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Miranda Kerr Naked and Beached for Vogue of the Day

Posted on May 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When it comes to looking at nude pics of Miranda Kerr, I don’t feel like her OB/GYN, which is how I feel when most moms get naked in front of me, or in pictures I am trying to masturbate to, because I look at their gaping vaginas thank to child birth, and broken down, stretched out stomachs, and feel like I need to latex glove the shit and dig in watch deep to really feel around to see if anything was left behind. You know, cuz most of the time moms are disgusting…but this Miranda Kerr naked is like watching an 18 year old virgin skinny dipping, all innocent and untouched, even if I know she’s not…she’s just that lovely…even more so now that she’s quit the whole Victoria’s Secret shit, for what I am going to assume is a movie career, or something bigger scale than just being a shitty catalog model, and the good news is that it starts with some tits….and here they are for Vogue Italy….all wet and lovely..

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Miranda Kerr Naked and Beached for Vogue of the Day

Posted on May 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When it comes to looking at nude pics of Miranda Kerr, I don’t feel like her OB/GYN, which is how I feel when most moms get naked in front of me, or in pictures I am trying to masturbate to, because I look at their gaping vaginas thank to child birth, and broken down, stretched out stomachs, and feel like I need to latex glove the shit and dig in watch deep to really feel around to see if anything was left behind. You know, cuz most of the time moms are disgusting…but this Miranda Kerr naked is like watching an 18 year old virgin skinny dipping, all innocent and untouched, even if I know she’s not…she’s just that lovely…even more so now that she’s quit the whole Victoria’s Secret shit, for what I am going to assume is a movie career, or something bigger scale than just being a shitty catalog model, and the good news is that it starts with some tits….and here they are for Vogue Italy….all wet and lovely..

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Charles Ramsey The Guy Who Saved Cleveland Girls of the Day

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In case you’ve been sleeping, which I have, there were some women held captive the last 10 years in Cleveland who were rescued today, thanks to this guy Charles Ramsey. The story would be weirder if it wasn’t in Ohio, because everyone I know from Ohio is a bit of a sexual deviant, but in Ohio, it is almost expected. What wasn’t expected was how awesome the interview with the hero of the story would be… He’s got some awesome lines. From eating his McDonalds, from saying his neighbor’s got huge testicles, to saying he knew the white girl had problems when she ran into a black guys arms, all on national TV, his glorious moment of glory, his 15 minutes of fame as a hero crackhead who I am sure will be remixed and autotuned for a year to come because it deserves it. His quotes, his camera presence, all fucking glorious. Someone get this guy a talk show. Seriously.

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Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I prefer my bikinis to be crotchless, but this works too, especially on a nice sunny Sunday in the park while I sit back and look onto your sun tanning because half naked girls, even when fat and talking about salad, in some confusing twilight zone way, is fun to stare at, even when it isn’t built like this innovative japanese bikini…so when I see this all I see is possibilities….but maybe I’m just sucked in by the video production qulaity of the japanese babe modeling this shit….

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Julianne Hough Flashes Her Cooter the Old Fashioned Way of the Day

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There’s nothing quite like a good old fashioned, getting out of the car, panty and labia flash, to remind us that Julianne Hough cares about increasing her popularity, and having the media talk about her, now that she doesn’t have Ryan Seacrest’s fame and fortune to attach herself to, as people look on and wonder whether she’s just his beard, because there’s no way those frosted tips don’t like anal, the bottom kind. Because once you hit a level of celebrity, the paparazzi love when you pull this kind of shit off…. While I just look on and imagine what could have been if it all didn’t work out for her, because let’s face it, there’s really only 2 jobs a professional dancer can take, and she got her hands on the wrong one. But at least she’s giving us a taste of what coulda been, while getting herself written about, all thanks to a little low level pussy flash. I’m into it. Next time a little more crotchless and a lot more spread asshole. It will distract from her shitty face…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Vanessa Hudgens Dumpy Leggings Ass of the Day

Posted on May 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sometimes leggings fail us. Here is Vanessa Hudgens demonstrating when that happens. Her bumpy, sock full of marbles looking ass in a pair of workout pants, that look like she shat herself, or is in a diaper, or wearing a 1930s menstrual belt, makes absolutely no sense. This must be some kind of candid camera prank or some shit, because I’ve seen dumpy fat chicks, far fatter and more dumpy than Vanessa Hudgens in Leggings, and they squeezed there shit into a nice and smooth formation…. This shit is just weird. Here’s a Vanessa Hudgens Music Video to Kill Yourself To

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The Reese Witherspoon Arrest Tapes of the Day

Posted on May 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Reese Witherspoon arrest is a nice example of her true colors, she’s a cunt, but I could have already told you that and I’ve never met her, but more importantly, her pussy actor husband not having her back as he shits himself getting arrested, because his cushy bullshit life doesn’t take well to real situations like getting arrested, and says “I had nothing to do with that”….in a broken voice…because these people, when you strip away their money, can’t handle the simple things in life in a normal way, they think, because we make them think, that they are important, above the law and run the fucking country, even though all they do is play make belief. Fuck em all. I am just bummed she wasn’t sent to county, prison raped, and taught a few lessons of how the world, when you’re not a millionaire celebrity people suck up all the time, works. The worst thing in all this, is that I still think this is a publicity stunt to promote her movie and get her in the news.

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The Reese Witherspoon arrest is a nice example of her true colors, she’s a cunt, but I could have already told you that and I’ve never met her, but more importantly, her pussy actor husband not having her back as he shits himself getting arrested, because his cushy bullshit life doesn’t take well to real situations like getting arrested, and says “I had nothing to do with that”….in a broken voice…because these people, when you strip away their money, can’t handle the simple things in life in a normal way, they think, because we make them think, that they are important, above the law and run the fucking country, even though all they do is play make belief. Fuck em all. I am just bummed she wasn’t sent to county, prison raped, and taught a few lessons of how the world, when you’re not a millionaire celebrity people suck up all the time, works. The worst thing in all this, is that I still think this is a publicity stunt to promote her movie and get her in the news.

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Dita Von Teese Fetish Vine of the Day

Posted on May 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dita Von Teese was a gutter fetish model before she got “famous” on the internet, landing some Playboy shit that turned her into a Jenny McCarthy, star fucking, mainstream version of a pin-up model, in an era when Burlesque made a comeback, well she posted one of her earlier clips, ballerina feet in pie, and I had no choice but to post it, because it’s a ridiculous fetish, and more importantly, any girl can do this at home for some extra money, without feeling like a gutter hooker, even if like Dita Von Teese, you are.

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Victoria’s Secret Island Hopping Catalog of the Day

Posted on May 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The whole idea of me posting catalog pics is just insane to me. I mean I get it, there are hot models photoshopped in standardized bikini pictures that we’ve all seen countless times before, but seriously, if I had my hands on this catalog, I wouldn’t jerk off to it, I wouldn’t bring it out to show my friends – “Hey guys check out this catalog I just got for Victoria’s Secret”, but for some reason, a reason I don’t know, I post it to the internet like it fucking matters…I mean sure the bitches are hot, but fuck, I need to be doing better things with my life than this nonsense…I mean seriously…this is nonsense…noise…garbage…yet here it is anyway because I haven’t figured out my exit strategy.

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