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Phoebe Tonkin in Her Bikini for Some Photoshoot of the Day

Phoebe Tonkin is some Australian actor or model who is trying to make it in America, and I say give her the fucking Green card, because she looks fucking good, especially when her efforts involve being in a bikini, in the pool, looking amazing…. I hear good things about these Australians is that they are all fucking hot, so she likely doesn’t have a horrible ego where she thinks she’s hot, and that makes for the best kind of bottom feeder, you know she’s not like the shitty stripper with bad attitude who pretends she’s the fucking Queen of England while you negotiate a shitty lap dance with her for 10 dollars a song. If you want more pics of her HERE SHE IS IN VOGUE

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Alessia Tedeschi has a Rockin’ Body of the Day

Alessia Tedeschi looks like a lot of fun, or at least her body does. She’s some low level italian model who doesn’t matter, but she’s gone to Ibizia and in doing so, has got her ripped body with implants, that distract from her busted face, into a bikini…and the paparazzi ate it up. I prefer when the low levels do porn, or at least nudes, I mean she’s built for it, but I’ll take staged bikinis pics, cuz lets face it, nothing else is going on for me right now, and even if it was, you know if I had my wife and stepdaughters in a bikini, these pictures are more arrousing, but more importantly, these pictures smell a lot better, cuz my wife is obese and has a hard time wiping properly, and powering just doesn’t mask the small, it kinda just adds a new floral layer to it….and it’s fucking horrible…while this bitch is lovely as fuck, and as low level as she is, it is safe to say Clooney is probably already trying to recruit him to his Lake Como retreat for anal. Good hustle. TO SEE Alessia Tedeschi Hot in Her Bikini FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jennifer Lawrence Still Looking Naked on Set of the Day

I went to a party this past weekend to stalk Jennifer Lawrence. She’s filming X-Men in Montreal, and according to these pictures, she’s in body paint, and looking hotter than ever. Unfortunately, we didn’t have the chance to meet, or have sex, like I know she wanted, because she got in a fight with one of her co-stars and ended up storming out of the party….which was a bit of a bummer for me…because I like to believe I had a chance… I mean don’t all famous Oscar winners want to have unprotected sex with dirty perverts who have the hottest blog no one has ever heard of? You know because celebrities are crazy and do crazy things. I guess not…but at least I can jerk off to her pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Joanna Krupa Hot Bikini Bachelorette Party of the Day

Trash can Joanna Krupa, who does have a hot body, despite her overall irrelevance in society, is celebrating her staged wedding, because she’s become a very very low grade version of a Kardashian, a fate worse than death, and these are some pics of her staged bachelorette party, because her life is designed for reality TV lonely white trash get absorbed in, because their lives suck worse than KRUPAs. What we can learn from Krupa, is that if you are hot, get fake tits, to start your career out as a model with fake tits, for low level companies and magazines…because a decade after you’ve failed at it and have no where left to go, you may have one producer or agent willing to get you on a Dancing With the Stars show that needs pussy to keep husbands from letting their wives watch the shit, and that, can lead to gold digging your way onto another show, which is way better than just having sex with anyone you come across with money, because this way you can pretend you’re a huge TV Star. The whole thing is uninteresting, almost idiotic that it happens, but I’ll stare at her 40 year old ass still trying in a bikini, because she’s not fat. I’m that easy….and I guess so is this hooker. TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICTURES OF THIS TRASH FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Emily Didonato’s Lingerie Campaign of the Day

Emily Didonato has shown her NIPPLES FOR FASHION ….and it was semi-disappointing, knowing that Jake Gyllenhaal, enemy of DRUNKENSTEPFATHER.com, owns them, before remembering that Jake Gyllenhaal, enemy of DRUNKENSTEPFATHER.com, is a homosexual, who has probably only seen these nipples, while shopping for bikinis, or when one tit slipped out while they were pretending to be in a relationship, and she was either bending over in a loose fitting shirt to pick something up off the floor, or changing before going to a function where she was going to play his beard, at leas that’s what you’d like to think, cuz knowing a bitch, especially a hot bitch, is doing groupie shit with such a loser, no matter how famous he is, ruins her….so it’s better to pretend their genitals never got jammed up in each other….. Here she is modelling lingerie…

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Brandi Glanville Flashes Her Mom Pussy of the Day

This is one part disgusting, one part amazing, and really only disgusting because of her freakish face that got Homewrecked by Leann Rimes, and the skin of her legs hanging off her knees like bitch is in her 60s….the pussy itself is a pussy….and pussy should always be celebrated, no matter how dirty, or dead it may be. I mean if you’re like me the only model pussy you’ll ever fuck will be at the scene of an accident before the cops show up if you’re lucky. UPDATE: After staring at her stubbly but bald enough twat, I am impressed with the fact that she has an inny. I think it’s probably cuz she’s an old lady and unlike the 25 and under year olds I fuck with, the clits and inner lips aren’t sticking their tongue out at us, you know thanks to the hormones in the food. I am into this, but it may be just her bruised up knees and plastic face in facial stance. I’ve seen this porn already…goldigger. What these women won’t do for attention is very little….

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Kate Upton Spilling Out of her Shirt cuz She’s Sloppy of the Day

Kate Upton is overrated because of these tits, tits that look pretty sloppy, and that they should belong on a fat girl, which is convenient, because Kate Upton will be a fat girl soon, it’s just a matter of time, and the hormones in her food haven’t fully fucked her up yet, she’s riding the benefit them, as dudes everywhere celebrate her grocery bag filled with jello tits. I prefer my tits, at least the ones I pay girls to let me touch, to have a little more perkiness to them, but I get what Judd Apatow is doing here, she’s hyped, she’s loved, this is her first movie role, and acting is a joke that requires no talent, so why not take advantage, before she’s Eating Gilbert Grape, if you know what I mean. I like how Leslie Mann looks on with excitement, like having sloppy daggers like this is an accomplishment, or a good thing, because small breasted women, like dudes with infant sized penis, envy what they don’t have, even when what they don’t have, is freakish….like Kate Upton. I’m not a fan, but the pics are pretty funny….I mean she’s in a push-up bra and her tits look like my grannies…while she’s only 19…it’s crazy, just crazy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Daisy Lowe Tits for Free People June Campaign of the Day

I am all for girls who are neglected by their bio dads, because their bio dads are too busy having sex with trannies to take responsibility for your slut of mom’s rockstar fucking without a condom decision making, until paternity tests are forced on him and he’s gotta claim his girl as his own, when she’s all grown up, so he gets her modelling work to shut her up and make up for his neglect. Especially when they are high profile and their stepmother who hates them is Gwen Stefani. You know a case of a biological ruining her dream life situation… Fucked up extended families and the troubled girls who are part of it are my jam. It makes for real sluts….and motherfuckers, I love sluts. Daisy Lowe is a serious babe, who we’ve seen TOPLESS , NAKED and in PLAYBOY … If I was her dad, I’d pretend I wasn’t her dad like Gavin Rossdale too, it would make having sex with her less frowned upon by society…less creepy, in a so wrong it’s amazing way.

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Kimberly Garner’s Hot Photoshoot in the Park of the Day

I still don’t care who Kimberly Garner is…and I probably never will. But I don’t mind looking at pictures of her posing in the park in what looks like a one piece bathing suit because she’s the only girl in the UK who is not insulin resistant and who doesn’t gain wait from a diet of potatoes and bread. You know so she didn’t grow into a dumpy pile of shit of a woman, at least not in looks, and more importantly, she’s one of the chosen few who still has her teeth, probably from fucking the one dentist in town to help her make it to this level of stardom… If you don’t know who Kimberly Garner is, she’s on some UK reality TV shit, if you don’t care who Kimberly Garner is but like all skinny girls in revealing clothes…like me watching the 6 foot tall 100 pound goddess awkwardly dance in a low cut shirt all night…follow the link. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Taylor Swift Slutty at the CMT Awards of the Day

I like where Taylor Swift is going with her costumes. You know showing off her long legs and skinny little body. Glamming it up a little, rather than just being some awkward looking money making machine. But in my defines, I love when girls get slutty, especially when their vaginas, historically, at least according to her public image, is already slutty to begin with. You know a girl who’s banged a few dozen dudes, some of whom via her ass, and mouth…and who dresses the part, rather than pulling some wholesome, everyday chick. All this to say, this is a good look, good strategy, turn the long weird looking girl, into a push up bra, short short wearing slag. I’m down. Taylor Swift Probably Does Anal….and Here she is a Hot Outfit… HERE

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