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Daft Punk Secret Live Performance is so Hipster of the Day

Posted on July 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You know the band that white people like is legitimately the coolest shit out there, you know so hipster and underground, so fashion forward when people like this sing it…you know nothing like a fat woman in a Hawaiian shirt in her 50s and her husband in his cubano hat…so hip… I guess we know why they wear masks at their concerts, they don’t want us to know the truth.. That said, all you trend followers are fucking idiots. Nothing is cool. Deal with it. I bet they play a mean Stayin Alive, or Grease Theme Song, or Sweet Caroline…what the fuck.

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Astrid Baarsma is Alright for Gioia of the Day

Posted on July 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Astrid Baarsma is some model I’ve never heard of who I know nothing about, which is probably the best way to have a love affair with pictures, so that you don’t get weird or obsessive about her, you know you can look but you can’t track her or her family down, or show up on their porch drunk singing love songs to her trying to finally win her over after masturbating to her so long your penis rubbed of like a BBQ Sauce stain on your shirt… You know, keep things casual, she gets out there and has her picture taken, while we stay at least 100 yards away from her and masturbate to them, it is really in everyone’s best interest to keep things that way.

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