The whole idea of me posting catalog pics is just insane to me. I mean I get it, there are hot models photoshopped in standardized bikini pictures that we’ve all seen countless times before, but seriously, if I had my hands on this catalog, I wouldn’t jerk off to it, I wouldn’t bring it out to show my friends – “Hey guys check out this catalog I just got for Victoria’s Secret”, but for some reason, a reason I don’t know, I post it to the internet like it fucking matters…I mean sure the bitches are hot, but fuck, I need to be doing better things with my life than this nonsense…I mean seriously…this is nonsense…noise…garbage…yet here it is anyway because I haven’t figured out my exit strategy.
In case you didn’t know, Miley Cyrus is fucking hot and here she is at her fucking hottest. I’ve been celebrating her break-up and her recent coming back into the limelight to show that fucker what he’s missing, ever since it happened. You know in a bitter, spiteful, typical girl way. But this shit is just over the fucking top. I mean I’ve been documenting pretty much every pic she’s put on twitter, every song she’s put out, every short shorts, high heels, no bra, child star with serious underlying issues, but this V Magazine shit, pretty much jsut blew my fucking mind. I am almost as excited as the Disney exec who just hired her after her dad and mom signed the waiver saying they will never sue him for the blowjobs he gets from her as it’s part of the business….only the things i would to do her are far more perverted than that dude. Seriously, as long as Miley isn’t talking, and as long as you don’t see her entitled brat ways, she’s glorious. I’m into this.
I have very little to say about Amanda Bynes. Other than I love her. Even when everyone else is saturating the topic, you know getting in the way of my love, by trying to understand this child star who went off the deep end, because that’s what the celeb media does, which is coincidentally exactly what she wanted. It’s like she’s fit, she’s busty, she’s got long legs and the people don’t want anything to do with her, they don’t give her work and they don’t track her every move, which I’m sure to her made no sense, so with her team of hired people she decided to cause scandals, make them think you’re crazy and at least get them talking, knowing exactly what she’s doing, and really it’s been the best thing for her career. People are bored, people like crazy. This installment of bra flash, big titty selfie, in her scripted breakdown into crazy, is my kind of crazy. It is the gateway to more exhibitionism, which is really what the people want, and by people I mean me, because none of you fuckers matter, you’re just getting in the way of my connection with Amanda Bynes. Amanda Bynes. She’s amazing.
Since Bar Refaeli was kinda fallen off the model map, you know back when Victoria’s Secret fired her, because everyone knows Victoria’s Secret is the only bikini company that matters, at least that’s what they want you to think, and that’s also what Bar Refaeli’s pretty garbage career since Victoria’s Secret would tell you, because no other bikini company, no matter how ghetto, really wants to hire someone the competition fired, they’d rather just go out and find hot no name bitches to make celebrities of instead, it’s like you don’t take someone table scraps, unless you’re willing to admit you can’t afford food of your own, and that you are second rate. But the good new is, with digital cameras and cellphones, she doesn’t need paying jobs, she can be a bikini model, like all the girls on instagram, everyone’s a fucking bikini model now, and thank god for that.
It’s funny that it is legal for a mother to whore out her teen daughters for the media via the paparazzi they probably brought on vacation with them. I know it isn’t as bad as whoring them out to random men for sexual favors to help pay the rent, at least not in theory, according to society norms, but I have a feeling that the damage this does, will equally fuck them up, as if they were being whored out like whores, because ultimately, you are a product of your environment, and when you realize you’re opportunistic cunt mom is making you jump through hoops to fill her own egotistical needs, dreams and bribing you by giving you anything you want, it’s as empty as when it happens in the gutter. That’s why rich girls are just like stripper trash, just in nicer clothes and hotel rooms. I guess I shouldn’t care about the mental capacity of these demon children as they run around in their demon family, but they are in bikinis, and the skinny one aspires to be a Victoria’s Secret model, you see it’s good to raise them like this, they have such depth to their dreams and potential to contribute to society. Idiots. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
No day is complete without a picture of Holland Roden’s nipple slip outside Chateau Marmont….not that a Holland Roden nipple slip has ever happened before, and not that I know who Holland Roden is, and not because I think Holland Roden is hot…but because before seeing this dirty windowed picture of her 24 year old nipples…I wasn’t living, it was all just a shell, going through the motions, just waiting for this moment to arrive. This is the rebirth, like she is the Messiah and it all just suddenly makes sense and is clear….I guess now we can go kill ourselves, this was the peak…. Or not. she’s from MTV’s Teen Wolf show, and who the fuck cares, seriously. Go celebrate something important, not this nonsense. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
If you’re wondering where Tila Tequila has been all your life, you know since she fell off the map when she lost her show and her mind and fell into a drug fueled downward spiral and I know you aren’t wondering where Tila Tequila has been, but more wondering who Tila Tequila is, because she’s that fucking useless….Well, she’s been honing her talent of magician who can contort energy for Youtube so that everyone things she’s crazy and that she gets a video with more than 100,000 views, since the last time that happened was years ago and it only happened because she stripped like it was Myspace and she just landed Playboy, the root of all this shit that is Tila Tequila. As amateur as it is, it’s all strategic, and I spent with Tila Tequila when she was at her peak and on TV, she didn’t even drink, and wouldn’t let anyone touch her or her hair. The highlight of her career wasn’t fake friends on myspace leading to a TV show thanks to MTV having no understanding of the internet or good content, it wasn’t when the show was cancelled, it wasn’t that barely anyone cared about her, I mean they didn’t even bother mocking her demise, IT WASN’T HER SEX TAPE she was that irrelevant…the highlight, as far as I’m concerned, is that she had this “Army” of losers, that had her back and singled me out one day on twitter…but maybe I’m just being selfish. make ti all about me. Watch her insane video that’s not even insane. Here she is modeling bikinis before she turned lesbian, lost her mind, etc….. BUY HER SEX TAPE
Old timer Avril Lavigne has a song about her youth…. I can’t believe she’s still milking that one trick pony she rode in on. I mean she’s probably pushing 40 by now, yet she still dresses like a 17 year old, and writes song about being 17, even though you know she probably doesn’t remember being 17 because it was so long ago. I think we call this knowing her market, but more importantly knowing shit lyrics that speak to 17 year olds, you know low level smut with lyrics like “acting stupid for fun”….”not caring about anything”….”cuz we were 17″….shut the fuck up cunt. Somone needs this twat sent back to Canada so we can do what needs to be done to her Canadian beaver….that has got out of line….you know take it out back and have it shot, stuffed and mounted. You know cuz either we put her out of her misery, or she becomes the source of our misery. I mean seriously, her career has been going on for 15 years, I would have assumed she’d be a has been stripper by now. Where did it all go wrong ? Here are the hottest Avril Lavigne pictures I could find on such short notice..
Miley Cyrus is on the cover of the June issue of Elle and she’s showing off her perky little Disney Hormonal Therapy tits, that have given her 21 year old ass a more youthful look and feel….Disney has it all figured out. I mean keep the talent young enough looking so that when they start chain smoking to deal with never having a childhood, you know coupled with drinking, drugs and anything repress the pain, they can still be cast to play a 15 year old, if corporate decides it’s time for a Hannah Montana movie. I guess all that Lohan shit taught them to look into science. I mean if the technology exists, use it….like I would like to use Miley in pretty wholesome ways, if you consider anal wholesome, which I do…I mean all the christians holding onto their V card are doing it.
