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Jessica Alba for the Sunday Times of the Day

Jessica Alba was in the Sunday Times and she looked pretty fucking lovely, despite not being naked enough for my liking, she’s Jessica Alba, and has never been naked enough for my liking, she always knew she was hot, and always knew that getting naked would end her appeal, so she never fucking did it. I just assumed falling off the map and having a couple of kids would have made her more desperate, only instead of taking any job she can get, now more naked because she’s eager to get back in the limelight, or even to establish herself as an actor now that she’s more comfortable being spread out on a table in front of a room full of people thanks to child birth… But instead she took the Martha’s Stewart route…you know if Martha Stewart wore evening gowns on tennis courts..

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Kate Upton Cleavage for Some Campaign of the Day

Kate Upton was hired to do some campaign for some company I am not going to bother to track down to tell you about, because ultimately, they don’t matter, but luckily their creative director understood a very simple thing when it came to shooting this campaign with Kate Upton…and that is…show off her tits, make her face look pretty basic, but hide that double chin, and at all costs…hide her stomach…loose fitting shirts that are low-cut for the win…cuz when I see Kate Upton like this, her awkward shape, doesn’t bother me, and her sloppy tits are fun to look at… Don’t confuse this as me endorsing Kate Upton, I already feel like she’s won too much at life and it’s time of her to back seat…

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Kelly Brook Bikinis on Twitter of the Day

Remember when KELLY BROOK was topless on the beach, showing off her really big natural tits, that happened to be big enough to distract from how soft the rest of her looked, not that you care whether she’s soft or not, you’re a loser who can’t get laid from middle America, the average girl you try to fuck is about 200 pounds heavier than Kelly Brook on a low end, and as high as 300 pounds heavier than her on the high end, because that’s just the kind of women who live in your town, and that’s just the kind of woman you attract, one with diabetes, in a motorized mobility scooter, unable to run, but who offers you the companionship you need to not kill yourself… What I am getting at is I find Kelly Brook fat, but she’s dainty in American standards, and guys for some reason, and not just black guys, are into these bodies….and call me crazy or gay for going for model thin and fit bodies… Weird…but not as weird as how much more I like her when she’s covered up…

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Rita Ora’s Big Titties in Gym Clothes

Here’s a little Rita Ora squeezing out of her gym clothes like an overstuffed sausage, because they are tight, and she isn’t. For those of you who have no idea who Rita Ora is, for good reason, she’s some UK based busty Rihanna impersonator who I guess was found on Youtube and given a record deal with Jay Z, to build up as an insurance policy in the even the actual Rihanna dies of a drug overdose or abusive boyfriend beating the fuck out of her with his gun handle…because as far as Rihanna is concerned, that’s what true love is…passion… She’s dating hipster DJ turned popstar Calvin Harris, she’s got big tits and a bit of a body, and she’s walking around LA like this, making her one to look out for…or at least one to look at. Because I like big titties…even when they come with sloppy everything else…just not as much as when they are on a tight fit body….because titties are fun in all shapes and sizes.. I just can’t figure out why she’s in workout gear, kinda like the chick I was walking behind last night, with the fattest ass and a grocery bag filled with cheetos, in workout gear, I mean clearly, fitness isn’t her thing, and wearing the clothes doesn’t mean living the life….but unlike the girl last night…this Rita Bitch has some sex appeal… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miley Cyrus is Pantsless for Social Media of the Day

The thing about fit girls is the fantasy that I can’t fit in her vagina You know the plight of the small penis man, the kind who gets a boner and no one notices, even when in bike shorts is to find a girl with grip. It is the holy grail for us, and bodies like this give us hope I am a fan of Miley and her extra small size…even if her vagina tells another story… TO see pics of her in pants for her album listening party FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Teen Mom Farrah’s Nipple in a Bikini at a Vegas Pool Party of the Day

I get hate mail about posting and promoting Farrah Abraham all the time. In my defence, I didn’t know who she was when I got the amazing SQUIRTING SEX TAPE EXCLUSIVE …but I thought she had a tight, fit body, despite her shitty tits and horse face, and I though she put in good effort. Even when in Florida at Exxxotica after witnessing her cunt behavior to her fans, I appreciated what she was doing…. You see, I don’t love her, i just love what she represents…. A girl hungry for fame, only known from getting knocked up at 16, who acts like a spoiled brat, and clearly a horrible mother, who turned to porn to next level her career. That to me is amazing, it’s good morally sound approach, that I hope inspires more girls, because the more girls I get to see fuck, the happier I am… Now I’m not too excited about her shitty implant nipple she has not control over slip at a Vegas Pool Party, but I am sure she is, this is a huge thing for an idiot girl, hosting a Vegas party like a low level star…it’s all these whores really care about… I predict more porn from her, and I’m totally down with watching it….because despite what the haters say

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Hot Criminal of the Day

Her name is Heather Kelly, she’s 25, and she’s been arrested for robbing some convenience store, by crawling in through the window, where she ended up losing a sandal. Turns out, she’s in the running for Top 10 cutest outfits ever worn on a crackhead robbing a convenience store. I am on team Heather Kelly, because I appreciate a girl in short shorts, as much as I appreciate an ambitious opportunist, who goes out there and takes what life has to offer, especially when the clerk is too busy in the back taking a shit, to watch his shit. I think I’m in love. If you’re not into that…here’s a couple of dumb criminals for a solid LOLZ

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Eddie Murphy’s Daughter Showing Some Aerola of the Day

Eddie Murphy, probably has many illegitimate kids, and not just with Mel B, you know that kind of situation where he’s banged out many girls for decades, that he doesn’t know who his kids are, you know the kind of situation where he can meet a random chick in a bar, or backstage, and have no idea he is the father so that when he bangs them and knocks them up because it’s the easier way to do incest, ignorance is bliss….at least in this situation… Either way, she’s hot, she’s in her bikini, and she’s showing some nip… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Eddie Murphy’s Daughter Showing Some Aerola of the Day

Eddie Murphy, probably has many illegitimate kids, and not just with Mel B, you know that kind of situation where he’s banged out many girls for decades, that he doesn’t know who his kids are, you know the kind of situation where he can meet a random chick in a bar, or backstage, and have no idea he is the father so that when he bangs them and knocks them up because it’s the easier way to do incest, ignorance is bliss….at least in this situation… Either way, she’s hot, she’s in her bikini, and she’s showing some nip… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Phoebe Tonkin in Her Bikini for Some Photoshoot of the Day

Phoebe Tonkin is some Australian actor or model who is trying to make it in America, and I say give her the fucking Green card, because she looks fucking good, especially when her efforts involve being in a bikini, in the pool, looking amazing…. I hear good things about these Australians is that they are all fucking hot, so she likely doesn’t have a horrible ego where she thinks she’s hot, and that makes for the best kind of bottom feeder, you know she’s not like the shitty stripper with bad attitude who pretends she’s the fucking Queen of England while you negotiate a shitty lap dance with her for 10 dollars a song. If you want more pics of her HERE SHE IS IN VOGUE

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