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Selma Blair’s Bikini Pics Aren’t So Hot of the Day

What you probably don’t realize, because she hasn’t made all that much noise career-wise the last decade, is that Selma Blair, mom and star of such classic movies as Cruel Intentions, is that she’s actually 40 years old….so rockin’ a bikini with a t-shirt on is probably a good thing. I mean no one needs to see her mangled stretched out belly scars, leave that shit for her husband, who everyday has to ask himself why he went along with the whole making babies thing…because you know if she’s hiding the gunt, the cunt is probably worse off…..he could have just kept her a skinny little out of work celebrity….like she’s been the last 10 years….but instead he shot for the uterus and now his bitch wears t-shirts to the beach like a fat chick. Lucky guy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Zoe Saldana is Strategically Nude for Allure of the Day

Zoe Saldana is strategically nude for Allure and I don’t think her fan base is really going to give a fuck, despite being awkward virgin losers, because she only matters to them when she’s painted blue, and all non blue painted nude photoshoots are just pulling away from what they care about and what makes her matter to them….her being the Avatar love interest… You know every other movie she does takes away from what she is to them, so in a lot of ways these strategic nudes are depressing to the people who actually care about her, and depressing to me, because they are strategic nudes and her ethnic vag isn’t spread eagled.

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Ariana Grande Reading DrunkenStepfather.com of the Day

I don’t know who Ariana Grande is, I just know she’s laying on her bed, sprawled out, reading DrunkenStepfather.com….so I guess I have to promote her young, tight, fit, revealing pink outfit…. Sure, she may not even be on DrunkenStepfather.com, but you know you’re dick isn’t the one being sucked in all that POV porn you jerk off to. Let me have my fantasies, even if they are so far from reality, and involve me thinking my site matters so much, some Nickelodeon star reads the shit like it’s the scripture. I mean it’d be nice if she did, it’d increase my chances of K-Fed-ing her….a plan I’ve had in my back pocket since starting the site…. Come on Ariana, let your vagina save me from this hell I live… It’s not creepy cuz she’s 19….

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Rihanna Modeling Bullshit for Instagram of the Day

Rihanna is a bit of an Exhibitionist…the kind of girl who if she never made it as a pop star billion dollar brand….she’d probably be a cam girl…or a hooker…but more likely a cam girl…the kind who masturbates in the library for her fans….because that’s just the kind of pervert she is…getting thrills by putting her pussy on blast…something I can endorse.. You see cuz even now, as this big celebrity, she gets her nipples, tits, whatever she can out there as often as possible, and that’s with a management team watching her every move so that she doesn’t offend anyone or ruin what they’ve already built up for her….so you can just imagine how hardcore she’d go without people controlling her every move and that to me is far hotter than looking at her side tit while she’s promoting her sweatshop made discount gutter clothing line…but the side tit is still good to me…

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Syrian Heart Eating of the Day

Here’s a video that is going viral of a Syrian rebel eating the heart of a soldier, because he was instructed to, or something equally insane, in efforts to make a point, that even when you aren’t a Zombie, you can show a motherfucker who is boss when at war…. Makes me wonder where the world is going…I mean is this human instinct? Is this the shit we are programmed to do? Should anyone really be doing this or acting like this under any circumstances? Is the fact that they think they are doing this for god cause for concern? I mean to me this is just the beginning of the fucking end…and this shit…is nuts. In the video, Abu Sakkar, a founder of the rebel Farouq Brigade, begins cutting apart the body of a dead Syrian soldier. Then, according to Reuters, he addresses the camera, saying: “I swear to God we will eat your hearts and your livers, you soldiers of Bashar the dog.” He eats the heart of the dead soldier, while the crowd behind the camera cheers “Allahu akbar” (“God is great”). The video is branded with the logo of the Syrian Truth Facebook page. I hear it’s good source of protein… We’re all fucking doomed….

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Michea Crawford Naked for Fashion of the Day

Michea Crawford used to live in Montreal. We have a lot of mutual friends. I don’t think I’ve ever met her, which is probably a good thing, because if I did, I’d probably want to pull a Cleveland on her and make her my child bride, all locked in my basement. She’s just that perfect. Seriously. She’s got this amazing face, this amazing body, and is the kind of girl I would like to write my love about in my diary. You know the kind of girl I spend my entire life mourning never knowing, but feeling like a better man, knowing that we may have been in the same room at least once in our lives….forever connected at the soul….despite her not knowing who I am…kinda thing. All this to say, I am convinced she’s the next big thing in modeling, if she plays her cards right and hustles proper, there is no reason why she can’t be an SI Swimsuit girl or a Victoria’s Secret girl….I mean she’s as hot as those bitches…but I wouldn’t be too bummed if she kept up these nipple filled photoshoots for the rest of time…they are fun to stare at and fall in love with all over again. Michea Crawford for president.

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Raquel Pomplun is Playmate of the Year 2013 of the Day

Her name is Raquel Pomplun and she was just announced as being the Playmate of the year for 2013….and no one gave a fuck…because Playboy has fallen off harder than Hefner’s ability to get an erection…. and issue that has lead to him choosing the worst fucking bitches ever to be in his magazine, TV show, and whatever else he touches….thanks to the internet, Playboy and the glory days that made him a fortune are over….I mean I doubt he even knows where he is at the event…. Here are a bunch of pictures of her….none of them naked…because Playboy is evil and will sue me…and I’m not into that over nonsense sluts who just got titled a title that no longer means anything to anyone but a few strippers with a dream.

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Ashley Tisdale Has Tits in her Bikini while Tanning of the Day

Holy shit….Ashley Tisdale…..what’s going on here…. It looks like she’s got this thing finally figured out. You know how to work her average at best in real life terms and ugly as shit in hollywood terms face….and that’s strip the fuck down…. Her fit body, and push up bra bikini, making her look like she’s got some C cups, is the fucking answer… Instead of nose job, she needed a boob job, to remind us that a busted down face doesn’t fucking matter…. These tanning pics of her, all staged and shit, work for me, cuz from the neck down, she looks like she’s won…as much as someone like her can win…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Barbara Palvin’s Behind the Scenes Lingerie Pics of the Day

I guess this Victoria’s Secret recruited 18 year old from a Eastern European country, that I can only assume is part of the human trafficking trade, because how else does an 18 year old girl from an Eastern European country end up in America working for top brands….I mean all the Eastern European girls I know are on webcam sites hiding their bruises while being watched by their handlers so they don’t cry for help….. Whatever the reason for Barbara Palvin, she’s here, she’s not all that hot, she’s modeling for Intimissimi Lingerie, because I guess Victoria’s Secret likes to share her, you know lend her to other companies, to build her resume and portfolio and fanbase, before locking her down, and these are the behind the scenes pics. Inspiring. I know.

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Kirsten Dunst in her Underwear on Set of the Day

Here are some seriously shit quality pics of Kirsten Dunst on her movie making comeback tour – on the set of Anchorman 2 – and she’s in her underwear….at least that is what I am told…it looks more like some weird looking dress , or maybe some vintage lingerie that she got back when her career was relevant, 50 fucking years aog…. It’s the kind of underwear that you’d think that I can’t really masturbate to….but luckily…I can masturbate to anything…especially a silly toothed, big titty, mental health issue ridden, addict who was once an “It girl” everyone loved, despite her inability to shower, who is still trying despite being old, tired, damaged and in pixelated lingerie from another era….. If you throw it my way, if I’ll take on that masturbation challenge….it’s the only thing I know. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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