t legal anywhere, is nude pics of someone who is under 18, meaning these pics of her in some magazine called KURV are probably clothed, but they sure want you to think otherwise, and it is safe to say her mom is behind this, she’s a seasoned pimp, and knows how it is done.. So here’s a preview of the bikini modelling that is sure to happen, from this tall, lean, kardashian demon.
Audrina Patridge is in Miami and now that she doesn’t have a job, not that being on THE HILLS was actually ever considered a fucking job, she’s got plenty of time to make stupid twitter vacation montages, like she was a lonely housewife, and this was scrap booking, but that flaw in her strategy is that the PAPARAZZI WERE TAKING ALL THESE BIKINI PICS OF HER …making her artistic vision that looks like it was taken from the Facebook page of a handicapped 10 year old….which makes sense because that’s about the mental capacity Audrina has. If she really wanted to matter, or entertain her fans, that are probably in their 20s now, or a bunch of pervert dudes, she should focus on leaking nudes, she’s got the fake tits already, she might as well use them…wasn’t that the whole reason her dad bought them? TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Rosie Jones is 23…so looking at “Leaked” or recently released throwback titty pics of her at 18, when she was officially allowed to finally show her tits in exchange for very low level fame and a possible soccer playing baby daddy retirement plan…and so much has changed…I mean look how she is built and poses the exact fucking same as she does now…because she’s a natural and it just comes easy to her? Maybe. But I’m thinking it has more to do with her job being a fucking joke and all it required was a good set of tits, something she’s got…now look at em..
The things tired “Triple Threat” Latinas from the Latina fad sings happy birthday to some Turkmenistan dictator Gurbledonguly Birdmanrishnakhov…why, because she got paid a lot to do it, and if you got money, honey, she’s got her dancing monkey shoes on, because you know that’s kinda the whole basis of her existence, and in these times of her not mattering anymore, she has to take any paying job she can get to feel validated and like she matters, unless of course she’s a spy, in what would be the most annoying spy the USA has ever created, building up some ghetto chick from the Bronx and making her into a popstar so she can infiltrate governments in her 50s, on her retirement cash grab tours… Here’s what one report had to say… The singer and actress performed in the former Soviet bloc country on Saturday night. A statement released Sunday by her publicist to The Associated Press said the event was hosted by the China National Petroleum Corp. and wasn’t a political event. … Lopez’s publicist says the event was vetted by Lopez’s staff: “Had there been knowledge of human rights issues any kind, Jennifer would not have attended.” The birthday serenade was a last-minute request made by the corporation to Lopez before she took the stage, and she “graciously obliged,” the statement said. I think the real tragedy here is not that she’s entertaining an evil person, but that they didn’t kidnap her and hold her hostage, but I guess that would go against terrorizing the world, since we would all get up and celebrate her absence…right?
If you read the site, you will know a few things. The first is that I am an advocate for BUSH. It is actually a cause I hold dear to my heard and I feel the need to lobby the government as if it was OIL or Tobacco laws, because the death of bush has been one of the catalysts to the fall of society.. I’m the kind of guy who feels like the hormones in the food, the obesity crisis, and even global warming could all be curved if girls just stopped being like Kim Kardashian and hitting the waxing or laser shops, places I am going to target in my protest. I like the eroticism of the 70s. Girls were less trashy, tits were more real, and one thing I love, is the public hair that was there to tickle my fucking throat…. So why not look at 1977 naked chicks to start the day….shit works for me. Partially because these babes are probably all dead, or almost dead, making them all the hotter…cuz their nudes are timeless, they live on forever…
Here’s a genius idea that I call milking a woman’s celebrity in efforts to promote your brad…but not realizing that the basis of her celebrity is her awesome half naked body…and not her face… I mean this is like getting a hooker to give you a back massage because you are lonely, or a stripper to have a conversation with you in her clothes, it just doesn’t make sense. If you pay the bitch, who knows her body rocks, you make sure she does her fucking job… It’s jobs like these that give a model an ego, and make them think they have a chance doing things half naked… It’s that beacon of hope that ruins them…so this company is doing more harm than good. Bring back a half naked Candice.. That’s all I have to say about that.
The best way to creep up a picture, you may feel creepy looking at, because she’s only 17, is to throw in a couple of puppies, because puppies are the same thing you would throw into your pitch in conversation with them, provided you ran into them at the park…You would even have a leash to make the “lost puppy” and need for help angle more believable… I live in Canada, 16 is legal, so 17 year olds in bikinis don’t excite me, if anything I find them as annoying as all teens who get all loud in public…they can’t handle their booze, they don’t know how to bang, even though they aren’t virgins, and they don’t really have a clue in how the world works, especially when they are coddled rich brats like these Kardashians… The only thing decent about a 17 year old, is that they aren’t fat or dumpy, or as 25 year olds like to call it “Womanly”…code for fat…. At 17, with Olympic genes, staying fit is easy, and it looks good, almost good enough for her dreams of being a Victoria’s Secret model, a sign of how ridiculous our world has become, you know that the youth want to be bikini model. Even though I can’t see anything bad in having a generation of girls trying to look like bikini models…because it’s better than having a generation of girls wanting to be fat lazy pics with 3 kids on welfare addicted to baked goods…. Either way, here’s the long legs in a bikini holding puppies…and it’s not as bad as the rest of the horrible family…but then again, nothing really is.
I would like someone to photoshop a dick in where the MIC is….because her facial expression is one I like pretending she’s making before taking a load on her face from some record exec who was in his 60s and owned Sony music who she married back when talent wasn’t enough to get famous. I’m not interested in any of that Nick Cannon shit, so make the dick white and Jewish, like she pretended to like when she was coming up… And while you do that, I’ll watch this video of her Popped Dress Almost Gives Me Boners…of the Day To see more of her being patriotic for Macy’s CLICK HERE
Emma Glover and Sallie Axl are apparently trashy sluts who ere cast on Big Brother, because in the UK all you need is being cast on Big Brother to become famous enough for the paparazzi to take pictures of you topless on the fucking beach…I mean it is also one of the better ways to become a topless Glamour model who will eventually marry a soccer player…because the years of whoring out like a pile of trashy topless shit… Whenever I see girls like this, I generally hate them. They think they are hotter than they are. They act like they are celebrities even before getting on TV, and they only fuck the DJ, Promoter or drug dealer. They are all the useless same, and loud and causing scenes, and really when looking at them, I don’t even want to fuck them. Sure they have well used vaginas, but I just prefer having nothing to do with any of that…they are damaged, trashy, and don’t realize they should only cost 50 bucks a blow job… You see, I like to judge books by the cover. That’s the whole fucking reason they have covers. Otherwise they’d just be pages of text undistinguishable from one another… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
