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Zoe Saldana’s Got Some Hard Nipples of the Day

Posted on May 9, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder how man people have jerked off to Zoe Saldana in her Avatar costume….I am going to assume a lot, because there are a lot of weird Sci/Fi nerds out there who are disgusted by real women, because real women, or more importantly, the way real women ignore them make them so angry, that the only way they can get off is when they are dressed like aliens. You know, the kind of weirdo you’d expect to be serial if he had a few more social skills, but instead just kills rodents he buys at the pet store to calm himself… I am going to also assume that those people who jerked off to her in her avatar costume probably have no interest in her hard human nipples….they just aren’t blue enough….and the rest of you probably have no idea who she is, but I’m posting it anyway, because every since I was 13, hard nipples excited me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Catherine McNeil is a Babe in Numero of the Day

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Catherine McNeil is 24, born in 1989, from Australia and I’ve never heard of her….probably because my model knowledge barely exists, I just post pics of their nipples, fashionable hipster bush or bikini and lingerie bodies…knowing that they are all interchangeable…. After a bit of research (wikipedia)….it turns out that she’s a lesbian…..and is engaged to some Australian MTV Dj, that sounds more like they are trying to conceptualize a reality show like Jersey Shore about lipstick lesbians and how they deal with pretending to not want cock because it’s good for building a fan base, while real lesbians, the penis haters who were traumatized by penis at 12, thanks to some uncle, go along with the lie, because they like thinking some of their kind are actual babes… All this to say, I wouldn’t mind letting her eat out my man pussy like it would advance her career….she’s kinda hot…for a lesbian….

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McKayla Maroney’s Bikini in a Bikini on Keek of the Day

Posted on May 9, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like to use these KEEK videos as a reminder to all you freaks, that this girl, is like 12. I get that she is an american hero, with all her Olympic Gold Medal winning. You know old enough to represent your country should mean old enough to masturbate to herin a bikini…..not to mention that she’s on TV now, which also cancels out her age to the perverts, because the media is serving her to the creepy fans on a platter….and sure we were all 17 years old once, and we all got drunk, high and fucked at 17, and the day we turned 18 and legal nothing changed….even 25 years later…I am still the fucking same…but I wasn’t on hormone therapy to stunt my growth to make me a winner…like she is…. All this to say, her gymnast body in a bikini at 17 creeps me out. Even if she was 18 it would creep me out. But I do appreciate her flexibility….

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Mollie King in Her Bikini for Social Media of the Day

Posted on May 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mollie King is some random chick in some random UK band called TheSaturdays who I don’t give a fuck about…they are probably some contrived shit the put out garbage music that have brainwashing undertones that idiot kids listen to and suddenly crave sugary foods, drinks and designer clothing or some shit. I saw Josie and the Pussycats, I know how this shit works…..but I also know that despite being a talentless clown with no soul who figures this is a better, more glamourous gig than working a Hooters, you know with far better perks thanks to the marketing that goes into her, despite being owned by the company that owns her, I still like staring at her instagram pics of her in a bikini…..I’m a creep like that…no wait, I’m not a creep, I am just into amateur photography and the apps that make it look higher concept…no wait, I’m a creep like that….now show me more bikini…

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Izabel Goulart in the Making of her GQ Brasil Photoshoot of the Day

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I posted Izaebel Goulart GQ pics last week. I thought it was for Mexico and mocked the likelihood of there being much of an office or people working there…you know cuz Mexicans are lazy and would have no budget for photoshoots or even camera equipment……but apparently, it is for GQ Brasil, which would make sense, since it is where she lives and more importantly, where she is celebrated as a big star who made it in America….and thank god for that…because a life without pics of her posing like this is a life not worth living….I mean semi-retired, old tired models doing sexy shit….even if we’ve SEEN IZABEL GOULART LIKE THIS MANY TIMES BEFORE including some pics WITH NIPPLE but I’ll take these pics anyway…

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Sarah Jessica Parker in a Horrible Upskirt of the Day

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This should be NSFW but she’s not showing off her horse dick, so I guess it’s ok, even if it is totally fucking offensive….you know just knowing what foot shaped fleshy mound is hidden beneath those pants….pants she’s totally liberal with showing the world, because I guess she misses the days that she was on a hit show and the public were brain washed into thinking she was hot, or someone who’s sex life you’d want to fucking follow, because let’s face it, the world, especially those watching TV shows like that, is filled with pathetic people who just don’t know better….like SJP up in here not knowing to keep her dress on the motherfucking floor where it belongs….

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New Face Megan Fox Hot Enough for a Mom on Set of the Day

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Looks like she’s doing the Cher…all new mom, full face of botox, wrecked while doing a little fitness….It’s Megan Fox people, she doesn’t matter anymore, you know now that she barely gets work, and more importantly now that she’s in her 30s and has brought the spawn of David from 90210 to existence, like some bitch who has been held captive in Ohio, that no one bothered saving cuz she was too much of a cunt. But I’ll still look on and judge her form…I’m forgiving like that….or maybe I’m just a pervert. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kelly Osbourne Unfortunately in a Bikini for SELF Magazine of the Day

Posted on May 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Photoshopped Kelly Osbourne is on the cover of SELF Magazine, next to a headline on 5 minute abs, even though her abs look more like a singular hard packed piled of shit that is impacted inside her from all the anal I assume she has because either she’s got a dick, at least that’s what her sex appeal in a bikini tells me, or no one, not even the biggest gold digger or Sabbath fan wants to K-Fed her….she’s just that appealing a vagina… I guess she’s on the cover because she’s made progress and is not as fat as she once was, but that’s really not saying all that much, because let’s face it, no one should be as fat as she was and losing that weight shouldn’t be celebrated, because she shouldn’t have been there in the first place. It’s like celebrating a convicted killer for not killing a guy he got in a fight with, you know only leaving his face smashed in but still breathing, only with more bikini and far less excitement…here are the pics to start your day in a horrible way…. She is a monster…

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Barbara Palvin for Terry Richardson of the Day

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There was a time when Terry Richardson would get crackhead models to do crackhead things that usually involved his penis at the worst, or their vaginas at the best….meaning he built a career on being this pervert, modeling fucking, cool guy, smut peddler who knew the right people…but now when he gets models, even the 18 year old eager ones he normally would have had spread eagled, he just gets them to show their un-toned bellies, instead of hipster bush, trying to impress and he masterminds the bitches…what a bummer. He’s been ruined by corporate clients who frown upon the softcore porn that was spun as art that made this guy….it’s all about the money. There comes a time we all need to sell out.

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Adriana Lima and Dourtzen Kroes for the Victoria’s Secret May Catalog of the Day

Posted on May 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are two Victoria’s Secret moms, because I guess they encourage fertility at head office, despite how hard babies ruin a bitch, which is weird, you’d think if you owned a bikini company with bikini models, you’d probably not even want these girls to get their periods for fear of ruining the suits, but I guess once you import them and give them their paperwork, they are free to breed if you want, even if it should be stipulated in contract that they can’t, even if they are the genetically superior woman, far better than the ones I see in the park, who don’t bounce back from this pregnancy thing… One is Doutzen Kroes, who shows her baby making stomach that is ripped, the other Adriana Lima who doesn’t. Both totally interchangeable, in terms of poses and outfits, because Victoria’s Secret catalogs are the fucking worst.

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