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Adrienne Curry in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Posted on May 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Adrienne Curry is the kind of woman who if was in a plane crash, I doubt would even make the news. I mean unless it was CNN, then they’d dedicate a week of programming to her to distract the people from real world issues. She is totally irrelevant, she’s not even hot, her fan base has slowly gone from the one person who remembers her from the first season of the Top Model show, to a gang of virgin losers from the internet, who ultimate make her think she’s relevant…when really she’s just some bottom feeding clown….but at least she’s in a bikini.

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Ewelina Olczak Curvy Bikini Model of the Day

Posted on May 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ewelina Olczak is curvy as fuck and should be in a bikini all the fucking time, it only makes sense, it is her calling, there is little else out there for her to be doing…. She’s Polish, she’s 22, and she’s got good hip to waist ratio….. She’s everything Kate Upton isn’t. The only tragic thing in all this is that she’s gone the route of bikini model rather than male order bride, cam girl, or human trafficked escort…. Where is the IRON Curtain and it’s communist repression when we fucking need it….

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Kelly Brook for AXE of the Day

Posted on May 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook is in a new AXE Campaign, because really what else is she capable of doing with herself, it’s not like she’s gonna win an Oscar or some shit, and she’s only got a small window to make money…with her amazing fucking titties…that are really the only reason any of us know who she is… All I know is that I am sure she wishes she lived in a world with no gravity….to prevent her from sagging into a 40 year old no one cares about. I didn’t bother watching the clip, because watching commercials for the cleavage is on the lower end of my priority or interest level list, but I am sure you’ll watch it, make it viral and make that rancid spray that I can’t believe any dude would wear, more money than they already make….

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Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens Mock Memorial Day in their Bikinis of the Day

Posted on May 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Oh look it’s like reliving the glory days of Spring Breakers only Vanessa Hudgens was smart enough to hide her fat ass and bring her ugly face, hot bodied friend along, who didn’t get the part in the movie, felt left out cuz she has a hotter body than all four of the bitches who were recruited for it, until seeing the movie and realizing it was the fucking worst…. Only this time with more mocking of the Soldiers on Memorial Day….little entitled twats who never fought for your country, salute like they did, in their cushy homes by the pool, like it is some kind of joke, I’d be offended if I actually cared that they are doing this, I just had nothing else to say about these girls and this pic….I mean I’m a grown man, why am I posting this shit anyway?

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Shanina Shaik in Swimsuit for Summer Splash of the Day

Posted on May 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is model Shanina Shaik, who has modeled for Victoria’s Secret, which means she’s an actual model, because Victoria’s Secret is the litmus test as to whether a girl is actually a model, or just a try hard, posing for other companies, trying to make as many moves as possible, before the scouts at Victoria’s Secret scoop her up, trap her, abduct her and make her their own to do whatever they want with….but I guess none of that really matters because here she is modeling for some other company I’ve never heard of, riding on the Victoria’s Secret stamp of approval Shanina’s got, and milking her in some boring pics and videos that I am going to post, because models are usually not fat and I like that. Here’s the video….

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Gisele Bundchen Hot Body for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Posted on May 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t think Gisele has a penis at least I don’t want to think she has a penis, despite what people used to say about her being from brazil coupled with her hard face….and more importantly what people said about Tom Brady and his locker room boners while his team was changing, boners he played off as just being excited he won the game, no one ever questions the Quarterback. I mean he could pitch anal in the shower as a team building exercise, and he probably did, and no one would turn him down…it’s up on some keep him happy, it makes us money, it’s not gay cuz we’re a team, and initiation rituals prepared us for this…. She’s showing off implants, something Tranny’s can buy, in a bathing suit for Vogue Brazil and I dig it….because once they have the implants, trannies are no longer just dudes with long hair..

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Anais Pouliot Titties for MUSE of the Day

Posted on May 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anais Pouliot is from outside of Montreal. I live in Montreal. She’s a famous model or at least famous enough for always being naked or topless. I am a famous blogger who no one has ever heard of. I think for that reason alone, we should come together when she’s back in town, not that I care whether she comes or not, just as long as I do. Vaginas are too complicated for me to learn, I’m more of a stick my dick in, get off, move on kinda guy. I don’t need girls telling their friends how great a lover I am, cuz I’m not, I just need to drop load. I’m romantic like that, but maybe things would be different with this Anais chick, partially because her name is a re-spelling of ANUS, and partially because she’s hot, topless and in fashion magazines…a girl that having sex with would help my self esteem…because of her accomplishments….even if she looks kinda fat in these pics….that’s just the french girl way. They turn 25 and start melting. But I still like what I see.

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Vanessa Hudgens is a Horrible Raver of the Day

Posted on May 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I went to some crackhead rave shit, or something I thought was going to be crackhead rave shit, because I haven’t gone to a rave since the late 90s, when shit was fucking crackhead, but now it’s all mainstream. It’s like electronic music is top 40, and it was the equivalent of going to one of those mainstream clubs filled with 9-5ers back in the day, only now they were raging, dressed up like this, in sunglasses and wigs, with GOGO dancers and the whole thing was almost like a bad halloween office party, only it was just their Saturday night. So I’m not too surprised to see Vanessa Hudgens “Dub Stepping” in her stupid outfit, I’m just surprised she’s not taking nude pics of herself for attention, but I guess there’s no point in doing that anymore, since she’s not 17. I do appreciate that she’s covering her fat ass with her sweatshirt as girls who are insecure about their bodies do. It’s a good sign. This is convenient, since Vanessa Hudgnes is a clown bitch…

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Anja Rubik and Andreea Diaconou TItties for Vogue Paris of the Day

Posted on May 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hey Vogue Paris…this is an amazing fucking shoot. The modesl are Anja Rubic and Andreea Diaconou and they look amazing at the beach, topless, bare assed, you have eyes, I don’t need to walk you through this, I just have to say that models are a magical thing, sent to us from Heaven, even if a trip to the local playground to see who is procreating, may make you lean towards thinking there is no god…it’s like every ugly person around gets knocked up….but the hope I do have is that two uglies make a hotty, you know some double negative shit, cuz the world needs a constant flow of bitches who look like this, especially now that hot bodies, thanks to processed foods and laziness, are getting rarer and rarer….it’s like only the genetically strong power through….and here are a couple reminding me life’s still worth living….

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Jojo’s Shitty Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on May 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jojo makes me laugh, or at least the fact that she was at one point in time considered “jailbait” guys jerked off to and lusted after, even if it taught me early on in this celebrity blog game that guys are idiots with no standards who like pretty much every single girl posing because they are hotter than their wives, especially when underage because they are the forbidden fruit…. I don’t know what she’s promoting, maybe a new album, I’m not even sure if she ever had a first album, but I am sure she dropped off the celebrity scene to fuck black dudes, you know to keep things real….a strategic move in every popstar at her peak, right before everyone forgets you exist cuz you’re not 17 anymore’s career….. Here’s the photoshoot video…it may cause a seizure…. Here are the pics:

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