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Beth Humphries Presents 2013′s Sexiest New Babes of the Day

Glamour Models represent all that is right in the world. They are average looking at best, you know the girl you’d never think would become a model growing up, who would have just assumed would have had kids at 20 with her uncle who molested her and made her the broken girl she is, but who instead aborted that mission, took off her shirt and never had to work a regular job again, because thanks to the need for topless models in the UK coupled with her great tits, shot by decent photographers, she can be a star in her own right…and like a stripper she’s probably a cunt, with an ego, who thinks she’s more important than she is, but that’s ok, cuz even though we know she’s a nobody, her talents are a joke, we can still stare at her tits, and they are lovely. Glamour Models remind me of the purpose of a woman and the reason they were sent to this earth….and that is to please men.

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Beth Humphries Presents 2013′s Sexiest New Babes of the Day

Jessica Simpson Pregnant Pic of the Day

I don’t know why pregnant pics of Jessica Simpson bring me such joy….but they do…she’s a fucking tank…filled with fetus and Texan BBQ….and her ankles look like they are going to break from all the pressure and her pants look like they’ve taken on the biggest challenge of their pants life….because she really takes pregnancy and eating for two seriously…and the whole thing is fucking lovely….the beautiful glow of a pregnant woman….who is about to explode and splatter cake all over people in a 20 foot radius of her…. Normally pregnancy grosses me out…but today…it makes me laugh… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jessica Simpson Pregnant Pic of the Day

Jessica Simpson Pregnant Pic of the Day

I don’t know why pregnant pics of Jessica Simpson bring me such joy….but they do…she’s a fucking tank…filled with fetus and Texan BBQ….and her ankles look like they are going to break from all the pressure and her pants look like they’ve taken on the biggest challenge of their pants life….because she really takes pregnancy and eating for two seriously…and the whole thing is fucking lovely….the beautiful glow of a pregnant woman….who is about to explode and splatter cake all over people in a 20 foot radius of her…. Normally pregnancy grosses me out…but today…it makes me laugh… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Nicki Minaj Gives Lil Wayne a Lap Dance of the Day

Here’s a little Nicki Minaj in leggings looking like she’s wearing a diaper…because her ass is that fat….giving Lil Wayne a lap dance like she was the one having a seizure…shaking her ass….like she was a stripper….when in fact she’s some Drama student who was raised in a white neighborhood just marketed as a gutter hip hop girl who would have stripped had her parents not been middle class….you know because it makes for a good story, or a better story, in her quest to find authenticity….in her plastic bullshit life… But you know what, I appreciate the effort and her trying….it’s a good look for national TV….

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Olivia Munn in her Bikini for Esquire of the Day

Oliva Munn is the fucking worst, but for some reason people still care about her. I would have figured her leaving a now defunct show that is all she’s ever really done, would make her semi-irrelevance totally irrelevant…..but the reality is her semi irrelevance was designed for nerds….who as we know are a loyal crowd, who would never make her fade into obscurity….at least that’s what her hard nipples in Esquire are telling me, cuz why the fuck else would they feature her….I mean it’s not like she’s a household name….she’s not even hot…but whatever…I’ll just go with it…

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Olivia Munn in her Bikini for Esquire of the Day

Ireland Baldwin’s 5 Year Old Vagina of the Day

I like to think `17 year old Ireland Baldwin has officially mastered VINE with this comedic gem that covers topics such as pedophilia, diddling a 5 year old Vagina….I guess when babysitting….in what would be the kind of pedophilia I would be into if I had a 5 year old vagina and she was my babysitter, you know the kind I wouldn’t have repressed memories about or that I wouldn’t become a lesbian over, because she’s a bit of a babe and being molested by a babe…is a dream of mine….

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Nina Agdal for Penti Swimwear of the Day

Nina Agdal is probably going to be on the cover of SI next year, now that Kate Upton has eaten her way to the top and they’ve milked her as much as they can before having to accept that her tits are exhausted and that there is no more milk to give….and the good news is that their second in line is this Nina chick, who although can look a little big in the forehead, you know like the kind of girl you’d find chronic masturbating on a short bus field trip to the museum, or wherever they take retarded people when they leave the institution, but her body, just fuckin’ wins….so much that I am posting her stupid bikini video promoting bikinis…even though I’m far more interested in her not wearing bikinis at all. I’m basic like that.

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Nina Agdal for Penti Swimwear of the Day

Heidi Klum’s Nipples at Some Event of the Day

Apparently people can see Heidi Klum’s nipples in this picture of her in what is being called a see through dress….all I see is some titties….maybe some underwear holding her broken down uterus in place….a bit of a belly….and some belly button….but more importantly, I see an old tired face a pretty horrible tattoo and someone who is a fraction of what Heidi Klum once was… Sure she’s still great for a 50 year old mom of 12, but that’s kinda like saying “she’s hot for a fat chick”…or “she’s the richest McDonald’s cashier”….you know being the best at a horrible thing….is still being horrible… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Arm Wrestling Chick Screaming of the Day

Apparently, female arm wrestling is my new favorite sport. Not because I like the idea of a girl who can humiliate me in front for a group of people by showing off how pussy these computer typing arms are….but because of the screams….

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Arm Wrestling Chick Screaming of the Day

Miranda Kerr Booty For Instagram of the Day

Miranda Kerr, finally free from the devil at Victoria’s Secret, has done a photoshoot for V Magazine, and decided to post it to her social media, all bootyful and amazing….because guess what, there is life after the oppressor, corporate demon that has you locked down in prison….cuz when you look like Miranda Kerr, lots of other people will want to pay you to get half naked, and even if they don’t, you can just take selfies like everyone else…Yay…

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Miranda Kerr Booty For Instagram of the Day