It's the beginning of the end. HBO has announced that Game of Thrones has a mere two seasons remaining, with only seven episodes set to comprise Season 7. What will go down this summer on the cable network epic? We can't say. But what will various scenes look like? Click through the already-released photos below to find out! 1. Jon Snow Fo’ Sho’ You may know nothing, Jon Snow. But you’ll still have a shot at the Throne on Season 7. 2. Daenerys in Westeros! Dany has arrived on the other side of the Narrow Sea. We get the feeling the Lannisters fortunes are about to take a turn for the worse. 3. Cersei on the Iron Throne Looks like Jamie is still standing by his sister. We’d say he’s her right hand man, but that might be a sore subject. 4. Varys Looking Sinister Everyone’s favorite eunuch is up to something. Some things never change. 5. Littlefinger & Sansa at the Wall As last season ended, the future of Littlefinger’s relationship with Sansa was unclear. Now it looks as though they might be scheming against Jon Snow. 6. Bran & Meera On the Run Bran and Meera are making tracks. They have an army of White Walkers in hot (or should we say cold?) pursuit. View Slideshow
Well, we might be a bit behind schedule due to the difficulty of finding suitably wintry filming locations on our increasingly balmy globe, but it’s finally time for our annual round of Let’s Speculate About Plot Points Based on Vague Game of Thrones Episode Titles ! In the past, the game was a bit easier, due to the fact that you could pick up one of the George R.R. Martin books that the series is based on figure out where things are headed. If you had no interest in reading the books, you could just find a dude who owns a decorative sword or an iguana named Drogon and ask him what happens next. These days, however, we’re well beyond the point where Martin’s last book left off, and it’s anyone’s guess as to where the Battle for the Iron Throne will lead from here. Earlier today, HBO dropped three big clues in our lap, and they’re a lot like Danerys’ dragon eggs from Season 1: Loaded with potential, but frustratingly mysterious. Fortunately, we’re here to help you puzzle them out. Here are the episodes and what we can glean based on their somewhat vague titles: Dragonstone (Sunday, July 16, 9:00-10:00 p.m. ET/PT): As fans of the books (and those who paid very close attention to the dialogue from the show) might already know, Dragonstone is the name of the Targaryen’s homeland in Westeros. Considering that’s where Dany and her fleet of ships were setting sail for in the Game of Thrones Season 6 finale , you can expect that that’s where much of the episode will take place. You can also expect that the newly-crowned Queen Cersei won’t be happy to hear that yet another claimant to the Iron Throne has arrived in the West. According to the official description from HBO: “Jon (Kit Harington) organizes the defense of the North. Cersei (Lena Headey) tries to even the odds. Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) comes home.” Yeah, not a whole lot of help there. Stormborn (Sunday, July 23, 9:00-10:00 p.m.): Yes, it sounds like we’re in for two Khaleesi-heavy episodes in a row! Any who dare complain will be promptly roasted (on Twitter, not by dragons). Stormborn, of course, is one of Daenerys’ many names along with Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, Inspirer of Impure Thoughts in Virginal Fan Boys. The episdode’s description reads: “Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) receives an unexpected visitor. Jon (Kit Harington) faces a revolt. Tyrion (Peter Dinklage) plans the conquest of Westeros.” We know from a previously released photo that this is also the episode in which Jon Snow leaves Winterfell, so don’t be surprised if these two fan favorites finally join forces. And Tyrion will be there, too! The Queen’s Justice (Sunday, July 30 9:00-10:00 p.m.): And this being Game of Thrones , we shouldn’t be surprised that it sounds as though that happy moment will be followed by misery for all. “Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) holds court. Cersei (Lena Headey) returns a gift. Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) learns from his mistakes.” “The King’s Justice” is a phrase used to refer to the royal executioner in King’s Landing. Since Cersei is sitting atop the Iron Throne these days, we’re guessing heads will roll in this episode. The description from HBO reads: “Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) holds court. Cersei (Lena Headey) returns a gift. Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) learns from his mistakes.” View Slideshow: Game of Thrones Season 7 Photos Are Here! So there you have it, couple that with what we already know about Season 7, and you start to get an idea of the show’s penultimate season. Not surprisingly, it’s dark, but it sounds like it’ll be peppered with some fan-pleasing moments, as well. As always you can watch Game of Thrones online to get caught up in time for the big premiere. But hurry – winter in July is coming,
Tony Stark is backing away from his Iron Man armor and a 15-year-old Black girl will be suiting up in his place. Meet Riri Williams. She’s about the slay your local comic shop. https://www.instagram.com/p/BHiMdGgAkYQ/ Can you say new cosplay inspiration? Marvel announced today that Riri will be taking over as Iron Man this Fall in […]
American Model Samantha Gradoville, who you may remember from such legendary posts as last week’s TITTIES FOR HARPER’S BAZAAR is making serious moves…this time with less amazing, hormone in the American food production system, disproportionately large and amazing tits, but with bikinis instead….and I am endorsing her rise to the top, even if she’s a no name now, she’s built better than pigs like Kate Upton, who only benefitted from the hormones in the food until her gut caught up with the rest of her…so anything is possible, miracles have happened to far less talented girls… I figure I’d be watching her rise to the top, you know keeping track of it, if I wasn’t so bored of all this talking about girls I don’t know, and was instead being charged for getting caught hiding under their bed masturbating to their dirty laundry while they were out on a shoot, or fucking a rockstar, or doing whatever it is that models do, which I assume is very little.
It’s PROM Season….even in Bulgaria, a country you probably assumed didn’t have schools, but was more into teaching kids the life of the streets in preparation of marrying some big, cold, tough chick named OLGA….which I guess after watching this prom video, is exactly what they are doing….keeping it hip hop and thug life while a bitch in red who will grow to be 200 pounds of solid muscle gets involved all kinds…. This is a bit more exciting than hanging in the lobby of every hotel room during prom season hoping to save a sick girl who partied too much with my penis….I figure a high school education is the right level of naivety needed to penetrate especially when drunk for the first time in her tacky cheap gown wearing life…
Ewelina Olczak is curvy as fuck and should be in a bikini all the fucking time, it only makes sense, it is her calling, there is little else out there for her to be doing…. She’s Polish, she’s 22, and she’s got good hip to waist ratio….. She’s everything Kate Upton isn’t. The only tragic thing in all this is that she’s gone the route of bikini model rather than male order bride, cam girl, or human trafficked escort…. Where is the IRON Curtain and it’s communist repression when we fucking need it….
Killing zombies is one thing, but how about killing humans? That’s one of the many questions at the heart of the latest episode of ‘Walking Dead.’ By Josh Wigler Daryl Dixon in “Walking Dead” Photo: AMC
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