Here’s some Rachel Bilson, who hasn’t been interested since the 1990s show the OC….but who was abducted by a Canadian actor, who was barely an actor, but got the role of young Luke Skywalker, solidifying his place in the world, where he kept her in a cage like his prized hen or stag back on his Ontario farm, that he got to knock up and breed with before she decided to escape 10 years later, hoping back on the scene tits out…too little too late…but we’ll always remember Summer before she was a mom aged girl with mom tits…just not very well..it wasn’t that memorable of a show really. The post Rachel Bilson Inception Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Well, there haven’t been any major celebrity deaths so far in 2017 (unless, for some reason, you consider American democracy to be a major celebrity). But that doesn’t mean this year is gonna let you off easy. In fact, you may want to sit down for this one, because there’s a good chance that we’re about to crush your dreams: Mike “Sugar Bear” Thompson is officially off the market. Yes, just three months after we learned that Sugar Bear is engaged to Jennifer Lamb, it seems he and the lucky lady have tied the knot. Yes, Lamb married Bear in a ceremony presumably woodland ceremony presumably attended by Honey Boo Boo herself. We’d say the whole situation is sweet enough to give you diabetes, but we’re guessing most of the wedding party was diagnosed long ago. Thompson and Lamb wasted little time on courtship. The two got engaged just nine months after they met. Sugar Bear and Mama June broke up in early 2015, but made several public attempts to mend their relationship. In fact, it seems there was some overlap between Sugar Bear’s two relationships, which says a lot about … something. Either this can be viewed as an indictment of the quality of available men in rural Georgia, or a testament to SB’s sexual prowess. We’re not sure which option is more disturbing. Anyway, many fans (insofar as the disgraced Shannon-Thompson clan still has fans) are skeptical of the union, and for good reason: June and Sugar’s time on Marriage Boot Camp now looks like simply a cash grab, and they were never really working to save their relationship. Mama and Sugar began to have problems around the time the world learned that she cheated on him with the man who molested her daughter . Amazingly, however, June was the one who dumped Sugar Bear, after publicly accusing him of carrying on a number of gay affairs behind her back. Interestingly, the news of Thompson and Lamb’s marriage comes the same day that we learned about June’s return to television. This time, she’ll star on a series about her physical transformation. Yes, we’re serious. Check out the trailer for it below … June Shannon Returns to TV: First Look! Is June’s latest attempt to rebuild her public (and physical) image motivated by her ex’s marriage to someone else, and so soon? We don’t know, but Lamb should probably keep her guard up. We don’t want to be pessimistic, but we hope the new Mrs. Bear is smarter than the average bear … which we realize isn’t likely. Put another way, here’s hoping she has the instinct to realize what kind of territory she just wandered into before it’s too late.
May we have a drum roll, please? Walt Disney Studios has made a major announcement: Star Wars Episode VIII will be titled… THE LAST JEDI! Wrote the company in a press release: We have the greatest fans in this or any other galaxy. In appreciation of the fans, we wanted them to be the first to know the title of the next chapter in the Skywalker saga: STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI. As you might expect, it didn't take long for fans to react to this name. In a mostly positive manner! Scroll around below for a look at some of the responses and questions spurred on by The Last Jedi revelation… 1. Where’s the Trailer?!? “Omg Star wars episode 8: the last jedi! I can’t wait for the first trailer.” – @Jedi_RP 2. A Logistical Evolution “Love how Ep.VII and Ep.VIII titles make a sentence: The Force awakens the last Jedi.” – @BrushYourTeeth 3. Hmmm… “Jedi is both singular and plural. So this title could have multiple meanings. That makes it even more intriguing. And that red color…” – @StarWarsNewsNet 4. It’s Rey… Right? “Who is the last jedi? is Rey the last jedi? but the plural for jedi is also jedi so this can refer to more than one jedi.” – @wakandaho 5. No, It’s Finn! “listen: The Last Jedi Is Finn, The Boy, The Force Sensitive Ex-Stormtrooper. We All Know This. Finn. The Hero. That Boy, Finn.” – @reysolorgana 6. Is It Really the Last?!? “the last jedi. at last a name! but is this one of those he’s not the last cause he had a kid and then the avatar opens a portal…” – @sophietalia View Slideshow
Chance The Rapper brought friends Noname and Frances and the Lights to ‘Saturday Night Live’ for a special holiday episode, where he performed ‘Same Drugs’ and ‘Finish Line/Drown.’
Last night, Oscar-winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow kicked off 2011’s late night programming — and prepared for that imminent Cee Lo duet — by putting on a pair of flip shades and crooning suggestive lyrics to Jimmy Fallon. Elsewhere, David Letterman revealed that he once cried during a McDonald’s commercial, Jon Stewart proved that Barack Obama is actually Luke Skywalker, Stephen Colbert talked Spiderman , and Paula Abdul acted crazy.
Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark painmaster Julie Taymor was set for an interview appearance at a New York Times Arts & Leisure weekend next month, but her PR just released the following regret: “With the changes in the ‘Spider-Man’ production schedule, Julie will be deep in rehearsals and will not be available to participate.” The seclusion begins? She should’ve tried this technique when Across the Universe garnered that Golden Globe nomination for Best Picture . So silly! [ NYT ]
You’ve probably heard this quote from eighth century BC philosopher Hesiod in some high school valedictorian’s speech: “I see no hope for the future of our people if they are dependent on frivolous youth of today, for certainly all youth are reckless beyond words… When I was young, we were taught to be discreet and respectful of elders, but the present youth are exceedingly [disrespectful] and impatient of restraint.” And so it goes, with each generation bemoaning the horrors of the new brats snapping at their heels.
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