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Sharon Stone’s Big Old Lady Tits Lookin’ Good of the Day

I generally hate old ladies…but I am totally down with whatever is going on here….possibly because her pussy was a big part of my masturbation in the 90s back when I’d rent her video and pause the shit on the pussy flash scene….trying to get it in perfect frame so that I could make out her labia before DVD existed….so many times that we were practically in a relationship. A relationship that ended when the internet hit and I got access to porn. But a relationship I’ll remember forever as a glorious time in my shitty fucking life…. I don’t know why she’s looking so hot at this event, it’s like some divorcee at the night club wanting to get some dick in her to make up for lost time and feel loved thanks to her husband leaving her for a 20 year old shit….a place I like to call heaven. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Paz dela Huerta is Broken and May Need Fixing of the Day

I am not going to let a little “What the fuck happened to this crazy crackhead’s face” get in the way of my love of Paz de la Huerta….a girl who’s great tits were all over boardwalk empire, until she got fired for being a fucking hipster crackhead with great tits. I mean she looks like she’s died and been left at the bottom of a swamp for a few months….but I am a loyal man, who will love her bloated, discolored, fucked up gutter face…. I mean I’m used to broken things, disgusting things, meth scabs can make for romantic games…and they don’t taste too bad either…at least not according to my friend Feotus….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Camille Rowe Models Bikinis for Seafolly of the Day

I’ve posted PICS OF Camille Rowe Naked and Half Naked a few times before….because I like to keep track of these models who are willing to get naked to get ahead, which happen to be all models, because the ones who don’t get naked never get to the level where any of us will ever know they exist. They are more the kind that do local wedding dress fashion shows and shit you don’t care about and will never masturbate to, but that give them an ego because none of their friends are having low level catalog pictures taken of them….. I’m more into real models, who get paid a lot of money to strip down, it’s just the idea that fashion turns a normal hot chick into a stripper that fires me up….not to mention their bodies in pictures are awesome to look at….even when I know their bodies in person are probably 6 foot tall, broad and scary as shit. All this to say, Camille Rowe is from France and that means she has anal sex on the first date after some wine and cheese…..and that just makes her better.

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Camille Rowe Models Bikinis for Seafolly of the Day

Petra Nemcova Hot Lingerie Photoshoot of the Day

My favorite thing about Petra Nemcova is that she survived the Tsunami like a superhero when the person she was with, her fiance, didn’t. Unless it was just an extravagant attempt to escape being locked down by her, and dude lives a life under a different name in South East Asia, which is possible, because even the hottest bitches, are nagging, self involved, emotionally driven, cunts who annoy as they try to control their man….. My other favorite thing about Petra Nemcova, is staring at her nipples. She’s a survivor and by survivor I mean lovely as fuck…..

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Emily Didonato’s Titties for Fashion of the Day

Jake Gylenhaal’s Beard has nipples…not that he would know…since they aren’t attached to Heath Ledger’s dick….a dick he still jerks off to whenever he can…because that’s just the kind of loyal queen Gyellenhaal is… Her name is Emily Didonato, she’s an amazingly hot model, who has been hired to distract from Jake’s homosexuality, not because being a homo is a bad thing, but because being a homo takes away from his heart throb status to tween girls everywhere, which affects ticket sales to the shitty movies he is in and they can’t have that…. At least that’s the story I like to believe, because women in sexless relationships bring me so much more hope than girls happy with their rich and famous boyfriends… Whatever her ladder climbing story is, I’d totally love to be behind her in line at starbucks while she was wearing her fitness gear….or even next to her at a hotel pool…so that I could stare from afar like a creep…like I do with so many other chicks I encounter….It’s my move. This Baywatch inspired shoot for Double Magazine…is pretty awesome…

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Helen Flanagan in a Bow Tie of the Day

Helen Flanagan makes me laugh and not just because of her Megan Fox tattoo on her forearm, in what must have been a drunk decision, or maybe her losing a bet at a party, whatever the reason for it, an no matter how awful and horrid it is it doesn’t over power the amazingness of her fucking tits…and thank god for that…not that any tattoo would take away from any tits… The only thing that makes tits not matter is when they are lesbian tits….in which case they are barely tits…up on a “If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound” shit….because being on a lesbian, they no longer matter even if they are amazing and you can still jerk off to them… I digress…this HELEN FLANAGAN ….is fantastic…she left a hit Soap Opera, one of the longest running shows in the UK, to be a Glamour Model…and that’s just such bad planning it’s erotic…but only cuz she’s got these tits… Thank you hormones in the food.

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Helen Flanagan in a Bow Tie of the Day

Emma Watson for W of the Day

Emma Watson is in W MAGAZINE and these are some of the pictures….boring fucking pictures…that luckily are exciting to her fans, because her fans are into Wizards and shit, making them not so into girls, or at least into fucking girls, but more into lusting after them in uncomfortable ways as they LARP….. You know she could be in a clown costume, mascot costume, just the idea that it is Emma Watson…the EMMA WATSON…from Harry Potter….makes them spontaneously ejaculate….I mean as far as they’re concerned they’ve been in a relationship for the last decade and her older familiar face…is all they want to know…and anyway they get it, they are stoked… While I’m more into nude fashion shoots. Call me crazy.

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Lisandra Mendes in a Bikini for Eve Brazil of the Day

Lisandra Mendes is either Portuguese or Brazilian. I can’t find anything about her on the internet, but in defense of her relevance and importance to the world, I didn’t look that hard. I mean she could be a massive hit in whatever country she’s from for all I know, and she should be, cuz this ethnic body is pro….top notch…and meant to be modeling bikinis…so whoever she is, and whatever she does, let’s hope the evil corporations like Victoria’s Secret abduct her and her family and put her to work, cuz she’s fucking lovely half naked….and if I wasn’t so lazy, I’d totally dig through the internet for more….

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Lisandra Mendes in a Bikini for Eve Brazil of the Day

Lisandra Mendes in a Bikini for Eve Brazil of the Day

Lisandra Mendes is either Portuguese or Brazilian. I can’t find anything about her on the internet, but in defense of her relevance and importance to the world, I didn’t look that hard. I mean she could be a massive hit in whatever country she’s from for all I know, and she should be, cuz this ethnic body is pro….top notch…and meant to be modeling bikinis…so whoever she is, and whatever she does, let’s hope the evil corporations like Victoria’s Secret abduct her and her family and put her to work, cuz she’s fucking lovely half naked….and if I wasn’t so lazy, I’d totally dig through the internet for more….

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Lisandra Mendes in a Bikini for Eve Brazil of the Day

Beth Humphries Presents 2013′s Sexiest New Babes of the Day

Glamour Models represent all that is right in the world. They are average looking at best, you know the girl you’d never think would become a model growing up, who would have just assumed would have had kids at 20 with her uncle who molested her and made her the broken girl she is, but who instead aborted that mission, took off her shirt and never had to work a regular job again, because thanks to the need for topless models in the UK coupled with her great tits, shot by decent photographers, she can be a star in her own right…and like a stripper she’s probably a cunt, with an ego, who thinks she’s more important than she is, but that’s ok, cuz even though we know she’s a nobody, her talents are a joke, we can still stare at her tits, and they are lovely. Glamour Models remind me of the purpose of a woman and the reason they were sent to this earth….and that is to please men.

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Beth Humphries Presents 2013′s Sexiest New Babes of the Day