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Mariah Carey Too Old for This Outfit of the Day

3 Days ago, Mariah Carey felt that she wasn’t too old, or chubby to attend some Hot 97 concert event wearing this outfit, and thank god for that. Sure I may be late on this, but I blame not giving a fuck about the whereabouts or doings of Mariah Carey. I mean she’s pushing 40, she’s happily married and a mom, she’s just not in my wheelhouse of things I bother paying attention to… But sometimes, like a homeless person you normally ignore, trying to poke you with an AIDS syringe at the bank machine, the people who are in the woodwork, manage to find a way out…. Here’s the video…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kelly Brook Instagrams Her Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook decided to produce some self shot titty pics, because titty pics is pretty much all Kelly Brook knows. Titty pics have been the foundation of her career and really is her life purpose since she was 20. Now pushing 40, is at the top of her titty pics game, and I guess she feels the need to celebrate, since they helped her win the lottery that is her life, because you never know, one day she can develop breast cancer, and it’ll all be over. I mean the older she gets, the more the stats are against her and the likely that will happen… Sluts always plan for the worst and have an exit strategy in the form of a rich dude to get knocked up by. Here are her Instagram pics, conveniently hiding her belly and ass, focusing on the goods. If her instagram pics don’t excite you – here’s her GQ Turkey promo video… And if that didn’t excite you, maybe you’re just not into dumpy girls from the UK with huge tits pushing 40.

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Shay Mitchell in Elle Canada of the Day

Shay Mitchell is some twat on some TV show that I’ve never seen called Pretty Little Liars, that I am sure fucking sucks, but since it is on TV, has a huge fan base of idiots, or tweens who just like what is fed to them, even though it actually sucks. She’s Canadian / Filipino, but unlike most Canadian/ Filipino’s I know, she don’t clean the house for 300 dollars a week for rich people. She doesn’t have kids boss her around and call her a bitch and say things like “You’re not my mother, you work for me, now clean this mess up, bitch”…because this Shay Mitchell is the brat in the situation, thanks to landing TV stardom…. All this to say, I’d do her.

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Amanda Seyfried’s Ass Shot of the Day

Consistently boring, Amanda Seyfried, wore leggings to remind us that she exists, after locking herself up dealing with the industry saying she is not as good of an actress as Anne Hathaway, who managed to land an Oscar for being in a movie for less time than Amanda Seyfried, with less lines than Amanda Seyfried, only to outshine Amanda Seyfried, something I am sure depresses her, but probably happens all the time, because every picture I see of her, she lacks serious personality, and in these pics, ass. Not that her lack of an ass is a real deal breaker when it comes to staring at pics of her, cuz she’s got tits to compensate, and a willingness to show them off in movies, making her win my meaningless award that she can come pick up next time she’s in Canada….but the skill testing question to claim her prize involves sitting on my face. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miley Cyrus in Tight White Pants of the Day

Here are some pics of Miley in some tight white pants, looking amazing, probably because she’s showing her fit little body, while hiding her hick inbred face, and as you probably know I am a fan of her work, even though she’s Miley Cyrus. I like to think of myself the way the hip hop acts working with her think of her, and that’s as a bag of money that could buy them expensive things, cuz she doesn’t know better and they can unload all their unwanted garbage beats on her, get mainstream press as she reinvents herself. Only unlike those hip hop acts, I’m only into unloading my seed in her, but unfortunately, I don’t have her groupie-ing up on me like she is with their black cocks, making the whole K-Fed-Ing very difficult….especially when she’s in not-so-period-friendly pants… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lucy Mecklenburgh See Thru on the Beach of the Day

Lucy Mecklenburgh is some UK chick on some show that gets a lot of attention called The Only Way is Essex, which seems to be about a gang of trashy sluts who want to be Glamour Models, but I could be wrong, because let’s face it, I don’t care enough to find out, what I do care enough about is to stare at her tight body on the beach in a mesh top showing nipples, because let’s face it, I wasn’t breast fed as a child and love all tits, even if they are from the UK, the land of fat, grey skinned girls who make these average looking pussies famous for being hot, even when not hot. Like fucking the least fat girl out of a group of fat girls…if you know what I mean. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Esme Bianco Full Frontal in Some Stephen McClure Shoot of the Day

Esme Bianco is some UK burlesque dancer, because apparently burlesque still exists, even if it is one of the dumbest things to watch, and usually performed badly by fat chicks. You probably know her from Game of Thrones, a show I’ve never seen, because I am uncomfortable with dragons, midgets and wizard shit. It just reminds me of virgin losers too much. I assume that if she’s on the show, she’s one of the girls getting naked….so this nude full frontal in a photoshoot looking amazing…may not be all that wild and exciting for you…but it is for me. I’ve posted Her tits on TV Before , but this is better.

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Paris Hilton Panty Flash of the Day

I thought I would never say this, but thank God for the Panties…. I’ve seen Paris Hilton’s vagina in a variety of ways over the years. From sex tape, to short skirts and no panties while getting out of low cars for the paparazzi, because she’s just the kind of people who wants to show people her panty meat. But I guess she’s either grown up, matured and realized it’s ok to wear panties, you can flash them just as easy and the blogs will still post them. That or she’s’ in the midst of a herpes outbreak and dripping all over the place all blistered up and the panties are being used as a shield for her to not humiliate herself and/or to hold in the topical ointment in place.. Here are some pics of her posing in her bikini….for herself…because she’s the only one who cares, I mean her and the guy gold digging her hard enough to be the next K-Fed, hotel stays around the world for free and a billionaire lifestyle, make a bitch more tolerable…. For the record, I don’t hate her as much as I used to. I think she’s a lovely delicate flower sent from hell.

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Ana Beatriz Barros All American for Some Magazine of the Day

I don’t even know if these are pics of Ana Beatriz Barros or some other model from the same shoot, in fact, I don’t even know if I am posting pics of the same girl, white girls, even when from Brazil all look the same, more importantly, I have facial recognition blindness, cuz I am normally looking at their tits…. All this to say, whoever the model is, I like her weird as fuck poses and squatting drunk handicapped person who needs to take a shit stance… That’s porn to me.

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Karlie Kloss’s Intense Bathing Suit for Vogue Turkey of the Day

Karlie Kloss is 6 foot 2….and I would not mind inspecting every inch of her with my flaccid penis…just smearing it all over her hoping it triggers some sensation in an otherwise dead organ. Thanks high blood pressure, diabetes, drinking, and living the good life…and if that doesn’t work, I can always recruit her for the DrunkenStepfather Charity Beach Volleyball league, training involves getting my 5 foot 6 ass shit off the high shelf in the kitchen and changing lightbulbs for me without a ladder while I talk dirty…”Oh yeah girl, screw that in, you like reaching don’t you, you like that you can dunk a basketball on regulation net like Miami Heat, while wearing heels, you genetically modified food eating monster….”…cuz in case you haven’t left the house in years, girls are tall as fuck now, with legs that excite me.

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