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Bikini Model Officially Ruined While in a Bikini of the DAy

Posted on June 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not anit-Adam Levine. I find his songs annoying, his personality annoying, and he’s kinda like a midget Jewish clown you’d expect to be dancing around at some Bar Mitzvah, who all the grandmothers like, rather than a superstar making hundreds of millions on TV and in music…but I can’t control popularity, or marketing, or what works…I mean so much shit that’s out there is shit…and he’s just another one of the puppets cashing in on it…hard to hate a hustler… I am just anti girls who fuck Adam Levine, like little groupie bitches, who use him as some sort of right of passage, like that they have finally made it as models, now that this pop star sticks his dick in them… I mean it is hard to hate him for fucking models, I would be doing the same thing as him if I was him, because models are fucking hot and probably fun to fuck… But these models, they are just opportunist, and whether it is ANNE V, Behati Prinsloo, or now Nina Agdal, they all might as well be hookers, and he’s their john, paying them in being able to be associated with him… I just hate seeing whores, even when I know they are all whores, it’s kinda nice when a hot bitch isn’t wallet fucking, especially when she’s got her own fucking wallet.. It’s a weird world we live in, but at least Adam Levine is taking full advantage of the top quality pussy he can, it’s a perk of the job, along with every other amazing thing that comes with being famous…like being in Mexico on Vacation when your life is a fucking vacation. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kim Kardashian’s Pre Birthing Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on June 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love how this opportunist cunt and her publicity stunting, from getting pregnant as a storyline for her TV show life, that is ultimately just noise, meaningless and hated….to having a kid that is better used as a prop for the storyline that is her TV show, conveniently for her and her equally eager for attention baby daddy….a prop they named “NORTH”…because shit…baby naming that shit is another opportunity to get attention…and so is one last pregnant bikini photoshoot…you know get it in while you’re 250 fucking pounds…because magazines will buy this bullshit, people will talk about this bullshit, and look….it fucking works…they figured out just how stupid America is and they are milking it to get them riches… She is the worst, she is the devil, she should be taken out back and shot, yet instead she’s making money from all of us. She is the scariest looking pregnant chick, but maybe that is also for attention, shit reminds me of the barn…. Next stop for her “Post Pregnant Bikini Pics”…that you know she’s already starving herself for cuz they’ll sell for 500k and she knows it. Let’s collectively make her go away…or we can just look at her weird pregnancy pics in confusion… TO SEE THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miranda Kerr for The Edit Magazine of the Day

Posted on June 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miranda Kerr is not nearly nude enough for The Edit Magazine, where she got into some one-piece bathing suits, as she ventures out on her own, into the cold dark scary world without a corporate backer, that could really backfire for her, despite having a pretty popular actor husband, and a lot of money in the bank, that even with it failing she’ll be okay, she’s already won…. What I don’t understand is why in this new Miranda Kerr hustle, she doesn’t get naked, after years of being half naked with her vagina and nipples photoshopped off of her like she was Angelina Jolie hiding from cancer…you’d think her rebellion now that she’s emancipated herself…would be hard nipples and bush everywhere…. I guess people aren’t as logical thinking as me….but in their defines I’m pretty autistic…logic is what we do.

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Georgia May Jagger in Some Pre-Sex Tape Campaign of the Day

Posted on June 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have a crush on Georgia May Jagger…and by crush I mean I want to make sweet love to her tenderly… I don’t know much about her, I don’t know if this is her and her K-Fed of a boyfriend, eager for her to spend that trust fun on him, fooling her into thinking he is really in love, because rockstar daughters don’t know what normal relationships look like, and they want nothing more than an average romance, you know to be the opposite of their parents, making them easy targets to suck in… …but not easy enough because otherwise I’d be up on this one…working her from every angle…just to have those Mick Jagger Lips on my dick…no homo…even though that came across pure homo…you get what I’m saying, she’s got big lips dammit.. The only hope I have, is that in her rich, broken, confused, daddy issue existence, this modelling somehow leads to her wanting to be outrageous and more famous, and that wanting the carve her own path in the already open field thanks to who daddy is, leads to a sex tape… But maybe we’ll just have to settle on this school yard kissing, porn to some of you criminals I’m sure…you know cuz school yards is where you get all your freak boners…freak. Here is the Sisley campaign….not that any of your rednecks care….I know…it’s boring…what a slut.

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Kendall Jenner Bikini Model of the Day

Posted on June 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner posted this picture to her instagram – stating that it’s not retouched yet guys…which I translated as “I think I’m hot enough to post my bikini photoshoots to my social media without being retouched like my pig sisters who don’t do anything without running it through our editorial team of handlers”…and I guess my response to that is…what 17 year old body really needs to be retouched when it is in a bikini…I see 17 year olds everyday in their ass hugging, ass cheek exposing shorts, because it is the style, and as shocking as it is that their parents let them out of the house like that, I kinda endorse it cuz it makes the older 23 year old asses a little insecure about their sloppiness, putting the fucking work…squat squat… The funny thing about Kendall is her dreams of being a Victoria’s Secret model, glad she’s using her resources to change the world, and to not further endorse her own “I’m so hot, people look at me” spoiled brat ego… PS – There is hope this family goes broke and she does porn by 30….fingers crossed.

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Maria Menounos Still in Her Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some Maria Menounos in Greece cuz she’s Greek and does Greek…wearing a bikini…playing in the water…showing off her hot body and tight ass that houses her greek prized possession…her anus….and despite being a totally low level celebrity on a shitty show that may be on every night but that is not very respectable, I am still into seeing her press her pussy against a bald head….while wet…battling her friend in a little wrestle as two other girls splash her…if anything, that shit’s like the first scene of a porno…a porno I wasn’t invited to…FUN… TO SEE ALL HER BIKINI PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Maria Menounos in her Bikini in Greece of the DAy

Posted on June 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t even know if that chick in a bikini at the start of this Vine is Maria Maria Maria the Greek Loving Greek in Greece Menounos…I have facial recognition and I only recognize her by her cunt that she normally flashes in her bikini, but that she’s not flashing in these bikini pics I am linking to at the bottom of this life changing post I am rushing though because I have better things to do like watch girls in the park tan and figure out ways to convince them to let me apply sun tan lotion on their backs with my dick…it’s a hard life for me…I don’t need to fly to Greece to be ignored by Maria Menounos, and I don’t need to wack off to her pics, when I got the real thing outside my door, too bad I’m lazy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sara Sampaio Hot for Elle of the Day

Posted on June 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sara Sampaio is some Portuguese model who you may have already jerked off to if you’re in your 50s and haven’t quite figured out that the internet has actual porn that you can view on your cellphone and that you don’t have to sneak off with your wife’s Victoria’s Secret catalog to fantasize about new pussy…as your wife’s pussy continues to get worse and worse, day after day, from the day you married her til now…the steady decline if you were to graph that shit out on a graph, an investment you probably wouldn’t have made if you realized that all bitches cause headaches, and you’re better off circulating through multiple bitches, rather than being stuck with one bitch and having to deal with her bullshit til the day you fucking die, cuz that’s not living people, that’s depressing as fuck and you’ve sold out for the suburban dream…your penis neglected, and not getting the exposure it needs, your soul and your spirit dead from being some woman’s bitch….and the solace you have is when you get 10 minutes to yourself cuz she’s grocery shopping or with her friend, unable to nag you…allowing you to have some time to yourself to jerk off to something you want to jerk off to, rather than something you have to have sex with cuz that’s what being married is all about…kill yourself now…or stare at Sara Sampaio cheating on Victoria’s Secret with Elle, making a name for her half naked self. I’m into it.

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Hayden Panettiere Posing With a Bra of the Day

Posted on June 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If seeing flat chested chicks who recently got implants posing with massive old lady bras..then you’ll really like this Hayden Panettiere picture for social media…showing the world she still has a little circus clown in her, despite her new hustle to look more like a girl, rather than some midget used as a human cannonball under the big top…. Unless this big bra is just a normal sized bra that looks huge next to her dwarf self… The fact remains that Hayden Panettiere’s fans love her in a creepy way, and even those of you not into fecal porn, would jerk off to pics of her shitting, it’s like she can do no wrong, even though she doesn’t do much… Personally, I’m more into girls who don’t wear bras. But this isn’t about me people, it’s about you and your creepy fucking fetishes…cuz if this was for me, there’d be a lot more spread asshole, random household insertion, and maybe some squirting…I’m a little more hardcore that girls being silly with bras, that’s too high school for me, while I prefer weathered whore.

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India Reynolds For July’s Loaded Magazine of the Day

Posted on June 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

India Reynolds is some Glamour Model who is naked doing Glamour Model bullshit for some magazine that probably doesn’t pay her much, but that gives her the exposure to get out there and get on the VIP list at all the trendy clubs she wants to go to, and gets her in a position to get knocked up by a soccer player, because like all pornstars, even if they are soft core pornstars, they use that whole getting naked thing for personal gain, usually to help them charge more for their hooking…and I’m not complaining, because I world without hookers, would be a world without women, and a world without women, would be a world built on prison rape, and a world built on prison rape would be painful for those of us who have man titties and an inability to run very fast… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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