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Rachel Bilson Inception Tits of the Day

Here’s some Rachel Bilson, who hasn’t been interested since the 1990s show the OC….but who was abducted by a Canadian actor, who was barely an actor, but got the role of young Luke Skywalker, solidifying his place in the world, where he kept her in a cage like his prized hen or stag back on his Ontario farm, that he got to knock up and breed with before she decided to escape 10 years later, hoping back on the scene tits out…too little too late…but we’ll always remember Summer before she was a mom aged girl with mom tits…just not very well..it wasn’t that memorable of a show really. The post Rachel Bilson Inception Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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7 Reasons Girls Should Message Guys First On Dating Apps

The odds are in your favor. Research proves it.

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The Ballad of Serena and Maria

In 490 B.C., Greek courier Pheidippides raced 26 miles in intense heat from Marathon to Athens to announce victory over the Persians. Upon reaching Athens and crying victory, Pheidippides dropped dead. And thus, the Olympic marathon was born. In those days, we demanded a literal pound of flesh from our prized athletes. Today, we have… Read more »

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Cara Delevingne Auditions For Fifty Shades of Grey: Should She Play Ana?

British model Cara Delevingne, who has walked in countless runway shows and fronted top-tier fashion brands, is reportedly hoping to transition into acting. In the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. According to reports, Delevingne auditioned for the prized role of Anastasia Steele in the erotic film trilogy based on the hit novel written by E.L. James. The movie will be directed by Sam Taylor-Johnson, who just happens to good friends with the young star, 20, so perhaps she has the inside track? It’s unclear, but Cara were to land the role in the film, it would catapult her into another level of fame, and prove that her acting chops match her looks. What do you think? Should Cara play Ana?   Yes! She’d be great … Maybe. I’m not sure about her. No way. Can’t see her as Ana at all. View Poll »

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Sharon Stone’s Big Old Lady Tits Lookin’ Good of the Day

I generally hate old ladies…but I am totally down with whatever is going on here….possibly because her pussy was a big part of my masturbation in the 90s back when I’d rent her video and pause the shit on the pussy flash scene….trying to get it in perfect frame so that I could make out her labia before DVD existed….so many times that we were practically in a relationship. A relationship that ended when the internet hit and I got access to porn. But a relationship I’ll remember forever as a glorious time in my shitty fucking life…. I don’t know why she’s looking so hot at this event, it’s like some divorcee at the night club wanting to get some dick in her to make up for lost time and feel loved thanks to her husband leaving her for a 20 year old shit….a place I like to call heaven. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rosario Dawson’s Weird Upskirt of the Day

I’ve heard some Rosario Dawson stories over the years, from her being some coked up annoying party slut in New York who thinks she’s super fucking important thanks to Harmony Korine pulling her out of the projects when she was 15 to star in her panties in his movie….a slut start to a slut life….filled with big tits….and now panty flashes…because by the looks of her stomach she’s pregnant and trying to give her baby a little light….what a considerate mom…. Or maybe she’s just accustomed to flashing her junk to make people care about her….and that’s why life has been too good to her up until now, handed to her big titties on a silver platter, I say send her back to the ghetto where she belongs….because her panty flash hustle will be alot more like sucking dick for coke….or rent money…a place she belongs… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Nina Agdal’s Outtakes for Esquire with Bare Ass and Nipple of the Day

Nina Agdal is a model who is putting in serious bikini work to knock Kate Upton of her all you can eat buffet fat ass filled throne….you know the prized pig at the fair…in her pig pen….eating as much of the free celebratory food as she can…because those are the perks of being the prized pig….really taking ownership on her obesity…. You see, Nina Agdal was robbed of the cover this year, because SI wanted to milk the cow one more time before putting her to pasture, giving Nina a chance to take the fuck over…and that’s what she’s doing… These are some outtakes of her Esquire shoot, with bare ass and some see through to nipple and shit is glorious…so glorious I can ignore the fact that she kinda looks downs syndrome… The things people will do to make it….are great….

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Lenny Dykstra’s Doggy Coud Be Repossessed

Filed under: Lenny Dykstra , TMZ Sports , Celebrity Justice Lenny Dykstra is so broke — a judge may allow a creditor to repo his prized German Sheppard

Bridget Marquardt is Playboy’s Prized Pig in Leggings of the Day

I like to think Playboy pretty much the equivalent of a farm. They import the animals from all over the world to groom into something that supports their brand image all in exchange for a roof over their head and food in their pig mouths. Some of the pigs make the cut, others end up on the slaughterhouse floor dead from the experience of being part of the Playboy farm, and some make it onto the bacon or other pork product packaging.

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